Articles & Happening Meta Discussion

Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year. During 2016, the political crossfire was so bad it spread to different boards and culminated in me banning American news discussion entirely for several months. It has been deleted in its entirety twice. There is no actual discussion here, it's people posting garbage. It leans much further right than the rest of the site and doesn't particularly conduct discussion because dissenting opinions are dogpiled by a thousand memelords posting shit they read on /pol/ without any critical analysis.

The only rules that can be enforced are empirical ones with boolean violation answers. New threads must cite a real source directly and must use the headline of the article as a thread title without any editorializing. Articles must be archived in some way and must link to the original article. Replies that are one word or a reaction images are automatic one-month bans from the board.

I'm creating this now because it seems like this place is here to stay and is one of the largest areas of the entire site. I might as well throw in bare minimum effort to improve it. I don't even try to find mods for here because they will quit, without exception. I've added new prefixes ("Business" and "Crime") just now.

Discuss.


New threads should be made like this.
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You know what? I'm going to provide a good example for you lot on dogpiling because I'm a good person and I love you all.

Mr Tickles' posts in the Hong Kong Megathread. Sure he's probably trolling, but people took the bait and now the whole thread is a cluster fuck of people shrieking about ChiCom shills.

If anything, I wouldn't say the problem with this board is dogpiling, it's people taking themselves and their opinions so seriously. You're on fucking Kiwi Farms. You're here to laugh at the stupid, why not extend that to yourself and current affairs?

Lord knows we're in frigging Clown Land here!
Another good example would be a few of @Cosmos posts on A&H and pretty much everything @Ashy the Angel post. I see them get hit by 30 negative sticker downvotes on average when A&H gets pissed. I think 5 people disagreeing with you (which is honestly a more respectful stick anyway) doesn't come anywhere close to dogpiling.
 
It’s a public forum. Anyone has the right to post in it.

I didn't say otherwise. If you're insinuating that people being big mean doo-doo heads is keeping you from posting you've got bigger issues to worry about buddy.

Not to mention that's fucking nonsensical. "I hate A&H and everyone in it, but I really want to post there!".
 
Nobody is forcing anybody to scroll down, highlight, and click "Articles and Happenings" on the front page. This is a problem that already solves itself, if people could simply live and let live.

I know, I know. Part of the whole "having thick skin" thing.

But what I was getting at is... well, what kind of site IS Kiwi Farms supposed to be? Is broadening its scope for the best? Does this board fit?

If it is, then...

If it’s public people have a right to post in it. Dissenters or not.

I don't think the people who are pro- keeping this board (including myself, admittedly - it's a nice place to get snippets you wouldn't see anywhere else) are saying people who disagree with the circlejerk should be barred from posting. Quite the opposite, actually, since a lot of people identify the board's slant being more a symptom of its subject matter than an inherent problem.

I'd argue closing this board and increasing moderation fall on the same side, which plays into me wondering what sort of site Kiwi Farms is supposed to be, or should be for the sake of its health.

Then again, with CloudFlare looming, maybe all of this arguing is all for naught regardless. What's the point debating the merits of a single board, when it and the rest of the site may be living on borrowed time?
 
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I think the best part of a&h is when we rather talk about weird situations that evolves into something else instead of politics, I mean there was 2 separate occasions in my experience, where some regular stuff evolved into a thread:
-First time was when the br president got his jimmies rustled because some guy peed in public at a carnival event.
That later evolved into the largest brazilian satanic transgender cult which its leader is a biological female who has sewn her own vagina during a school project:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/colet...-cucetas-producoes-de-trans-pra-frente.54268/
- Second time was when a brazilian spiritual guide who got metoo'd:
That later evolved into the first enviroment friendly female cyborg activist with grandeur delusion who denounced Bill Clinton's faith healer for child traffick and later killed herself letting her son who is a vegan cook and watches the brazilian equivalent of Logan Paul to carry her legacy:
I mean if there was an a&h focusing only on weird events (like the one of that ukrainian child dwarf sociopath) that would be great to distract a bit and could even be opportunities to discover new lolcows, unfortunately the areas between this and heavy political stuff could be very shady being completely impractical.
 
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Another good example would be a few of @Cosmos posts on A&H and pretty much everything @Ashy the Angel post. I see them get hit by 30 negative sticker downvotes on average when A&H gets pissed. I think 5 people disagreeing with you (which is honestly a more respectful stick anyway) doesn't come anywhere close to dogpiling.
I agree when it comes to unecesary hate to @Ashy the Angel but the guy atleast posts his opinion and isnt afraid to defend it ( even though 99% of the times that opinion is some excepcional shit) , but from what i have seen from @Cosmos A&H posts every time he posts he either A) posts a uwu wholesome animal thread that most people dont really care outside of a thats nice, B) an excepcional stunning and brave hot take like murder is bad m'kay or C) bitching about A&H so i wouldnt consider him a good example of someone getting unnesary hate
 
I agree when it comes to unecesary hate to @Ashy the Angel but the guy atleast posts his opinion and isnt afraid to defend it ( even though 99% of the times that opinion is some excepcional shit) , but from what i have seen from @Cosmos A&H posts every time he posts he either A) posts a uwu wholesome animal thread that most people dont really care outside of a thats nice, B) an excepcional stunning and brave hot take like murder is bad m'kay or C) bitching about A&H so i wouldnt consider him a good example of someone getting unnesary hate

Wait. @Cosmos is not a woman?
 
The people that said they are getting Something Awful vibes out of the complaints ain't wrong. The same type of talking points about right-wing dogpiling were used against GBS on the regular.

This statement really ties up in a nice red ribbon exactly why these complaints should be filed directly into the shredder better than anything I could say about the topic could.

Maybe I'm the odd one out but I haven't had any problems here.

Funny enough, neither have I. Weird how that works.
 
The irony of Null bitching that part of his site leans further right then the rest of the site; and calls from users for A+H to be nuked because it is "toxic /pol posting/alt-right shithole" is not lost on me.

Null loves money, doesn't want to get pushed off the clear net and seems to think that he has to shepherd bad lefty threads or his center-left site is in danger of turning into a hard right hugbox where normal users are afraid to post.

Null also has Moon Man lyrics in the sign up, hosts things like The Culture Of Critique when Amazon pulls it from their store and invites trouble from large organizations that have a long memory.

The two seem incompatible.
 
I know I’ll never be popular here and I don’t really care how the regs here see me. But if someone here wants to discuss something with me and I might get something of substance out of it, why not reply, right?

But if jokingly calling them inbreds was enough to get them going...
Do you think I'm popular with the so-called /pol/ crowd?
Mr Tickles' posts in the Hong Kong Megathread. Sure he's probably trolling, but people took the bait and now the whole thread is a cluster fuck of people shrieking about ChiCom shills.
I'm @MrTickles ' second in command when it comes to being redpilled on the chink question. You guys should really stop taking confronting views so seriously.

If by "something of substance" you mean things that are inside your window of acceptable discourse - I don't think that's a fair thing to ask of people. You shouldn't be expected to respond to or take seriously anyone calling you an autistic retard for your views, but I seriously doubt that's what the lefty people are complaining about.
 
Null loves money, doesn't want to get pushed off the clear net and seems to think that he has to shepherd bad lefty threads or his center-left site is in danger of turning into a hard right hugbox where normal users are afraid to post.

Null also has Moon Man lyrics in the sign up, hosts things like The Culture Of Critique when Amazon pulls it from their store and invites trouble from large organizations that have a long memory.

The two seem incompatible.
KF is supposed to exist in that state, no other site on the net could ever handle that sort of thing the way KF does.
 
The people that said they are getting Something Awful vibes out of the complaints ain't wrong. The same type of talking points about right-wing dogpiling were used against GBS on the regular.

The timing of the complaints about A&H amping up coming into election season is oddly convenient as well.
The difference is that GBS wasn't actually rightwing and the "complaints" were coming from a group of commie larpers. If anything, this has more in common with the rest of the site getting sick of LF's bullshit and finally locking their rat nest, but only after the damage was already done.
 
The difference is that GBS wasn't actually rightwing and the "complaints" were coming from a group of commie larpers. If anything, this has more in common with the rest of the site getting sick of LF's bullshit and finally locking their rat nest, but only after the damage was already done.

That's because SA didn't allow any right-wing opinions in GBS even at that point. I'm not talking about "da joos" type talk either.
 
I couldn’t care less what happens to A&H but this is the same shit that led to Something Awful and NeoGAF/ResetEra being what they are today, having been on both for the good days and what’s there now. Is it worth appeasing a couple of pissbabies who can’t handle people challenging their opinion? Seems kind of gay to me.
 
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