Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Cowlick said:
I've spent a great deal of time at several local colleges. Also, I was a Champion of the spelling bee at the elementary school located on the same street as the building I currently live in. (Interesting fact? I won my first & third years at the school, while my 2nd year, my sister won it.)
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Wait your living on the same street you went to school at, won 2 out of 3 spelling bees and your sister won the third. Teej were you home schooled?
 
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Cowlick said:
1] My sister & I each graduated from the same local school system where no relatives were employed. She went on to an out-of-state college taht gave her a full scholarship... Yet she home-schools her only school-age child.

2] I haven't watched a WWE show in around 5 months.
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Why did you stop watching WWE? Was it because Randy Orton was written off television? Do you watch any other wrestling promotions?
 
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@Cowlick did you ever have to attend a special ed class in high school?

Also, what was your favorite subject while in school?
 
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Cowlick said:
I've spent a great deal of time at several local colleges. Also, I was a Champion of the spelling bee at the elementary school located on the same street as the building I currently live in. (Interesting fact? I won my first & third years at the school, while my 2nd year, my sister won it.)

Also, since we're speaking hypothetically (how much attention my different writings have gotten, & a few of the countless other things the majority of the membership doesn't know), let's discuss one more...

1] Professor Ambrose gives a student a low grade.

2] The student (name doesn't matter, as Ambrose lacks even the IQ to properly spell "IQ") claims the Professor is less intelligent than he.

3] The conversation goes no further, as nobody is able to find anyone who can explain this rationalization in a way that Ambrose is able to understand it (which is seen by some as ironic, since it is blamed on Ambrose's obvious-to-the-majority-of-species stupidity.)
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Wow @Cowlick, still going strong. Never give up, keep posting.

And the dialogue on Null's profile page with you are hilarious!
 
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Cowlick said:
I've spent a great deal of time at several local colleges. Also, I was a Champion of the spelling bee at the elementary school located on the same street as the building I currently live in. (Interesting fact? I won my first & third years at the school, while my 2nd year, my sister won it.)
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Yo yo yo, are you bragging about a spelling bee in elementary school? That's just sad.
 
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Now at 8 pages of PMs of whimsical &/or circular fuckery between me and the Teej. Seriously, he learns nothing. He in some ways is worse at this than Chris.
Chris at least would try to provide some sort of half-assed "evidence" or refutation to the trolls; TJ on the other hand sits on his mound of obvious excrement and claims it's gold even though we can both see and smell the evidence.
TJ, you keep saying all these things we claim about you are false, yet you are never ready to refute them with actual evidence. Why? We have to come to the logical conclusion that the evidence simply doesn't exist.
 
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Kitlen said:
Now at 8 pages of PMs of whimsical &/or circular fuckery between me and the Teej. Seriously, he learns nothing. He in some ways is worse at this than Chris.
Chris at least would try to provide some sort of half-assed "evidence" or refutation to the trolls; TJ on the other hand sits on his mound of obvious excrement and claims it's gold even though we can both see and smell the evidence.
TJ, you keep saying all these things we claim about you are false, yet you are never ready to refute them with actual evidence. Why? We have to come to the logical conclusion that the evidence simply doesn't exist.
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You're too nice for not posting those PMs. TJ doesn't deserve such friends.
 
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UPDATE

His latest edits. Chyoo crossover 2:

Just one.

If it had something to do with the thread, it does not belong lumped-in with other threads that are called "bashing threads" not only because they are bashing, but because they are not at all story-related.

Also, there is no reason for anyone to fight my battles, nor is there reason for anyone to vandalize your stories. However, both those wrongful acts can be halted by contacting those truly at fault, starting the bashing, letting it continue, & blocking the quality writers such as myself from being able to submit to the far-more-active, "newer" site & its Forums.

Care to do the right thing for a change & help that happen?

I know you did, & I replied by truthfully saying it was not a bashing thread. Half the threads in this story are about characters or staff of/from other stories. Such is the nature of the beast... Reminds me, tell your mom Goodnight for me.
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A Day:

Marley.

I'm well aware Chrome reveals your mistakes. However, the ones it doesn't inform you of are the claims you've made about me ("homophobic Philistine", etc.), none of which are correct. Also, while it informs of your mistakes, it doesn't forcibly correct them, so if you want to deny they ever happened, feel free. The only mistake I continually see happening is you denying quality threads.

Will that ever change?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.
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Discuss.
 
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TM Ambrose said:
Congrats. I was a National Merit Scholar. In high school. Like two years ago, and I currently go to college for free. Like, why does it matter what you did 20 somthing years ago? I mean let's be honest here, I don't need some exceptional individual with diabetes on the internet to validate me. The 2000 dollar laptop that the school paid for is validation.


This wasn't relevant to the sentence it was in.


Funny, this site has a pretty standard curve of intelligence. (about 67% withing 1 standard deviation of the mean. I'm explaining this because i don't think you know what a standard curve is.) You have the second most dumb ratings on this site. I really wish you'd stop referring to yourself as a collective.

Seriously TJ, do you have a thing for me? Every time you post on this site you bring me up. Do you just bash people you know ware way more intelligent than you? I mean you did it to S.H. and then tried to back track.

You're a sad, dumb sped who lives with his mom. You're life literally is worthless, and is more of a drain on everyone around you.
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Nah dogg, he goes to the movies, restaurants and writes porn. You just overcame obstacles and got a free ride in college based on merit. Dude is totally better than us.
 
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DrChristianTroy said:
Nah dogg, he goes to the movies, restaurants and writes porn. You just overcame obstacles and got a free ride in college based on merit. Dude is totally better than us.
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I know right. He spends lots of times at local colleges too (Like OPL). He must be amazingly bright. He also thinks it's impressive that he has lived in the same town all his life.
 
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