TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku - Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

[Pedro Sanchez]

Imagine being that actor. Probably not your dream job but it's a start and you get to bring smiles to children. But its Star Wars so you have fat assholes in their 40s acting like you're the actual other actor who is portraying a fictional character. All the photos you take each day are with unkempt fat couples with furbabies. Men who look like Andrew Dobson approach and try to quiz you on autistic lore.

And then the 40 something posts this and says he's tired of people 'hating' and only wants to spread love.

Nothing says spreading love like harassing theme park employees because you don't like a character in a children's movie.

I wish Zac luck in his endeavor. It's a good thing he didn't burn lots of bridges with the YouTube anime community over the past year with false DCMA strikes and slandering them as Nazis. I'm sure they'll welcome him and Anime News Network in with welcome ar- oh right.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

The Lovely Little Thief, Jacob Chapman

Something that was sent to me a long time ago that I decided to make a video on is here! Jacob Chapman of PandoDango and other affiliations attempted to make...

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Just a reminder that Jesuotaku is running a crowdfunding scam in the same vein as Flynt and Quinn

 

[Phalanx]

What song is she singing? EDIT: Apparently its Golden Wind from Jojo

Mmmm imagine this face as they either fuck you or fuck them. Imagine the face when she cums. She probably screams "AHHHH FUCK SENPAI!!!!!!!!"

Gonna go Sylvia Plath myself rn.

Not seen this bitch in like 6 years at least, Jesus christ, the fact she paid money out her own pocket to look like that in contrast to other troons like Blaire White who sure is a bit fake looking but fuck when they say I used to be a guy and you are like "well I respect your effort and surgeon" but fuck clearly Anime and Doritos are not good for the impeding testosterone infecting your body because you look like some fucking Disney Channel circa 2002 reject who was just a friend of a friend.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Okay the facial hair is fascinating to me.

Did Hope deliberately set herself up to have white trash looking facial hair when she transitioned?

Again, the comparisons to Joe Dirt are warranted.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Okay the facial hair is fascinating to me.

Did Hope deliberately set herself up to have white trash looking facial hair when she transitioned?

Again, the comparisons to Joe Dirt are warranted.

I hate saying this but she would have been better off as a conventionally attractive hikkomori type nerd girl.

But then again she is a despicable irresponsible house owner. She is to homes what Chris Pratt is to pets.

 

[GeePee]

I like how Hope is now going to work on a place that a few months ago he called out for supporting "problematic" anime like Shield Hero(I bet he LOVED when CR announced TWO additional seasons at once.).Did Crunchyroll ever read his thoughts about it?or maybe the poor bastard he blew to get this new job(my condolences to you...) just didin't care...

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I like how Hope is now going to work on a place that a few months ago he called out for supporting "problematic" anime like Shield Hero(I bet he LOVED when CR announced TWO additional seasons at once.).Did Crunchyroll ever read his thoughts about it?or maybe the poor bastard he blew to get this new job(my condolences to you...) just didin't care...

I regurgitated a bit.

I hope someone exposes all her shit tbh

 

[Kari Kamiya]

JO, being the rat that she is, tends to jump ship when things are about to go south. We've seen it happen with The Desu Desu Brigade, her personal VO projects, Channel Awesome, and now ANN is showing signs of breaking down. Crunchyroll's been infected for ages at this point, so her joining the team will ensure a quicker death, but then who knows what else she'll shit up in a few years. What's next, is she going to blow her way into Sony or something?

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

Zac and Lynzee are probably fucking. We all know his type is women who are already in committed relationships.

Jacob is going to spiral down into complete irrelevancy at Crunchyroll. It may be the largest legal anime streaming site, but the percentage of people who read shit on there is quite a bit lower than ANN's readership.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

No. Just. No.

What trauma? PTSD from cheating on Nash? Or that you are an irresponsible house owner?

 

[Florence]

What song is she singing? EDIT: Apparently its Golden Wind from Jojo

Mmmm imagine this face as they either fuck you or fuck them. Imagine the face when she cums. She probably screams "AHHHH FUCK SENPAI!!!!!!!!"

Gonna go Sylvia Plath myself rn.

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.

 

[Marche]

I like how Hope is now going to work on a place that a few months ago he called out for supporting "problematic" anime like Shield Hero(I bet he LOVED when CR announced TWO additional seasons at once.).Did Crunchyroll ever read his thoughts about it?or maybe the poor bastard he blew to get this new job(my condolences to you...) just didin't care...

Crunchyroll are just a big social justice hub of parasites as ANN, it's just that CR has to have problematic things on their platform so they can get the funds for superior products like High Guardian Spice and LGBT panels at anime conventions.

 

[FireGod365]

Jacob Chapman on Twitter

“I'm not gonna see the incel clown movie until it's out on digital. I don't even feel the need to go just to "have a take", because literally everyone says it's a miserable disposable turd for one reason or another. Why waste 2 hrs in a theater when I can waste it at home later?”

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Jacob (unsurprisingly) has no plans to watch Joker anytime soon. Instead, give mini-reviews of movies that came out in August and September.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Crunchyroll are just a big social justice hub of parasites as ANN, it's just that CR has to have problematic things on their platform so they can get the funds for superior products like High Guardian Spice and LGBT panels at anime conventions.

It's not the future I think Crunchyroll would have as a former hive of piracy.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

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No. Just. No.

What trauma? PTSD from cheating on Nash? Or that you are an irresponsible house owner?

What the fuck does "anxiety cryptid" mean, anyway? Does JO believe she's a nervous Sasquatch?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

What the fuck does "anxiety cryptid" mean, anyway? Does JO believe she's a nervous Sasquatch?

She's clearly trying to look like some kind of terrifying humanoid monstrosity.

 

[Travoltron]

Hope's "traumas" are Channel Awesome of course, plus her conservative Christian parents trying to correct course their horrible daughter after spoiling her their whole lives.

 

[The Cunting Death]

plus her conservative Christian parents trying to correct course their horrible daughter after spoiling her their whole lives.

And I'm pretty sure that's why she got into anime in the first place, not because she liked it, but because she really fucking hates her parents and wants to spite them in anyway possible, and why she became a tranny

I've known people that have done this, at least the former.

 

[Jason Wynn]

As much as she hates her "redneck" upbringing, I always laugh that her big act of rebellion against it was making herself look like a backwoods "you gots a real purty mouth there, Billy Bob..." hillbilly.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

And I'm pretty sure that's why she got into anime in the first place, not because she liked it, but because she really fucking hates her parents and wants to spite them in anyway possible, and why she became a tranny

I've known people that have done this, at least the former.

This could all have been avoided if her family had discovered the pure, halal joy of Christian manga...