Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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She produced a small amount more tard cum this morning but the mean nurses wouldn't put it in a fridge or give her ice so she could keep it fresh for her two year old that apparently needs her breast juice with every meal.

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She was obviously eating fine before and whining for the attention. Someone called her on it in her life. Like I thought you said you couldn't eat? And she's like: I can eat, it's just very unpleasant and causes alot of pain (or something a bit more whiney than that). I will say in all the NG and NJ tubes I've seen I haven't seen one that was sutures in, online or offline, even with someone like anelise with her anorexia. I would also figure that sutures would be more dangerous for someone who is coughing/gagging or trying to pull it out as it could cause the stomach to tear but I am no GI doctor.



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Now she's seeking a malpractice lawyer because she's "getting sicker in the hospital" and "they aren't even using my tube"

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I just love when a munchie goes in the hospital and things dont go their way, they cry, stomp their feet and cry malpractice meanwhile the doctor is literally taking the necesary steps to make sure he doesn't catch a lawsuit (making sure the surgery is wartented, titrating feeds based on tolerance, following hospital procedures, etc). I can tell this hospital and it's staff are getting to the point where they're over her shit. No one who was actually starving and needing a tube as bad as she said would be whining about the help they received (like an NJ or NG tube and feeds, I'm not even sure if she knows which cause she says it's stitched to her stomach and in her stomach and sometimes says NG and sometimes says NJ).

If she makes it to the big hospital, I will completely throw a pizza party when they tell her she's not getting a surgical tube cause her stomach works just fine. That blow up will be like fireworks on the forth of July.
Shoot...
She tapped out early, no pizza party guys 😢

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Shoot...
She tapped out early, no pizza party guys 😢

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so now no tubes at all or are they sending her home with the nose hose? You'd think she would have planned this better and known how to act before she showed up and set off everyone's faker alarm bells.
 
so now no tubes at all or are they sending her home with the nose hose? You'd think she would have planned this better and known how to act before she showed up and set off everyone's faker alarm bells.

Well since hers is bridled and "sutured" I assume she either has to get it out on her own or wait a day so they can properly remove it as they would have to do so via endoscopy if it's actually sutured. But usually AMA they just cut you off. Make you sign papers and take out the iv. No more meds/treatments/procedures. So I'm assuming unless there's no sutures she will have the nose hose until she finds a way to get it out. If its not sutured they will pull it out before she goes. Don't worry, I'll keep you updated on the nose hose situation 👍 but they most likely won't be giving her a prescription for feeds so it will be useless...

Only speaking on my experience with AMA so could happen totally differently but she's already asking Instagram for a ride home.... Er... to the hotel.
 
Well since hers is bridled and "sutured" I assume she either has to get it out on her own or wait a day so they can properly remove it as they would have to do so via endoscopy if it's actually sutured. But usually AMA they just cut you off. Make you sign papers and take out the iv. No more meds/treatments/procedures. So I'm assuming unless there's no sutures she will have the nose hose until she finds a way to get it out. If its not sutured they will pull it out before she goes. Don't worry, I'll keep you updated on the nose hose situation 👍 but they most likely won't be giving her a prescription for feeds so it will be useless...

Only speaking on my experience with AMA so could happen totally differently but she's already asking Instagram for a ride home.... Er... to the hotel.

I've seen several of the munchie crew exchanging tube feeds with each other since they all "fail" a bunch of normal ones before falling into the loving arms of Kate Farms. If she goes home with the tube I'd put money on her begging followers to give her their unused formula. Or maybe just begging Kate Farms directly to send a few cartons, as some have done (cough jaquie cough)
 
I've seen several of the munchie crew exchanging tube feeds with each other since they all "fail" a bunch of normal ones before falling into the loving arms of Kate Farms. If she goes home with the tube I'd put money on her begging followers to give her their unused formula. Or maybe just begging Kate Farms directly to send a few cartons, as some have done (cough jaquie cough)
I'm sure she will be internet begging for "natural" feeds but she would need a pump too, if it's an NJ (good thing all these munchies have tutorials on YouTube of how to set one up) or she can bolus and find out the hard way 😂

ETA: I wonder if munchies know that leaving AMA goes on their chart and makes it less likely another hospital will pick them up and admit them...?
 
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Would love to know what about this was too personal considering she made herself a public figure and the only info I shared was shit she already made public. Ah, speddit.

They banned you?!? That's messed up. I know a lot of people enjoyed your posts over there, myself included. Well, shit.
 
Well since hers is bridled and "sutured" I assume she either has to get it out on her own or wait a day so they can properly remove it as they would have to do so via endoscopy if it's actually sutured. But usually AMA they just cut you off. Make you sign papers and take out the iv. No more meds/treatments/procedures. So I'm assuming unless there's no sutures she will have the nose hose until she finds a way to get it out. If its not sutured they will pull it out before she goes. Don't worry, I'll keep you updated on the nose hose situation 👍 but they most likely won't be giving her a prescription for feeds so it will be useless...

Only speaking on my experience with AMA so could happen totally differently but she's already asking Instagram for a ride home.... Er... to the hotel.

Last night in her live, she was talking about how she wanted to discharge herself asap, but couldn't because she'd need surgery to remove the tube, so she'd have to wait for morning, all of which lines up with what you said. I'm dying to know what the doctors are thinking and if they have a plan for her. From what she's said, it's a small hospital, so I would imagine she's taxing their resources.

Maybe I missed an earlier one but isn't this secretsofserenity's first ng tube? If so, I'm wondering why they bridled it straight off. Seems like for an adult they'd only do that if there was a history of problems (Tina/Anelise pulling hers out) or if the adult wasn't fully competent.

Unless I also missed something, this is her first. There's no evidence of her having had one before on her insta or her blog. Is bridling what it sounds like? They kind of attach the tube inside your nose?


If this secrets of serenity girl is a military spouse, where is her husband in all of this? Deployed? I love how she's SOOPER SICK, yet it seems like her family literally doesn't give a fuck...?

He's not deployed. Recently (during this hospital stay), he's been taking care of their kids. He does have his own insta, but hasn't posted since December 2018. In her live last night, she mentioned that she was raised by her grandmother, who is now deceased, and that the closest family they have is an 18-hour drive away. So I don't know if we can draw too many conclusions from the lack of family attention.

I was looking through her insta last night and her attitude towards chronic illness really struck me. As an example, check out how she responds to people. This is a post from a couple of weeks ago about how her 2yo is also "chronically ill." She posted a video of the kid crying and kind of holding her head, which to me just looks like it could be teething, a cold, an ear infection, and/or a 2yo crying because that's what they do.
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Anyway, people commented in various ways trying to express support, and she was just unequivocally defeatist. Basically everything she said was some form of, "There is no cure. There is no way to help. We are chronically ill and that's the end of the discussion." It's like she thinks of chronic illness as this magical land that she and her daughter have crossed the threshold to, and suddenly they're in this place where doctors don't know anything, and there are no possible treatments, and they can never exit, and nobody can question her because she is Chronically Ill. It's very depressing.


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Her live last night was fascinating. I noticed she put some of it up in her stories if anyone wants to watch. She was going on and on about how horrible the hospital was, although the only actual event she described was that, after the first GI doctor approved her tube surgery, eventually a "random" GI doctor she had never met before came in, told her she was anorexic, and cancelled the surgery. As of last night, she had already contacted social workers, the hospital's patient advocate, and a malpractice lawyer about this. Oh, and she called her cardiologist's "urgent" line and left a message for him. She's really counting on the cardiologist to come through for her; she kept repeating last night that he would be "mortified" to find out how she had been treated.

At one point some nurses came in for the change of shift, and she left the live on so we got to hear the nurses being over-the-top nice to her, and mentioning that they'd seen the documentation of how unhappy she was. They were really committed to the "oh you poor thing" approach to her, I'm assuming because they're terrified of her causing more problems? I will say that she really does have charisma, much more so than the blobs like Ren, and that she's pretty as a speckled pup. I'm assuming that these have something to do with her cardiologist's willingness to bend over backwards to get her what she wants.

Hilariously, she was also very clear about the fact that, if she were to leave the hospital, she wouldn't be able to get admitted to another one. She clearly knew that she was only there because her cardiologist pulled strings for her, but it never seemed to occur to her or her followers that maybe if you have trouble getting admitted to a hospital it might be a sign that you don't need to be hospitalized? Just maybe?
 
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I will say in all the NG and NJ tubes I've seen I haven't seen one that was sutures in, online or offline, even with someone like anelise with her anorexia

I'll update this post if/when I can find it, but there was a munchie earlier in this thread that kept pulling/puking up her ng tube so she could get a gastro tube to purge from for her super serious GP so instead her doctors sutured the tube to the inside of her nose. Idk about stomach sutures tho...

Edit: It was Tina/Anelise with the nose stitches (thanks KFS)

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TL;DR Pain is 37/10 from a pulled muscle and "undiagnosed gastrointestinal issues" has officially been added to her list of maladies.

I think my prediction for a t00bz saga could come true but I'll keep my fingers crossed. Kayleigh really is my favorite pet munchie and if she succesfully gets her t00bz or any other uselessly invasive procedures I may make a separate thread for her. So much more to this one than just doctor-shopping.
 
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I'll update this post if/when I can find it, but there was a munchie earlier in this thread that kept pulling/puking up her ng tube so she could get a gastro tube to purge from for her super serious GP so instead her doctors sutured the tube to the inside of her nose. Idk about stomach sutures tho...

Edit: It was Tina/Anelise with the nose stitches (thanks KFS)


TL;DR Pain is 37/10 from a pulled muscle and "undiagnosed gastrointestinal issues" has officially been added to her list of maladies.

I think my prediction for a t00bz saga could come true but I'll keep my fingers crossed. Kayleigh really is my favorite pet munchie and if she succesfully gets her t00bz or any other uselessly invasive procedures I may make a separate thread for her. So much more to this one than just doctor-shopping.

I love how all her gender special labels contradict. Are you gay or are you asexual? Are you trans or are you non-binary?

This is where I see a lot of overlap with the trans and munchie communities. It's always a case of acquiring as many labels as you can. It's like compensating for a severe lack of personality.
 
It's the fact you can see her baring her teeth into a grimace that cracks me up.

Does she actually claim lupus? That's a pretty ballsy diagnosis to fake.

She might actually have Lupus. She claims she has had “signs” since she was 12. It was her first diagnosis. But it’s been in “remission” and she went off all meds for it. I don’t know anything about Lupus though.
 
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Was bored so caught up with Kat (@barfiedoll_), who we discussed back on page 88 (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/munch...rers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-4710389).

Hospitalizations this year:
Feb 27 - Bladder infection
April 10 - Unknown "feelin awful"
May 25 - Stomach abscess (tube infection), cellulitis
June 5 - Cellulitis
June 16 - unknown
June 23 - unknown
July 25 - "Septic"
Aug 25 - Unknown "busted lips"???
Sep 9-ish - Unknown, mentions PICC line, did she have it before?

I might have missed one or two. Here's a teaser for them sweet Horrifying ratings:
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Showin' off the gear.
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A selection of hospitalizations. She seems to be fucking with her feeding tube. Claims this has never happened in 4 years, but then is in the hospital for the same thing over and over every month. Hmm.
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Weight loss. I personally cannot see the difference.
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Did she get a PICC or was that always there?
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Was bored so caught up with Kat (@barfiedoll_), who we discussed back on page 88 (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/munch...rers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-4710389).

Hospitalizations this year:
Feb 27 - Bladder infection
April 10 - Unknown "feelin awful"
May 25 - Stomach abscess (tube infection), cellulitis
June 5 - Cellulitis
June 16 - unknown
June 23 - unknown
July 25 - "Septic"
Aug 25 - Unknown "busted lips"???
Sep 9-ish - Unknown, mentions PICC line, did she have it before?

I might have missed one or two. Here's a teaser for them sweet Horrifying ratings:
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Showin' off the gear.
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A selection of hospitalizations. She seems to be fucking with her feeding tube. Claims this has never happened in 4 years, but then is in the hospital for the same thing over and over every month. Hmm.
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Weight loss. I personally cannot see the difference.
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Did she get a PICC or was that always there?
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She's had two ports and several PICCs now along with two NJ tubes and a GJ or three.

Somewhere in my autistic note-taking I actually went through every post she made in 2019 and sorted them into categories like "e-begging" "hospital selfie" "strategically posing to show off toys" but I don't think I ever posted it. (It was seriously a hand-written list I made when I was bored at work one day)
 
She's had two ports and several PICCs now along with two NJ tubes and a GJ or three.

Somewhere in my autistic note-taking I actually went through every post she made in 2019 and sorted them into categories like "e-begging" "hospital selfie" "strategically posing to show off toys" but I don't think I ever posted it. (It was seriously a hand-written list I made when I was bored at work one day)
Ah TY. Somewhere in there it seemed like she had her tube replaced again too.

I'm sure you had a long list; other than pointless selfies every other post is munch. My favorites are the ones where she wears t-shirts that point out some supposed disability...."TUBE LIFE" lol.
 
Munchie check-in with dontpetmeimworking

she posted a blackout pic and this status
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selling the gear on facebook
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another glance at facebook and i found this, and realized I missed her gofuckme from a year ago.
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There's some foreshadowing in the GFM, I know fuckall about service dogs but I'm guessing the dog didn't make the cut and she lost it.
Any service dog familiar kiwis care to weigh in?
It doesn't look like the dog died, she's selling the stuff and doesn't seem to be grieving it like it died. She seems more pissed. I could be reading it wrong.

Gofuckme Q&A
Q. What will happen if this dog does not make the cut to be a service dog? What if he washes out of training?
A. In the unlikely event that this pup doesn't have the right temperament for training, a degenerative disease crops up (highly unlikely), or trauma occurs that cannot be resolved, he will return to his breeder and I will refund as many people as I possibly can. He will not go to a shelter, he will not be put down (unless his hypothetical injury or illness is fatal/he is suffering beyond what could be considered humane/he is untreatable in some way), and he will not be set out onto the streets. Not every dog is cut out to be a service dog, but coming from health-tested breeding stock with titles and working drive all are positive factors that increase the likelihood of the dog succeeding as a SD.
 
Munchie check-in with dontpetmeimworking

she posted a blackout pic and this status
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selling the gear on facebook
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another glance at facebook and i found this, and realized I missed her gofuckme from a year ago.
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There's some foreshadowing in the GFM, I know fuckall about service dogs but I'm guessing the dog didn't make the cut and she lost it.
Any service dog familiar kiwis care to weigh in?
It doesn't look like the dog died, she's selling the stuff and doesn't seem to be grieving it like it died. She seems more pissed. I could be reading it wrong.

Gofuckme Q&A
That doesn't sound like a regular washout (ex: the dog was too distractable, too anxious, couldn't perform necessary tasks) which are all kind of ...slow? You know they're coming, and there's a lot of "he might be a wash" talk leading up to it. This sounds like she had to immediately pull him from service forever.

Would almost bet she tried to do off leash training with him in public again and he attacked someone or a real SD. Or she tried to use the shock collar on him and he went bananas and attacked her.
 
Yeah, if someone "doesn't want to talk about" what happened to a pet and they're a cluster B mess, they fucked up bad and the animal is dead or it hurt/killed something/someone. They know they can't justify what happened, and completely unable to take responsibility for something really awful that they can't undo or make up in any way, they shut down and pretend it never happened.
 
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