Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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Anything that’s gives dark a minor inconvenience is an all day thing. This dude takes entire days off for a haircut
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Fuck, didn't he take a "day off" this week? How long does it take to disassemble something you barely assembled the first time? Why not do that then? Unless it was a one-day staycation, he could have done it at any point then. Like normal people.
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One slow night and all hell breaks loose in Phils world.
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One of the questions that I have had while observing DSP's shameful antics is, "Why does DSP always feel the need to guilt trip his viewers?"
It's taken me until now to realize what the answer is, and the answer is quite simple and it's been staring me in the face the entire time.
The reason why Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell uses greasy emotional manipulation when he begs for money from his viewers, is because it works.
Not only does it work, but the results are damn near instantaneous.
Tonight's (09/26/19) end of stream guilt trip is a perfect example.
"I had a good time! I don't know what happened with contributions tonight! They were, like, incredibly bad!"
"This is the slowest contributions, on a stream I've done, in probably two months! Like. No exaggeration!"
"This, kind of, disheartens me. *SHRUG* I don't know what happened! Everyone seemed to have fun, right?!"
With a hangdog expression on his face, DSP laments the low contributions that tonight's session of glumly playing Genesis games brought in.
And less than five minutes later, a weak-minded paypig sends him $30
funtimes donated $30!
yes mucho bueno
I cut out a bunch of 'Muh Schedule!' talk and a detour where DSP looks at the offscreen mod chat to see the new lame Halloween-themed emotes that Popsicolo made in the clip. I did leave in the small part where DSP is in the middle of speaking, realizes that he needs to clear his throat, and then leans into the microphone for the throat clear and the follow up lip smack.
Because, even when DSP's trying to cajole his viewers into opening their wallets, DSP still needs to show his contempt for his viewers.
The Grift Continues . . .
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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I’ll add to why he does it not just being it works, sometimes it seems like it’s required to get these greedy assholes to open their piggy banks up
You cannot be a DSP fan and not realize at any given moment he desperately needs your money, there never has been and never will be a time when he’s not in need of whatever you can give.
So the question is why this piece of shit fan had 30 dollars sitting around and waited until the last possible second of the stream and for Dark to beg for money to cough it up instead of just opening up and getting it over with.
My only conclusion is these fans love watching this pig beg for his gruel just as much as we do. A good chunk of his fanbase are more than willing to empty their pockets for him, but only after he begs harder or lays on the sob story.
Either they are really that gullible of
️ People, or the funnier answer is they like seeing him make a complete fool of himself for those shekels.
You cannot be a DSP fan and not realize at any given moment he desperately needs your money, there never has been and never will be a time when he’s not in need of whatever you can give.
So the question is why this piece of shit fan had 30 dollars sitting around and waited until the last possible second of the stream and for Dark to beg for money to cough it up instead of just opening up and getting it over with.
My only conclusion is these fans love watching this pig beg for his gruel just as much as we do. A good chunk of his fanbase are more than willing to empty their pockets for him, but only after he begs harder or lays on the sob story.
Either they are really that gullible of
️ People, or the funnier answer is they like seeing him make a complete fool of himself for those shekels.
Cyber Bowling
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$45 bucks says Phil is paying for the Hulu package and only did this woe is me post to get one of his paypigs to reimburse him.
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In my ultra exceptional dream universe, some paypig would pull a failed Christchurch (in Minecraft, of course) and thank Phil for everything. Just to see Piggo’s response when the world kicks in his door.
Muppetmode
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Has dsp mentioned anything about the new twitch layout? I wonder what his thoughts are considering he just had that whole speall about YouTube’s layout changes
Kermit the Frog
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Phil will defend anything Twitch does because at his core he's a spineless corporate shill. Just look at all the tweets Phil wrote defending YouTube and shitting on Twitch when YouTube was his primary source of income. Now that Twitch is where he's getting most of his money and YouTube is just an "archive", he can't go one day without complaining about YouTube and kissing Twitch's ass. It's funny because when Phil ragequit Twitch after the "bitrate" incident, he couldn't stop hating Twitch until he was forced to crawl back to them and the new narrative was that he always loved Twitch. YouTube makes any change, whether it be to their algorithm to prevent pigs like Phil from exploiting the system or just changing the layout slightly, they don't know what they're doing and are run by brainless idiots! Twitch makes any change, clearly it's for the better and they are run by intelligent humans! That's one of the reasons why Twitch keeps him around, because despite his negative attitude towards everything else he can be counted on to defend his corporate master. When he was working for Machinima and they were always around to bail him out of trouble, Phil actually thanked them on multiple occasions. When he got fired by Machinima, they never once helped him and he never needed them! He doesn't care about being a total hypocrite as long as he's getting a paycheck. Take away the paycheck and he'll instantly turn against you.
tzgnilki
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he's slowly revealing "bills" that seem harmless in hopes of supporting the begging narrative
I can't get over the fact that someone is claiming poverty while drinking a bottled beverage, can afford bagels, has a vehicle but lives a few hundred meters from a huge shopping complex, has hulu, nintendo direct, psplus, 90% of new games at release and lives in a house that is the cost of 20yrs average wage in my country
he has hot water, a roof over his head and fucking air conditioning
gaarashatan
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where the fuck is phils lambo? HE DESERVES IT AND HIS FANS HAVE TO PAY FOR IT ITS BULLSHIT! THEN HE NEEDS TO BEG TO KEEP THE INSURANCE CAUSE WHAT ELSE IS HE GONNA DO DOOD!? HE NEEDS THAT LAMBO TO GET AROUND TO PLACES! AINT LIKE HE CAN DRIVE THERE IN A CHEAP CAR!
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he has everything but happiness, dignity and mental stability, things you can't put a price on
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And friends or people who would willingly socialize with him in public.
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By his own doing. Both fans and other content creators who live in his area have reached out to him to do irl things. He flatly refused all of them. This goes for online people as well, who have reached out to him to co-lab. He's snubbed them all while crying about no one being willing to do anything with him because of those nasty 'tractors.
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What a sad way to live a life, no motivation to improve or grow, no motivation to try something different and maybe pick up a new interest or something. Just constant fear that every person is out to get you until the phone stops ringing and all you have left is a big house with a known adulterer and crippling debt. Just 1 different choice in his 10 years of doing this and he could've been someone completely different.
Actually kinda sad.
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Phil has a very small cro magnon mind.
He has no thirst for knowledge, no desire to explore the world around him, no appreciation of beauty or inner contentment.
His entire being is wrapped up in the acquisition of money by any means necessary. He's one of those guys who you never want to say hi to because two sentences later the fuck is bringing up that he is in debt.
Anybody who has had any business education will tell you that supply and demand dictate whether you are a success. By all metrics, Phil is an abject failure who scrapes by based on diabolical emotional manipulation.
Life has a way of providing retribution one way or another, though.
Some day, he will be completely alone in his parents' house, no family or friends around him, and he's going to realize in the dark of night deep within his heart that everything is his own fault.
TL;DR Phil is a fat fuck and I'll laugh when his life is self-inflictedly destroyed.
He has no thirst for knowledge, no desire to explore the world around him, no appreciation of beauty or inner contentment.
His entire being is wrapped up in the acquisition of money by any means necessary. He's one of those guys who you never want to say hi to because two sentences later the fuck is bringing up that he is in debt.
Anybody who has had any business education will tell you that supply and demand dictate whether you are a success. By all metrics, Phil is an abject failure who scrapes by based on diabolical emotional manipulation.
Life has a way of providing retribution one way or another, though.
Some day, he will be completely alone in his parents' house, no family or friends around him, and he's going to realize in the dark of night deep within his heart that everything is his own fault.
TL;DR Phil is a fat fuck and I'll laugh when his life is self-inflictedly destroyed.
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Random: has anyone ever worked out just where all DSP's money from the boom times went? Is it all sunk in the condo? Like, besides that and his leased BMW, it doesn't seem like his tastes are that expensive. He eats cheap food and drinks cheap booze. He had what, a few thousand dollars' worth of figures and maybe another few thousand of DVDs? He bought plenty of games obviously, but wasn't he formerly in the habit of selling them back to GameStop? In general he seems to overpay for the commonplaces of life, but not to the extent that hundreds of thousands of dollars would go up in smoke. So... what gives?
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he knows that
that's why he drinks
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I'm not saying this is where it all went but it's stupid easy to fritter away big money on a bunch of little shit when you're buying crap online.
Also DSP has freely admitted (if I'm not mistaken) to spending thousands of dollars on mobileshit games. If he dropped four figures apiece on multiple games he could easily blow through whatever Fuck You Money he had.
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Eating out every day for 2 meals = $140 a week
Buying games at $60 a piece
Buying "art" = hundreds?
Train for Leanna = ?
Condo = $1500
Blu Rays per month = $100
Bills = ?
Mobile games = $1000
Gin = $300
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