Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Man of the Sea]

This is why Zoe Quinn will never see any real consequences, and it makes my blood boil.

http://archive.is/2hfFm

Zoe has people in the MSM that will constantly circle the wagon around her for eternity.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Actual preview page from her comic due out today:

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"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"
Why do they do this to themselves? Zoe Quinn cannot write. Why do they keep letting her write things?

To be 100% honest, from this one page, I would gtfo. "calling someone blah blah in 2019 is A CRIME"

So why are you doing it, fuck wit?

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"

Oh look, it's another rip off of spiderman or deadpool or just another im2quirky4u

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This is why Zoe Quinn will never see any real consequences, and it makes my blood boil.
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http://archive.li/2hfFm

Zoe has people in the MSM that will constantly circle the wagon around her for eternity.

I mean, that bum rush during the anniversary of GG didn't really amount to much at all. If only the normies had clicked/liked/subbed a couple weeks earlier when Jeong and those truthspeakers at the NYT Tech editorial department/ward/wing/plantation(?) tried to warn us about gamers, Chelsea wouldn't have had to murder Alec Holowka a couple weeks later to fan the dying embers of her notoriety.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

I mean, that bum rush during the anniversary of GG didn't really amount to much at all. If only the normies had clicked/liked/subbed a couple weeks earlier when Jeong and those truthspeakers at the NYT Tech editorial department/ward/wing/plantation(?) tried to warn us about gamers, Chelsea wouldn't have had to murder Alec Holowka a couple weeks later to fan the dying embers of her notoriety.

I think she would have done it anyways. Sooner or later, Alec was gonna get #MeToo'd.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"

At least they got the male response correct even if it is dorkboy.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"

Oh look, it's another rip off of spiderman or deadpool or just another im2quirky4u

This needs to be edited with lulz like someone did with Goddess Mode.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Actual preview page from her comic due out today:

View attachment 948398

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"
Why do they do this to themselves? Zoe Quinn cannot write. Why do they keep letting her write things?

The Zoe Quinn drinking game, take a shot every time:

A female character has purplish-pink hair (it might look like that because of the lighting on this page but I'm counting it)

Characters act overly quirky/quippy in a serious situation where it's not appropriate

Characters communicate through social media

Daddy issues

Tranny friend

L33T computer hacker

Guilt/angst over being "privileged"

Whining/angst over not being "privileged"

"Punk" as a shallow consumerist fashion accessory

Actually, this makes for a pretty good SJW comic writer drinking game in general, since I realized a lot of them do these exact things over and over. Anyway, I count three shots from this page alone. Enjoy your liver failure if you try to get through Goddess Mode like this.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

The Zoe Quinn drinking game, take a shot every time:

A female character has purplish-pink hair (it might look like that because of the lighting on this page but I'm counting it)

Characters act overly quirky/quippy in a serious situation where it's not appropriate

Characters communicate through social media

Daddy issues

Tranny friend

L33T computer hacker

Guilt/angst over being "privileged"

Whining/angst over not being "privileged"

"Punk" as a shallow consumerist fashion accessory

Actually, this makes for a pretty good SJW comic writer drinking game in general, since I realized a lot of them do these exact things over and over. Anyway, I count three shots from this page alone. Enjoy your liver failure if you try to get through Goddess Mode like this.

You're trying to kill your fellow kiwis with this shite, aren't you?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This needs to be edited with lulz like someone did with Goddess Mode.

Did we ever get the whole run of Goddess Mode? I thought about updating the original shittake story I did but got distracted by butterflies or something.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You're trying to kill your fellow kiwis with this shite, aren't you?

If you're reading a Zoe Quinn comic book, you'll probably be craving the sweet release of death anyway.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Did we ever get the whole run of Goddess Mode? I thought about updating the original shittake story I did but got distracted by butterflies or something.

I think it got up to 6 issues. All of them you can find scanned and uploaded onto a website.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Hellcat's flesh coloured bodysuit really isn't a good look. Interesting how she has a shapely body that you'd think would would come from the "male gaze" though.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Hellcat's flesh coloured bodysuit really isn't a good look. Interesting how she has a shapely body that you'd think would would come from the "male gaze" though.

It's the body Zoe wishes she had.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The art of that comic book is ok for me, I like it. Alas, this bitch can't write to save her life. She can't do perky. Imagine being seduced ("seduced") by this woman, it'd be like that Friends episode when Ross tries to flirt and ends up talking about gas, except worst, cringy, and the prelude to being accused of rape before you kill yourself.

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"

are you fucking joking me? Has this woman ever read a comic book with a female character?

"This isn't the cat and mouse game I was expecting tonite"
"Not my favorite way to make new friends, but here we are"
"Not yoru fault, I always like to be on top"

There, and I didn't have to think much for it.

And I'm sure that "phone call" is gonna lead to nothing.

 

[Sonic]

... So, like, what the fuck does Zoe even do? Clearly she isn't drawing any of those comics or contributing to the creation of video games.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

... So, like, what the fuck does Zoe even do? Clearly she isn't drawing any of those comics or contributing to the creation of video games.

Kill indie furfags and beg for money.

 

[Jack Awful]

... So, like, what the fuck does Zoe even do? Clearly she isn't drawing any of those comics or contributing to the creation of video games.

She writes.
Not well, but she does it.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

... So, like, what the fuck does Zoe even do? Clearly she isn't drawing any of those comics or contributing to the creation of video games.

She provides the dialogues and probably the script and plot for the comics. That's pretty much what comic writers do.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Actual preview page from her comic due out today:

View attachment 948398

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"
Why do they do this to themselves? Zoe Quinn cannot write. Why do they keep letting her write things?

Hellcat accidentally lights the alleyway on fire as she falls on the bad guy, knocking him to the ground. It shows Hellcat crouched over the bad guy and in the next panel it shows Hellcat in the same position while he's getting up and running away which means the news helicopter, firetruck, police, and ambulance all showed up and setup shop within seconds. Also, I still have no clue if Hellcat seriously managed to receive and reply to three texts in a single fall. The timing of everything is just fucking weird.

 

[Water-T]

Actual preview page from her comic due out today:

View attachment 948398

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"
Why do they do this to themselves? Zoe Quinn cannot write. Why do they keep letting her write things?

Reading that made my dick rot off. So it's like I had sex with Chelsea indirectly.