Ash Gassem
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I really like Bibble's contribution. I'm actually surprised how much of a comeback the show has managed.
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Rand can be really funny when he had a beer or two, once he gets completely drunk, all bets are off. If they reign him in a bit, he will be a real good co-host though
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I haven’t bothered listening to the Pillstream for awhile now but I’m surprised that he seemed to have bounced back a bit. Maybe I’ll tune in for OJ (if that happens).
I’m looking forward to him doing well again because he’ll inevitably fuck up and we’ll get some kino out of it.
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Exactly. The cow cycle will continue. Maybe if Ralph is seeing whores there will be a divorce arc in the future?
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>/cow/ dead for a month
>Killstream goes back on track
Coincidence?
>Killstream goes back on track
Coincidence?
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SG is some chick from Brisbane I believe. Also like Syriana Analysis, she's the type of Muslim that doesn't mind Christians celebrating Christmas etc, not bad. Wouldn't mind that. Definitely not a Zionist shill.
The kurds are split in two groups of weirdo anarchists. Neither were native to Syrian land, and many believe they are ZOG shills, hence they are the "bad guys". You can't just expect an outgroup coming in, you let them settle, then they want "independence", doesn't work that way -- their line of reasoning. The commie types are more than likely to be Zio shills, the capitalist ones are fighting terrorists while the commies get white man AIDS, at least that's what I've been hearing.
If Ralph can consistently get interesting guests like SG, the Pillstream might be worth watching again, to me at least.
MelloYello
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All this Gunt dick sucking about "HES BACK GUYS!1!" leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Since none of you can learn how to properly talk about a lolcow in his thread anymore let me start up a solid topic.
How come Jim was banned off dlive for talking about Blade raping some girl on a RV but dlive doesn't touch the fat gunt? What is the reason?
How come Jim was banned off dlive for talking about Blade raping some girl on a RV but dlive doesn't touch the fat gunt? What is the reason?
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You gave a reason for dlive to ban Jim but asked for a reason to ban the gunt, I cannot think of a reason to ban Ralph, he has said a few times that dlive has spoken to him about thing, you may notice if you watch, they are forced to delete every comment referencing the jews, Ralph said on stream a few times that mods need to delete anything jew related.
So assuming his mods follow those instructions then there should be no reason he would be banned from dlive.
Incidentally, other shows on dlive actually go 'harder' in a way towards the Jews, revenge of the cis for instance.
Of course I am bias as I do enjoy both shows so wouldn't want to see them banned, even if it would be humorous to watch happen and the shit storm that comes from it.
So in fact he has been 'touched' by dlive, by them telling him he needs to avoid certain things. He also reacts badly when callers or guests say faggot or say negative things about the jews. Perhaps that is so he can have an excuse to dlive, 'I was not happy when the caller said that all jews are scum, you can tell from how I reacted'. But it is clear that he has been told certain behaviour is not acceptable on dlive, it is a shame as it means the 'edgyness' has to be reduced but it has to be done if he wants to have a platform that can be monitized easily.
Todays show was quite interesting, I'll do another pointless write up in a bit, I am sure everyone will look forward to that.
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Ralph trying to get Jim back on his show with as much gay lust as Jarbo's fanfic.
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Jim doesn't go out of his way to cuck to the superiors. The fact that he's fucking Jade (Chinese) should show you that he has no intention to bow down to Dlive's staff.
The Gunt on the other hand moderates his chat, kike references are all ovened, joining the ever growing statistics of 6 gorillion. There are less moderated channels.
And no, I don't think the Gunt is back, he's just sober (for now).
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I disagree. Rand is especially unsuited to guest segments, where he will still talk over everyone just to make sure we REALLY know what he thinks of the Jews
At least 65% of this thread has been discussion of show quality for a year and a half my dude. You're just gonna have to live with this when the show's consistently good again, dawg.
What is up with making this about Jim when he has his own thread to argue about his streams and video quality, little fella?
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The book is from 2012, they couldn’t have known each other until 2014 when Gamergay kicked off.
“AUGHHHHH, Its just a joke alog.”
Uh huh, sure thing Walph. Definitely isn’t your lingering homolust to show Jim your soliloquy.
L. Duse
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Sometimes he is able to muzzle himself. But I suppose during the Syrian Girl episode, you have a country he really hates and an attractive lady. That is when he couldn't shut up.
He behaved like that during the Boulderversary too.
Maybe he was drunk on both occasions but take note that when the show is live it is the morning for Rand.
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He's just a sped who is completely unable to handle the bare minimum of public attention, and should be treated as such
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The friday show opens slightly late with step by step, and the normal intro.
Ralph opens with the date and time 9:45am (when it is actually pm), he comments about being late and how other previous shows have overrun so it means there has actually been basically an extra 2 hours for the week, then reads the chat referencing the am, and that he is sober, 'All to sober'.
He coughs a little, and wonders who in the chat know who prince mongo is and explains that this guy is some parenial candidate for mayor in memphis tennessee, however doesnt bring a picture up.
Then notes others hosting him and in the chat someone says he is high on jarbo jizzy sauce, and Ralph notes it is cursed and a disgusting image.
Next he talks about how hes live on periscope (schedule for around 30 min[he usually shuts the periscope off after 30 minutes but sometimes forgets]), and then talks about shirts he is selling mentioning all but 2 have been shipped however he doesn't mention numbers on how many have bought them.
Ralph wonders if gator is going to run the discord to hangouts bot, but he still had halo going, then gator hosts Ralph and talks about how gator was probably just setting the bot up, he joins the discord voice chat and says "[in the third person] [gator] is putting in work doing his thing and Ralph's running his mouth like a dumbass as always, well thats my role ... frontward facing clown" then Ralph looks at hangouts seeing the bot is in hangouts but not in discord yet. Ralph then talks to mark and then the bot joins.
They mention that it has been over a month since Mark was on the killstream (6-7 weeks I think - mentioned later that i was 6 weeks), they exchange pleasantries and Mark explains how life is a little less stressful now his daughter is 2 months old so can come on more often, Ralph then comments about how kids are like a precious statue like they are weak and delicate (obviously).
Mark explains how in the hospital his daughter was alone for 4 hours while his wife was in theater, and a midwife cup fed his daughter then whacked her on the back and Mark freaked out a little thinking it might break(it being the daughter/baby), he explains how when she was born she would tuck up into a small ball and fit in his hand. Then compares pictures to then and now saying how amazing it is how different she is in size, and then says he will send the pictures over to Ralph to put up on stream.
Then talk about games a little, Ralph says he bought a wii u but not a wii because it was kids stuff, Mark says how the wii was probably nintendo's best console, going into detail about the games for wii(super mario/donkey kong/mario galaxy), Ralph says he had mario galaxy 2 but never played it. Mark then talks about the wii more about how it has a virtual console, is hackable, and it was a 'golden time of gaming', stating he was very happy about how games were cheap, he would go to the shop, leaving with games like "mad world, Rayman legends" with his usual products like vegetables. Ralph comments how he likes Rayman as well. Mark then goes on to say how he bought punch out for £9.99 at tesco [Tesco is a large supermarket in the UK] new and sealed. Mark also says how people dismissed the wii because of shovel-ware but there is shovel-ware on all consoles and says the ps2 had loads of shit on it. Ralph says how he thought nintendo was kids shit and was more into xbox/ps, but then when the wii u came out he missed the older nintendo style games, he then says how it is underappreciated, then double audio seems to happen around 17:55 while mark is talking, ralph then fixes that.
Going back to talking about games, Mark says how all these games from nintendo are on the switch now and goes into detail about mario and how much he likes the switch, but that the switch is missing a certain game "super mario 3d world" (ralph notes he "played the fuck out of it"), they then talk about the snes mini and how mark has two of them and he has hacked one of them[Mark often goes into heavy detail about the snes mini, he seems to like it a lot, same with the switch]. Then Mark talks about changing "nappy's" (or diapers) can take either a minute or be a nightmare involving a bath as well, but then he can go back to the game easily because of the suspend feature, picking up from where he left off.
Ralph then explains he uses the suspend feature a lot in games, pondering that it might even damage the system by doing so, stating he "leaves the system on for over 24 hours because I cant be there[sic] whats happening[sic] or i'll just keep it paused or i have to go do something" gator comments he does the same and Ralph says hes done it a many of times. Gator talks about he didn't have the n64 memory pak and had the game "Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon" but couldn't save, so he played it over the course of a week. Ralph explains how he was "hard af" on the old consoles and how they are built like a tank that they are hard to fuck up, talking about how he would turn TV's off because he fucked up a TV when he was a really young kid, so does turn TV's off but not the consoles, but nowadays he treats console better. He then ends the periscope stream. Bibble says he couldn't add to this conversation, Rand says something about black people, Bibble then makes a joke "My girlfriend doesn't have a boyfriend so he doesn't have a switch" and that he just has "a PC like a non cucked individual", like a true member of the PC master race would say.
Rand puts his theory to the panel that the wii sold well because it got non gamers to buy it, Mark says that "I don't think that's your own theory" Ralph "that's the main reason that been put in the press about a million times is that they got you know normies to buy[sic]" flamenco says the balance board was the most sold accessory that season, Ralph then reads the chat and says "someone in chat says this isn't a theory that's actually the reason". The panel laugh a little at what rand said.
Flamenco talks a small bit about how he played halo a little on PC.
Ralph interrupts the gaming talk to read some super chats, and one mentions the dreamcast, and Ralph says he bought it on the day it came out (9,9,99), I believe ralph would have been around 14 nearly 15 at the time. And that it was one of his favorite consoles, mentioning games like jet set radio, crazy taxi. Mark then talks about Confidential Mission, Ralph mentions the first time he went on ebay was via the dreamcast and ordered tickets to the 1999 sec championship (won by the Alabama Crimson Tide 34-7 over the Florida Gators) without any way to pay for them, his mom was pretty upset by it but ended up buying him the tickets anyway, so he was in the dome when Alabama won.
Rand then talks about in 2008, Richard Lowax of SA released the web metrics from his site, and that at least 6% of traffic was coming from the dreamcast "who the fuck is doing this" (I tried finding info about this but couldn't find it within a 2 minute search).
Ralph: last friday we talked about new born children, Mundane matt had a new born, but it turns out that mundane matt is not the father.
Mark: His life is tragedy, and for that breif period during gamergate, when zoe quinn got his video pulled that was the highlight of his life
Ralph: when hes 68 years old hes going to be like wow many I had it all for 2 weeks
Flamenco: Matt called Ralph the gollum of the internet today
Mark: You have to have a small amount of respect for him though as his videos he pretends like nothing is happening, he does this every day pretending hes not living in hell
They talk about how Matt is raising someone elses daughter and Ralph asks mark for his advise about what he would do in matts position.
Mark talks about quartering's videos, and how he is killing it but Matt isn't and the reason he isn't successful is that "Matt always backs the wrong horse", which is clear from Matt's discord which you can see in Matts thread.
Ralph: quartering is living the life Matt wanted, and mentions that Matts production values may be slightly better
Mark: I don't watch the quartering videos, i might get a bit of flack for this.
Mark goes on to say how the quartering has his mic gain up so high he can hear him breathing which Mark doesn't like, he says "my friends girlfriend said the same thing she sort of said to him don't put him on in the house while I'm around because he sounds like a slob" and "he does have a really stupid face, like a soy beard sitting there with a stupid look on his face" Mark says that matt's live must be like a living hell. Ralph says that everything he has done has failed and mentions how Matt attacked him[ralph] and his wife[nora] while he was in prison, he asks Rand what he would do, Rand replies "I don't think I can say that on this show...., realistically though if I was Matt, I would have to completely reinvent himself, the first thing he would do is scream (if he woke up as matt) and the next thing would be leaving the relationship" Bibble goes to say something but ends up not completing what he was going to say, Mark says how the idea of 3 buck theater is good and anyone else who had that idea would make a lot of success, but Matt comes up with it and it flops, the videos are ratio'd and doesn't have many subscribers.
Mark: Why does everything I[matt] do fail?
Flamenco then explains what 3 buck theater actually is and Mark laughs, Ralph says how Matt is a slob walking around these stores with small children and if you saw Matt in there you would want him in prison and you would be scared for your children. Bibble mentions he is going to steal the idea that Mark said.
Ralph talks about Matts various books, pointing out the 'highlights' from the book, he then reads how the book was described to him, "matt takes care of other mens children even in his story, Matt checks out zombie ass, happy that mommy took his gun away, hides the fact that hes eating dog food from his mom, best friend is jim, but matt cockblocks jim"
Ralph then talks a little about brexit, saying that they'll get into it more later but asks Mark about his views on Boris Johnson, Mark replies that Boris is a wolf in sheeps clothing, Ralph then reads super chats, " Bets on when matt will sunset himself"
Ralph then brings up the Tranny video and they talk about playing it again, Flamenco asks ralph to bring the channel page up for this tranny to laugh at how the picture for them is all buff and fit, but in reality they are disgusting, then Flamenco/Rand/Mark comment about it but ralph doesnt bring it up, instead full screening the video. "Bible relarded they're being called in the chat" Ralph then starts the video, but his youtube page had to reload. Rand then says how this part of the video was right in the middle of talking about his (the trannys) dad, ralph then shows annoyence "Oh my god" and scrolls back a little in the video to 5 minutes then starts the video again, but it turns out that wasn't far back enough, ralph shows more annoyence "god dam it that's in the middle of it too this fucking fuck why cant you cooperate... 4:10... 4 minute..cooperate fat boy" he then plays the tranny video.
Fat boy tranny in the video says about how he put on a tutu to make people laugh in kindergarden ... "yes it makes people laugh but i did it for a reason"
Ralph then asks Mark for his opinion, Mark comments about how he is surprised about how many subs this channel has and that this tranny is everything that is wrong about western man, "hes a fat ugly who has failed at life who couldn't get on with his dad and is now playing dress up pretending to be something he'll never be"
Ralph asked Bibble for his opinion but doesn't respond, he then shows some fan art that was made for the show
Bibble then returns saying that he was getting cigs, rand says he never thought he would see the day that a black man returns from getting newports. Ralph then brings up some video about lilly singh from memology101, which contains probably the most unfunniest "jokes" ive ever heard in my life, Ralph asks the age old question, "can women be funny?" Mark replies wondering if there are armed guards pointing ar15's at the audience to force them to laugh/woo/clap at the right time, he says how some woman on youtube named kate smurthwaite is like the female mundane matt and each video gets absolutely ratio'd.
The chat asks why this thing hasn't 40%'d already(referring to the suicide rate, which Bibble or maybe rand, but I think it was Bibble said the other day was likely fake and invented by the jews). Bibble says how women are literally lemmings and they would likely pour gas on themselves as long as one does it.
Mark wonders who is actually watching these late, late late, late late late shows in america, rand responds with lilly singh's youtube stats, Mark then talks about how youtube inflates numbers by pushing videos onto people like that van woman.
They start talking about Greta, and Mark mentions how species are dying because of the growing population of the world, africa/asia, but nobodies talking about that problem, nobody is talking about 8billion people on this tiny rock.
Then they talk about london, Ralph mentions he wouldn't want to live there but likes the scenery and old buildings , Mark says he likes to avoid London as much as possible and goes on a long detailed chat about how living in these areas are shit because everyone is cramped together like sardines.
Ralph talks about how when it was travelling from new york to Brooklyn and describes the story about how someone just pulled out their dick and pissed on the subway tracks right in the open. Ralph did post a picture about this before.
Ralph brings up the story about how some woman was killed by a migrant she was looking after, Mark says "It really is the chickens coming home to roost" "the woman and the snake" "these stupid women they do these things they think they're showing the world that there's love and kindness" "they would be the ones campaigning for my videos to be taken down" "Somebody wrote, I bet her last thoughts were - Oh people like Mark are right" "no her last thoughts would've been - please stop doing this to me you're only going to give the nazi's ammunition" "that's how brainwashed these people are" "These people are literally sacrificing their children on the alter of multi-cultism" rand then talks about various other stories about migrants that have been violent and idiots reactions to it.
Next up is the chad/stacey van attack guy, Ralph played the video of the police interview, gator comments that it is fake and non heterosexual, bibble says "you mean to say they went through all of Eliot rogers shit and didn't see this guy", Rand says "canadian maddox" Ralph says "this is the most Canadian shit ever"
Ralph reads some chats, "this is gay as fuck" "Are we sure this aint MKULTRA BRAINWASH TRUMP(maybe? didnt see the chat live)", the panel all agree this seems like bullshit and that nobody talks like the guy in the video, additionally the video is edited to show exactly what they want to show.
Ralph brings some callers in, pinkyculture says he is running incel ops and ralph reacts with "no no no" to this, and brings up the article about the van attacker and reads some of it out. "The violent ideology known as incel for short" they talk about how all this incel/mtgow stuff is new, Mark says about how in the 90's that everyone played games but the big thing for every young lad was to go out there and have sex, he went to an all boys school but there were 2 girls schools near by and it was a mission to talk to as many girls as possible. (note very true ). Rand says that a gofundme should be made to get pinkyculture laid.
They play some perverted dance clip of 2 mostly naked men dancing infront of young girls, Ralph says how people would be getting hurt physically back in the day, but now in 2019... "where will be in 2029" they then talk about the fall of the west basically to these pedo things, and how this happened in the 1920's and a big push back happened in the 1930's, Mark mentions its the muslims in the UK pushing back against this, and theyve managed to stop it being taught to their kids, but all the whites still have to get taught it.
Next story is the one about the 5 year old who was put on the sex offender register, Ralph suggests maybe the kid did a bit more than hugging. Mark says the obvious, "one of the effects of exposing kids to sex...." "if you're telling these children about sex then they will want to investigate this and don't have the understanding ... then investigate these things with disastrous consequences".
Some callers, sometimes Ralph mentions about covering brexit but Mark seems bored of talking about Brexit, then later on they read some parts of Mundanematt's book and reviews of said book towards the end Ralph brings a picture up of some quiche looking food made by a fan's wife
But in fact it was a Chicken and mushroom pie, the caller says "the red parts were salami" Ralph seemed to laugh at this, he mentions there will be a supporter stream on Saturday. And that Ernest Withers was a fed. He says that it was a long day and this "lifted his spirits" and then opened the dlive box, then he played the usual outro, then the dixie song.
The show over ran by almost 48 minutes with a runtime of 3:47:55
Overall good show I find Mark decent to listen to as a guest, he does some streams called patriot weekly review on youtube.
Ralph opens with the date and time 9:45am (when it is actually pm), he comments about being late and how other previous shows have overrun so it means there has actually been basically an extra 2 hours for the week, then reads the chat referencing the am, and that he is sober, 'All to sober'.
He coughs a little, and wonders who in the chat know who prince mongo is and explains that this guy is some parenial candidate for mayor in memphis tennessee, however doesnt bring a picture up.
Then notes others hosting him and in the chat someone says he is high on jarbo jizzy sauce, and Ralph notes it is cursed and a disgusting image.
Next he talks about how hes live on periscope (schedule for around 30 min[he usually shuts the periscope off after 30 minutes but sometimes forgets]), and then talks about shirts he is selling mentioning all but 2 have been shipped however he doesn't mention numbers on how many have bought them.
Ralph wonders if gator is going to run the discord to hangouts bot, but he still had halo going, then gator hosts Ralph and talks about how gator was probably just setting the bot up, he joins the discord voice chat and says "[in the third person] [gator] is putting in work doing his thing and Ralph's running his mouth like a dumbass as always, well thats my role ... frontward facing clown" then Ralph looks at hangouts seeing the bot is in hangouts but not in discord yet. Ralph then talks to mark and then the bot joins.
They mention that it has been over a month since Mark was on the killstream (6-7 weeks I think - mentioned later that i was 6 weeks), they exchange pleasantries and Mark explains how life is a little less stressful now his daughter is 2 months old so can come on more often, Ralph then comments about how kids are like a precious statue like they are weak and delicate (obviously).
Mark explains how in the hospital his daughter was alone for 4 hours while his wife was in theater, and a midwife cup fed his daughter then whacked her on the back and Mark freaked out a little thinking it might break(it being the daughter/baby), he explains how when she was born she would tuck up into a small ball and fit in his hand. Then compares pictures to then and now saying how amazing it is how different she is in size, and then says he will send the pictures over to Ralph to put up on stream.
Then talk about games a little, Ralph says he bought a wii u but not a wii because it was kids stuff, Mark says how the wii was probably nintendo's best console, going into detail about the games for wii(super mario/donkey kong/mario galaxy), Ralph says he had mario galaxy 2 but never played it. Mark then talks about the wii more about how it has a virtual console, is hackable, and it was a 'golden time of gaming', stating he was very happy about how games were cheap, he would go to the shop, leaving with games like "mad world, Rayman legends" with his usual products like vegetables. Ralph comments how he likes Rayman as well. Mark then goes on to say how he bought punch out for £9.99 at tesco [Tesco is a large supermarket in the UK] new and sealed. Mark also says how people dismissed the wii because of shovel-ware but there is shovel-ware on all consoles and says the ps2 had loads of shit on it. Ralph says how he thought nintendo was kids shit and was more into xbox/ps, but then when the wii u came out he missed the older nintendo style games, he then says how it is underappreciated, then double audio seems to happen around 17:55 while mark is talking, ralph then fixes that.
Going back to talking about games, Mark says how all these games from nintendo are on the switch now and goes into detail about mario and how much he likes the switch, but that the switch is missing a certain game "super mario 3d world" (ralph notes he "played the fuck out of it"), they then talk about the snes mini and how mark has two of them and he has hacked one of them[Mark often goes into heavy detail about the snes mini, he seems to like it a lot, same with the switch]. Then Mark talks about changing "nappy's" (or diapers) can take either a minute or be a nightmare involving a bath as well, but then he can go back to the game easily because of the suspend feature, picking up from where he left off.
Ralph then explains he uses the suspend feature a lot in games, pondering that it might even damage the system by doing so, stating he "leaves the system on for over 24 hours because I cant be there[sic] whats happening[sic] or i'll just keep it paused or i have to go do something" gator comments he does the same and Ralph says hes done it a many of times. Gator talks about he didn't have the n64 memory pak and had the game "Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon" but couldn't save, so he played it over the course of a week. Ralph explains how he was "hard af" on the old consoles and how they are built like a tank that they are hard to fuck up, talking about how he would turn TV's off because he fucked up a TV when he was a really young kid, so does turn TV's off but not the consoles, but nowadays he treats console better. He then ends the periscope stream. Bibble says he couldn't add to this conversation, Rand says something about black people, Bibble then makes a joke "My girlfriend doesn't have a boyfriend so he doesn't have a switch" and that he just has "a PC like a non cucked individual", like a true member of the PC master race would say.
Rand puts his theory to the panel that the wii sold well because it got non gamers to buy it, Mark says that "I don't think that's your own theory" Ralph "that's the main reason that been put in the press about a million times is that they got you know normies to buy[sic]" flamenco says the balance board was the most sold accessory that season, Ralph then reads the chat and says "someone in chat says this isn't a theory that's actually the reason". The panel laugh a little at what rand said.
Flamenco talks a small bit about how he played halo a little on PC.
Ralph interrupts the gaming talk to read some super chats, and one mentions the dreamcast, and Ralph says he bought it on the day it came out (9,9,99), I believe ralph would have been around 14 nearly 15 at the time. And that it was one of his favorite consoles, mentioning games like jet set radio, crazy taxi. Mark then talks about Confidential Mission, Ralph mentions the first time he went on ebay was via the dreamcast and ordered tickets to the 1999 sec championship (won by the Alabama Crimson Tide 34-7 over the Florida Gators) without any way to pay for them, his mom was pretty upset by it but ended up buying him the tickets anyway, so he was in the dome when Alabama won.
Rand then talks about in 2008, Richard Lowax of SA released the web metrics from his site, and that at least 6% of traffic was coming from the dreamcast "who the fuck is doing this" (I tried finding info about this but couldn't find it within a 2 minute search).
Ralph: last friday we talked about new born children, Mundane matt had a new born, but it turns out that mundane matt is not the father.
Mark: His life is tragedy, and for that breif period during gamergate, when zoe quinn got his video pulled that was the highlight of his life
Ralph: when hes 68 years old hes going to be like wow many I had it all for 2 weeks
Flamenco: Matt called Ralph the gollum of the internet today
Mark: You have to have a small amount of respect for him though as his videos he pretends like nothing is happening, he does this every day pretending hes not living in hell
They talk about how Matt is raising someone elses daughter and Ralph asks mark for his advise about what he would do in matts position.
Mark talks about quartering's videos, and how he is killing it but Matt isn't and the reason he isn't successful is that "Matt always backs the wrong horse", which is clear from Matt's discord which you can see in Matts thread.
Ralph: quartering is living the life Matt wanted, and mentions that Matts production values may be slightly better
Mark: I don't watch the quartering videos, i might get a bit of flack for this.
Mark goes on to say how the quartering has his mic gain up so high he can hear him breathing which Mark doesn't like, he says "my friends girlfriend said the same thing she sort of said to him don't put him on in the house while I'm around because he sounds like a slob" and "he does have a really stupid face, like a soy beard sitting there with a stupid look on his face" Mark says that matt's live must be like a living hell. Ralph says that everything he has done has failed and mentions how Matt attacked him[ralph] and his wife[nora] while he was in prison, he asks Rand what he would do, Rand replies "I don't think I can say that on this show...., realistically though if I was Matt, I would have to completely reinvent himself, the first thing he would do is scream (if he woke up as matt) and the next thing would be leaving the relationship" Bibble goes to say something but ends up not completing what he was going to say, Mark says how the idea of 3 buck theater is good and anyone else who had that idea would make a lot of success, but Matt comes up with it and it flops, the videos are ratio'd and doesn't have many subscribers.
Mark: Why does everything I[matt] do fail?
Flamenco then explains what 3 buck theater actually is and Mark laughs, Ralph says how Matt is a slob walking around these stores with small children and if you saw Matt in there you would want him in prison and you would be scared for your children. Bibble mentions he is going to steal the idea that Mark said.
Ralph talks about Matts various books, pointing out the 'highlights' from the book, he then reads how the book was described to him, "matt takes care of other mens children even in his story, Matt checks out zombie ass, happy that mommy took his gun away, hides the fact that hes eating dog food from his mom, best friend is jim, but matt cockblocks jim"
Ralph then talks a little about brexit, saying that they'll get into it more later but asks Mark about his views on Boris Johnson, Mark replies that Boris is a wolf in sheeps clothing, Ralph then reads super chats, " Bets on when matt will sunset himself"
Ralph then brings up the Tranny video and they talk about playing it again, Flamenco asks ralph to bring the channel page up for this tranny to laugh at how the picture for them is all buff and fit, but in reality they are disgusting, then Flamenco/Rand/Mark comment about it but ralph doesnt bring it up, instead full screening the video. "Bible relarded they're being called in the chat" Ralph then starts the video, but his youtube page had to reload. Rand then says how this part of the video was right in the middle of talking about his (the trannys) dad, ralph then shows annoyence "Oh my god" and scrolls back a little in the video to 5 minutes then starts the video again, but it turns out that wasn't far back enough, ralph shows more annoyence "god dam it that's in the middle of it too this fucking fuck why cant you cooperate... 4:10... 4 minute..cooperate fat boy" he then plays the tranny video.
Fat boy tranny in the video says about how he put on a tutu to make people laugh in kindergarden ... "yes it makes people laugh but i did it for a reason"
Ralph then asks Mark for his opinion, Mark comments about how he is surprised about how many subs this channel has and that this tranny is everything that is wrong about western man, "hes a fat ugly who has failed at life who couldn't get on with his dad and is now playing dress up pretending to be something he'll never be"
Ralph asked Bibble for his opinion but doesn't respond, he then shows some fan art that was made for the show
Bibble then returns saying that he was getting cigs, rand says he never thought he would see the day that a black man returns from getting newports. Ralph then brings up some video about lilly singh from memology101, which contains probably the most unfunniest "jokes" ive ever heard in my life, Ralph asks the age old question, "can women be funny?" Mark replies wondering if there are armed guards pointing ar15's at the audience to force them to laugh/woo/clap at the right time, he says how some woman on youtube named kate smurthwaite is like the female mundane matt and each video gets absolutely ratio'd.
The chat asks why this thing hasn't 40%'d already(referring to the suicide rate, which Bibble or maybe rand, but I think it was Bibble said the other day was likely fake and invented by the jews). Bibble says how women are literally lemmings and they would likely pour gas on themselves as long as one does it.
Mark wonders who is actually watching these late, late late, late late late shows in america, rand responds with lilly singh's youtube stats, Mark then talks about how youtube inflates numbers by pushing videos onto people like that van woman.
They start talking about Greta, and Mark mentions how species are dying because of the growing population of the world, africa/asia, but nobodies talking about that problem, nobody is talking about 8billion people on this tiny rock.
Then they talk about london, Ralph mentions he wouldn't want to live there but likes the scenery and old buildings , Mark says he likes to avoid London as much as possible and goes on a long detailed chat about how living in these areas are shit because everyone is cramped together like sardines.
Ralph talks about how when it was travelling from new york to Brooklyn and describes the story about how someone just pulled out their dick and pissed on the subway tracks right in the open. Ralph did post a picture about this before.
Ralph brings up the story about how some woman was killed by a migrant she was looking after, Mark says "It really is the chickens coming home to roost" "the woman and the snake" "these stupid women they do these things they think they're showing the world that there's love and kindness" "they would be the ones campaigning for my videos to be taken down" "Somebody wrote, I bet her last thoughts were - Oh people like Mark are right" "no her last thoughts would've been - please stop doing this to me you're only going to give the nazi's ammunition" "that's how brainwashed these people are" "These people are literally sacrificing their children on the alter of multi-cultism" rand then talks about various other stories about migrants that have been violent and idiots reactions to it.
Next up is the chad/stacey van attack guy, Ralph played the video of the police interview, gator comments that it is fake and non heterosexual, bibble says "you mean to say they went through all of Eliot rogers shit and didn't see this guy", Rand says "canadian maddox" Ralph says "this is the most Canadian shit ever"
Ralph reads some chats, "this is gay as fuck" "Are we sure this aint MKULTRA BRAINWASH TRUMP(maybe? didnt see the chat live)", the panel all agree this seems like bullshit and that nobody talks like the guy in the video, additionally the video is edited to show exactly what they want to show.
Ralph brings some callers in, pinkyculture says he is running incel ops and ralph reacts with "no no no" to this, and brings up the article about the van attacker and reads some of it out. "The violent ideology known as incel for short" they talk about how all this incel/mtgow stuff is new, Mark says about how in the 90's that everyone played games but the big thing for every young lad was to go out there and have sex, he went to an all boys school but there were 2 girls schools near by and it was a mission to talk to as many girls as possible. (note very true ). Rand says that a gofundme should be made to get pinkyculture laid.
They play some perverted dance clip of 2 mostly naked men dancing infront of young girls, Ralph says how people would be getting hurt physically back in the day, but now in 2019... "where will be in 2029" they then talk about the fall of the west basically to these pedo things, and how this happened in the 1920's and a big push back happened in the 1930's, Mark mentions its the muslims in the UK pushing back against this, and theyve managed to stop it being taught to their kids, but all the whites still have to get taught it.
Next story is the one about the 5 year old who was put on the sex offender register, Ralph suggests maybe the kid did a bit more than hugging. Mark says the obvious, "one of the effects of exposing kids to sex...." "if you're telling these children about sex then they will want to investigate this and don't have the understanding ... then investigate these things with disastrous consequences".
Some callers, sometimes Ralph mentions about covering brexit but Mark seems bored of talking about Brexit, then later on they read some parts of Mundanematt's book and reviews of said book towards the end Ralph brings a picture up of some quiche looking food made by a fan's wife
But in fact it was a Chicken and mushroom pie, the caller says "the red parts were salami" Ralph seemed to laugh at this, he mentions there will be a supporter stream on Saturday. And that Ernest Withers was a fed. He says that it was a long day and this "lifted his spirits" and then opened the dlive box, then he played the usual outro, then the dixie song.
The show over ran by almost 48 minutes with a runtime of 3:47:55
Overall good show I find Mark decent to listen to as a guest, he does some streams called patriot weekly review on youtube.
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Just found it odd that both the gunt and Jimbo did similar content of shows but one was banned the other was not. Also saying the Gunt has a good show is subjective. I think it's shit due to the alcoholic barely holding himself together long enough to do a show. The only good episode he did was the newest jarbo leaks. Other then that he is shit, doesn't know how to keep a conversation going, needs cohosts to do the work for him, can't help but reference "MUH WUIFE" repeatedly, can't help but act like he is the best thing next to sliced bread.
I guess if you're into borderline functional alcoholic fatass attention whores to listen too when you are bored. Ralph has that for ya to go for.
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You've just described prime o&a and Gavin McInnis with that too
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Overall it was a pretty good week for the Killstream. Good guests, good topics. Nothing classic but very solid.
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