US President Donald J. Trump Impeachment Megathread - Democrats commit mass political suicide

On September 24th, 2019, Nanci Pelosi did what everyone expected was some exceptional political posturing -- initiating a formal impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump.

The initial "charge," such as it was, was "betraying his oath of office and the nation's security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain." This, amusingly, was after it was discovered and widely reported on that the DNC had contacted the very same foreign power to attempt to tarnish Trump.

Specifically, this was all based on a rumor that Trump had asked the Ukraine to investigate how a prosecutor investigating Joe Biden's son for corruption had gotten fired, and withheld foreign aid until they had agreed. (He did ask the leader of the Ukraine to investigate what happened with the prosecutor, but did not hold up any foreign aid nor threaten anything of the like.)

Around this time, Trump did something they could not, and still cannot, understand: He publicly turned over all the documents. The transcript of the phone call they claimed showed him committing the crime of blackmailing the Ukraine into investigating Joe Biden for him was released, showing that Trump did nothing wrong. The only reaction the radical left had was arguing over the definition of "transcript" and spouting off a conspiracy theory about official state documents being edited.

At the same time, old video evidence of Joe Biden publicly bragging about blackmailing the Ukraine into NOT investigating his son came to light. Yes, this is exactly what they're accusing Trump of doing. The left is nothing if not subtle. Right after this, evidence came to light that Pelosi, Kerry, and Romney's kids had similar fake jobs in the Ukraine, getting paid ungodly amounts of money and embezzling US foreign aid to the Ukraine -- all things that Trump's Attorney General has openly discussed investigating.

By releasing the transcripts, the DNC was tripped up. Instead of being able to leak information from their secret investigation until November 2020, they were forced to play their hand publicly.

And they had no hand to play. The impeachment accusations came from second and third hand sources -- watercooler talk from Unelected Deep State Analysts with Trump Derangement Syndrome, outraged that President Trump refused to obey them when they felt they had a better idea as to how to run Foreign Affairs. Other allegations included that supposedly, the telepathic DNC members working in the state department knew what Trump was thinking (despite him literally saying the exact opposite) or could tell that Trump would do something even worse -- maybe something actually illegal -- in the future, and boy howdy, the imaginary Trump in their minds was a right bastard.

(As an aside, the name of the whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella, has been censored across pretty much all social media, a test run of whatever censorship they're going to enact in the next few months to try and swing the election.)

At the same time, the DNC performed significant amounts of partisan political fuckery to do this all publicly, but unofficially -- preventing the GOP from bringing forth witnesses or questioning the DNC's witnesses, or even reading the double plus secret evidence the DNC supposedly had. Those GOP that did get access to the evidence have confirmed it's a 3 pound 5 ounce nothingburger.

The charges have since mutated, with them initially being changed to "bribery" -- as "bribery" focus groups easier and is easier to spew out on Twitter.

On December 18th, 2019, along party lines and with bipartisan opposition, they finally drafted their articles of impeachment -- first for "Abuse of Power" and second for "Obstruction of Congress." Neither are actually crimes nor are they impeachable offenses, even if they were true -- which the DNC has provided no evidence of, explaining that it's the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

Narrator: It is not the Senate's job to investigate and find the evidence.

The "Obstruction of Congress" charge is particularly egregious, as they are claiming that Trump, by reaching out to the courts to act as mediators in his dispute over the rules with Pelosi, was obstructing her. In other words, Pelosi's stance is that the President must obey her, even if she's being a batshit insane drunk. Many legal scholars, including Alan Dershowitz, have pointed out that this is absolute bullshit.

The latest development as of this writing on December 21th, 2019, is that Pelosi is demanding that the GOP recuse itself, allowing the DNC to reshape the Senate in order to make the process "fair" -- by creating a Kangaroo court. The GOP is refusing outright, as the Senate's role during this is very specifically to take the charges and all the evidence gathered from the house -- which is none -- and vote yes or no on impeachment. They need 2/3rd majority to vote yes, and the DNC does not have the votes.

Pelosi is refusing to send over the articles of impeachment until the GOP allows her to stack the Senate against Trump, an act that Dershowitz as well as Noah Feldman, the DNC's own star legal expert witness, has said is unconstitutional and "a problem," as Trump isn't impeached until the articles have been filed. Meanwhile, the DNC has put the House on vacation until the new year, while the Senate is exploring options including forcing the articles over without Pelosi's ok. Trump and the Senate have both went to the SCOTUS to ask them if any of this is constitutional.

tl;dr: Trump may have found where the Swamp was embezzling US Foreign Aid. Many politician's children working fake jobs for huge amounts of money in the Ukraine, blatantly selling influence. This caused the DNC to freak out and try and headshot Trump. They missed. The Democrats appear to have committed political suicide, making Trump a Martyr and only realizing in the aftermath that they didn't actually get rid of him or even weaken him in any way. They also appear to realize they fucked up and are trying to slow walk it back, keeping the "he's impeached!" victory while not actually having to let anyone read the evidence or have a trial on it.


@Yotsubaaa did a great writeup here with links to various winner posts: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nancy...kraine-phone-call.61583/page-135#post-5606264

And @Yotsubaaa did a new version very late on the 21st of December: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/presi...chment-megathread.61583/page-260#post-5754920

Which are too big to quote here.



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WASHINGTON — Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday that the House would initiate a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump, charging him with betraying his oath of office and the nation’s security by seeking to enlist a foreign power to tarnish a rival for his own political gain.

Ms. Pelosi’s declaration, after months of reticence by Democrats who had feared the political consequences of impeaching a president many of them long ago concluded was unfit for office, was a stunning turn that set the stage for a history-making and exceedingly bitter confrontation between the Democrat-led House and a defiant president who has thumbed his nose at institutional norms.

“The actions taken to date by the president have seriously violated the Constitution,” Ms. Pelosi said in a brief speech invoking the nation’s founding principles. Mr. Trump, she added, “must be held accountable — no one is above the law.”

She said the president’s conduct revealed his “betrayal of his oath of office, betrayal of our national security and betrayal of the integrity of our elections.”

Ms. Pelosi’s decision to push forward with the most severe action that Congress can take against a sitting president could usher in a remarkable new chapter in American life, touching off a constitutional and political showdown with the potential to cleave an already divided nation, reshape Mr. Trump’s presidency and the country’s politics, and carry heavy risks both for him and for the Democrats who have decided to weigh his removal.

Though the outcome is uncertain, it also raised the possibility that Mr. Trump could become only the fourth president in American history to face impeachment. Presidents Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were both impeached but later acquitted by the Senate. President Richard M. Nixon resigned in the face of a looming House impeachment vote.

It was the first salvo in an escalating, high-stakes standoff between Ms. Pelosi, now fully engaged in an effort to build the most damning possible case against the president, and Mr. Trump, who angrily denounced Democrats’ impeachment inquiry even as he worked feverishly in private to head off the risk to his presidency.

Mr. Trump, who for months has dared Democrats to impeach him, issued a defiant response on Twitter while in New York for several days of international diplomacy at the United Nations, with a series of fuming posts that culminated with a simple phrase: “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!” Meanwhile, his re-election campaign and House Republican leaders launched a vociferous defense, accusing Democrats of a partisan rush to judgment.

“Such an important day at the United Nations, so much work and so much success, and the Democrats purposely had to ruin and demean it with more breaking news Witch Hunt garbage,” Mr. Trump wrote. “So bad for our Country! For the past two years, talk of impeachment had centered around the findings of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, who investigated Russia’s interference in the 2016 elections and Mr. Trump’s attempts to derail that inquiry. On Tuesday, Ms. Pelosi, Democrat of California, told her caucus and then the country that new revelations about Mr. Trump’s dealings with Ukraine, and his administration’s stonewalling of Congress about them, had finally left the House no choice but to proceed toward a rarely used remedy.

“Right now, we have to strike while the iron is hot,” she told House Democrats in a closed-door meeting in the basement of the Capitol. Emerging moments later to address a phalanx of news cameras, Ms. Pelosi, speaking sometimes haltingly as she delivered a speech from a teleprompter, invoked the Constitution and the nation’s founders as she declared, “The times have found us” and outlined a new stage of investigating Mr. Trump.

At issue are allegations that Mr. Trump pressured the president of Ukraine to open a corruption investigation of former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., a leading contender for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination, and his son. The conversation is said to be part of a whistle-blower complaint that the Trump administration has withheld from Congress. And it occurred just a few days after Mr. Trump had ordered his staff to freeze more than $391 million in aid to Ukraine.

Mr. Trump has confirmed aspects of his conversation with the Ukrainian leader in recent days, but he continues to insist he acted appropriately.

The president said on Tuesday that he would authorize the release of a transcript of the conversation, part of an effort to pre-empt Democrats’ impeachment push. But Democrats, after months of holding back, were unbowed, demanding the full whistle-blower complaint and other documentation about White House dealings with Ukraine, even as they pushed toward an expansive impeachment inquiry that could encompass unrelated charges.

President Trump’s personal lawyer. The prosecutor general of Ukraine. Joe Biden’s son. These are just some of the names mentioned in the whistle-blower’s complaint. What were their roles? We break it down.

Ms. Pelosi told fellow Democrats that Mr. Trump told her in a private call on Tuesday morning that he was not responsible for withholding the whistle-blower complaint from Congress. But late Tuesday, the White House and intelligence officials were working on a deal to allow the whistle-blower to speak to Congress and potentially even share a redacted version of the complaint in the coming days, after the whistle-blower expressed interest in talking to lawmakers.

Although Ms. Pelosi’s announcement was a crucial turning point, it left many unanswered questions about exactly when and how Democrats planned to push forward on impeachment.
 
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>in UK, opposition refuses to hold new elections and instead tries to bullshit their way through the courts into forcing BoJo to resign
>in the US, opposition tries to turn an Obama-Biden graft scandal into a "Trump is a dictator" scandal, deciding that it's best to try to impeach him now before the US voter gets a chance to decide for themselves next year

Two populist martyrs in one day. Surely this will in no way backfire.

 
It clearly was good trolling if he's still getting this reaction out of you. Or are you saying it's bad because you're too easy a target?
Yes. My brain don't work no goodz any mores apparently. Oh who am I kidding, it never did. Though to be fair it was more of a "Uh...yeah...we're not really mad" instead of me going "OH YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER!!!".

His game is pretty weak if it got that sorta mediocre response. Example of what his "trolling" is:



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U.S. House Dems move to Impeach the same day the UK Supreme Court decides that Parliament supercedes the demos...Nothing to see here, move along.
 
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It looks like her hand got pressed, the impeachment chorus has been thorn in her side for awhile now. If I was her I'd let them try a probe and fall on their faces, it'd get them to shut up for awhile.
She looks like a zombie even for her. Holy shit you can tell she doesn't want to be there and doing this shit. Nancy may be a lot of things but she's no fool and is a savvy politician. I've met her several times here in Austin when she's visited the city for some reason. She's very much a politician. She knows shit will generally blow over but in this case, it's too big to go away come the election next year. In her mind she's probably thinking "You maniacs! You blew it up, didn't you!!??!?"
 
Trending tags on twitter right now, The all caps "NOW" made me crack up tbh, I can imagine some dude just screaming in my face, thin spaghetti arms flailing around and red in the face, ranting and raving incoherently about some mundane shit.
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Oh my god, this is basically the election night all over again. Wonder what they are going to do when NOTHING happens to Trump because oh that's right, the republicans have the Senate. Golly gee whiz, it's almost like this is just political grandstanding but will totally not backfire in their faces!
 
The one thing I find interesting about this whole thing is never trump guys who supported trump around the time of the kavanaugh thing are going to throw their support behind this and if it goes badly for them which it probably will then they will get yoinked in their respective primaries.
 
What the fuck do these people do outside of whining about Trump? Aren't they supposed to be running a fucking country?
When you're part of the opposing party of the elected president, your job is to whine, that's what politicians do, they whine about politics.
 
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This is terrible, this is an awful turn of events.

I didn't buy enough popcorn to watch this cluster fuck go down in flames.
Don't worry, I got you fam!

Dis gun be gud, braw.

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The one thing I find interesting about this whole thing is never trump guys who supported trump around the time of the kavanaugh thing are going to throw their support behind this and if it goes badly for them which it probably will then they will get yoinked in their respective primaries.
They had no chance but this will damage any future ambitions they might have in what little political career they have left. It's never good to sleep with them enemy when shit is balkanizing the way American politics are coming along in that respect.
 
Yes, and what you posted agreed with what I said. Only the radical wing wants it, which is why the slightly less exceptional democratic party leadership are dancing around it.

Side note, look at the numbers for women and non-whites. Universal suffrage was unironically a mistake.
It's not like men tried to leave the fucking country because a candidate they didn't like got elected or something.
 
LOL, they don't even realize Republicans controlled Congress during most of Clinton's tenure, actually forced a lot of bipartisanship which he got all the credit for, and didn't even successfully remove him from office.
But his impeachment was LEGITIMATE. He committed flagrant perjury. He wasn't impeached because he was fucking fatty interns in the oval office, it was because he blatantly lied about it when there was evidence to the contrary. Trump's thing is him talking about a legit investigation into something creepy uncle Joe did in a foreign country.
 
Pelosi was clearly forced into this. It's that obvious. The Kavanaugh 'impeachment' blasted their fingers off. Now they want to follow with the rest of their face. The Democrats alone cannot win elections. 70% of men and 49% of women DO NOT WANT.

Impeachment hearings only reinforce support. This is what the Republicans learned from Clinton.

Also I would not be surprised if this was an intentional disinformation campaign. This isn't the first time Trump has done this. He's made up outrageous shit that leaked to the media to find and fire leakers in the White House.

The Democrats believe literally anything about Trump.

Also lol WHITE GOUSE CANT BE TRUST GUYZZZ. What if Ukraine goes "Yup that's accurate." You look like fucktards. If you think Trump is sweating over Biden, fucking lol. Yeah, creepy uncle Joe has no fucking shot. Warren has more of a shot than him. Over half of the Democratic candidates are memes at this point.

These are some stupid pieces of shit.
 
Pelosi was clearly forced into this. It's that obvious. The Kavanaugh 'impeachment' blasted their fingers off. Now they want to follow with the rest of their face. The Democrats alone cannot win elections. 70% of men and 49% of women DO NOT WANT.

Impeachment hearings only reinforce support. This is what the Republicans learned from Clinton.

Also I would not be surprised if this was an intentional disinformation campaign. This isn't the first time Trump has done this. He's made up outrageous shit that leaked to the media to find and fire leakers in the White House.

The Democrats believe literally anything about Trump.

Also lol WHITE GOUSE CANT BE TRUST GUYZZZ. What if Ukraine goes "Yup that's accurate." You look like fucktards. If you think Trump is sweating over Biden, fucking lol. Yeah, creepy uncle Joe has no fucking shot. Warren has more of a shot than him. Over half of the Democratic candidates are memes at this point.

These are some stupid pieces of shit.
Yup this basically. Unless you have the president in a dead to rights thing like Nixon, it's best to drop it. I did say earlier Clinton's impeachment was legitimate but that does not mean it was a good idea. A lot of people might have been too young to remember (or even alive) but I remember Larry Flynt, the pornography mogul who is a very sharp little bastard, offering money for evidence of infidelity on the Republicans. It's never a good look to make a stink about the same dirty you're doing on the down low.

All they are doing is firing up Trump's base, disgusting people on the fence, and making their own base look like rabid r.etarded monkeys who dance at every shiny little thing dangled in front of them.

Watching CNN right now, a dem house rep is trying to spin this into Trump supporting Russia because he was trying to undermine Ukraine by withholding military funds.

Its just going to turn into another Muh Russia circus, bold fucking move Dems.
Which is even funnier because he sold military hardware to Ukraine despite Russian protests. All the Dems are doing is destroying the "Muh russia" narrative since Trump sold weapons to them to fight the Russians.

He's basically being a Bugs to their Daffy.
 
Sorry to be stupid, but didn’t Joe Biden tell his son that working for that company might look bad?
 
I love the spin. Trump is releasing the full transcripts. The transcripts don't matter now. Its the complaint from some rando about what was said in the transcripts that matter. We need an Intelligence Expert(tm) to tell us what to think about the transcripts.

What is Mitch McTurtle up to? 🤔
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