What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

[Cosmos]

Title is self-explanatory. I think the winner for me has to go to Squire Sebastian Senator.

 

[HeyYou]

Those parents that named their kid Dovahkiin to get free Bethesda games. It's made even better (or worse) by Bethesda's current state.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Даздраперма

 

[Slimy Time]

Beat me to it with S3.
Dohvakiin is pretty cringe, as is anyone who named their kid after Stormborn from Game of Thrones.

In terms of "normal" names, the name Cosmo is just weird.

 

[LazyLizard]

all the parents who names their kid Khaleesi is probably regretting it now that she went and made the holocaust real in GoT

 

[OB 946]

This one is pretty bad


Edit: yes S3 is pretty based. Putting titles in your kid's name is top tier retarded. It's like naming your kid "Doctor Thomas Esquire"

 

[Rand /pol/]

Cosmos.

 

[Japanese Jesus]

Probably Johann Gambolputty-de-von-ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knackerthrasher-applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-einen-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittelraucher-von-hauptkopft.

 

[SofondaCox]

Was a kid, in Philly I think? His name is fuckin Scientific Math.

 

[Recoil]

An old landlord once told me a story about tenants in a 1970's era slum building who'd named their child Female (pronouncing it 'fuh-mahl-ay') because the was what it said on the birth certificate.
I kinda believe him. People are stupid.

 

[Vampirella]

Knew a girl in my high school named Tequila.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Lexus Champagne Mercedes. I was in middle school with her.

 

[Maltninja]

Abcde?

Girl called ABCDE 'name-shamed' by airline crew in front of mother

Traci Redford is upset the agent laughed at Abcde's name, and complained after a friend alerted her to a social media post the agent had made showing the child's boarding pass

metro.co.uk

 

[Ilackcreativity]

The name Nevaeh which is just Heaven spelled backwards.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Easy. 90% of black women names.

60) Latifah
59) Shaniqua
5 Latoya
57) Laquisha
56) La’Kisha
55) La’Tanya
54) Rohandra
53) Bon’Quisha
52) Sha’Tanya
51) Toprameneesha
50) La’Quishria
49) Bonifa
4 Shataniana
47) Levondia
46) Bufanaquishria
45) La’Quishraniqua
44) Barbeesha
43) Mo’Nique
42) Abduiniana
41) Fo’Landra
40) Kisha
39) Bon’Qui Qui
3 V’Lanta’la’mana’ma’nisha
37) Sha’Nay Nay
36) Tay Tay
35) Da’Quonde
34) La’Trice
33) Deedra
32) Tramicia
31) De’Lanice
30) Ka’Likatifrianiqua
29) Sha’Londria
2 Sha’Quonda
27) Elephantisha
26) La’Quaysha
25) Guuuuuurrrrrrllllll
24) Qua’Lifriaqui’Sha’Niquia
23) Cornbreesha
22) Congratulashayla
21) Barackisha
20) Obamaniqua
19) Koolaidria
1 Spongebobeeshia
17) Clitorisandrea
16) Fa’Nay Nay
15) Comptonia
14) Harlemisha
13) Beetovenice
12) Watermelondrea
11) Cellularphoniqua
10) Unidastazovamerikaaliqua
9) Alejandrisha
King’Kong’Quisha
7) Fri’Chickenisha
6) Colla’Greeniqua
5) Grapedrankisha
4) Africanishaniqua
3) Que’Shayda
2) La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiqualiquanice
1) Courtney

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I always flash back to this sped in Jr. High: ARRLLEENN PAUL. She was tard; what in the hell were her parents thinking naming her that? Like wearing a tard label the rest of her life.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

The thing Millenials do where they don't even pick a name, they just string sounds together and call it a name. Bray-lin. Kay-den. El-ee-uh. It's even stupider than the Normal Names Spelled Wrong trend of the 80s and 90s.

Motherfuckers make Zappa's kids look normal.

 

[Lurkio]

You know, when I was younger, I always thought Scooter was the worst, white-trashiest name a person could name their kid.

I never asked to be proven wrong and I wish society hadn't obliged.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

54) Rohandra

I wouldn't say that one's too bad.