DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

We can add another meal or two into that weekly total. D$P dropped that he and Mrs. D$P went out to eat dinner at Baja Fresh on a NON Off Day. How many other meals do they go out for that don't get mentioned? We know she likes to go out to eat breakfast. Are some of the times he is very late to start his 1st stream due to running into traffic on their way home from going out to eat breakfast? Something to consider.

I cant get over the fact that his main hobby consists of eating and that he devotes so much time and passion to it to the point he even has a food schedule.

Phil hypothetical friend: "So what do you like to do when you are not working?"

Phil if he was honest: "I eat,I spend hundreds of dollars a month eating disgusting,greasy food thats bad for my health and makes me look 50,I rate food depending on how easy it is to eat because im a lazy pig that wants to stuff his face as easily as possible and I cant cook for shit even though eating is my passion,I also consume media for hours every night while drunk and spend money on pay to win mobile games,basically I like consuming things and spending money"

 

[PieceofShet]

Im watching the tevin restream and dsp said he bought his khando from the husband of his coworker. Is this new lore? Cause I never heard him saying this.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Im watching the tevin restream and dsp said he bought his khando from the husband of his coworker. Is this new lore? Cause I never heard him saying this.

Yeah. I recall someone that knew DSP said he had a crush on his coworker and that influenced him to buy the CT KAHNDO

 

[Salubrious]

Im watching the tevin restream and dsp said he bought his khando from the husband of his coworker. Is this new lore? Cause I never heard him saying this.

I remember something about him buying the CT condo because he was trying to get with some woman, but he struck out. No idea where that came from though.

Edit: @ReentryPhantom ninjaed me, but same type of story.

 

[PieceofShet]

Yeah. I recall someone that knew DSP said he had a crush on his coworker and that influenced him to buy the CT KAHNDO

Thats why Im asking it. IF he never mentioned this, than that statement looks more true. I just never heard this story from DSP himself.

Edit: Awful Meerkat ahh ok t hen.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Im watching the tevin restream and dsp said he bought his khando from the husband of his coworker. Is this new lore? Cause I never heard him saying this.

This is old lore, from what I can remember. He bought the khando from the husband of his coworker and when DSP found some flaw in it (don't remember what it was specifically) the owner got salty or something and they never talked again. Take this last part with a grain of salt but I'm sure it's old lore

Edit: I'm trying to find it but he has so many condo discussions, tours and vlahgs that its pretty impossible. I'll add it if i find it.

 

[Nu11ptr]

This is old lore, from what I can remember. He bought the khando from the husband of his coworker and when DSP found some flaw in it (don't remember what it was specifically) the owner got salty or something and they never talked again. Take this last part with a grain of salt but I'm sure it's old lore

Edit: I'm trying to find it but he has so many condo discussions, tours and vlahgs that its pretty impossible. I'll add it if i find it.

If memory serves, a discussion about it occured here on the main thread a while back (~5 months). It was a discussion on why Phillip dropped out of college when his job was paying for him to attend classes to earn a Master's degree.

Phillip had to stop going because there was some friction between him and the people in the carpool. Not his fault, nothing he could do, basic routine. But apparently his carpool was a couple, and he bought his Connecticut Condo from the man. When Phil moved in (he claims) there was already a big hole in the drywall by the front door (among other trivial things I think). Being the Chad he is, he talked to the man and said "look I paid all this money for a Condo I demand you fix this". Man didn't take kindly to that and poof carpool, poof any chances of that stuff getting fixed.

Of course in his very first "look at my big boy Condo" video, he debunks himself when he slams the door into the drywall.

 

[HerrKlicks]

This is old lore, from what I can remember. He bought the khando from the husband of his coworker and when DSP found some flaw in it (don't remember what it was specifically) the owner got salty or something and they never talked again. Take this last part with a grain of salt but I'm sure it's old lore

Edit: I'm trying to find it but he has so many condo discussions, tours and vlahgs that its pretty impossible. I'll add it if i find it.

It was the toilet being leaky and a doorstop missing, leading to him putting a hole in the wall upon moving in. Those were the main points of contention

 

[Meerkat Ink]

If memory serves, a discussion about it occured here on the main thread a while back (~5 months). It was a discussion on why Phillip dropped out of college when his job was paying for him to attend classes to earn a Master's degree.

Phillip had to stop going because there was some friction between him and the people in the carpool. Not his fault, nothing he could do, basic routine. But apparently his carpool was a couple, and he bought his Connecticut Condo from the man. When Phil moved in (he claims) there was already a big hole in the drywall by the front door (among other trivial things I think). Being the Chad he is, he talked to the man and said "look I paid all this money for a Condo I demand you fix this". Man didn't take kindly to that and poof carpool, poof any chances of that stuff getting fixed.

Of course in his very first "look at my big boy Condo" video, he debunks himself when he slams the door into the drywall.

Exactly! I just watched a tour of the condo where he talks about the hole and I expected to hear this lore from it too but it wasn't there. Nice one.

 

[huffysan]

Exactly! I just watched a tour of the condo where he talks about the hole and I expected to hear this lore from it too but it wasn't there. Nice one.

I recall this been answered on one of his ATK. I'm pretty sure this year.

 

[Nu11ptr]

Exactly! I just watched a tour of the condo where he talks about the hole and I expected to hear this lore from it too but it wasn't there. Nice one.

I recall this been answered on one of his ATK. I'm pretty sure this year.

Yeah there's a Breakdown on post 85,107. I'd start there for Condo lore

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

John Cena popping his head threw the wall: Are you sure about that?

Dang Phil just debunked me and made me look like a total immature moron.

 

[Raven'sChild]

D$P was pretty triggered during his 1st stream. In usual fashion, after securing his $100+ in tips, he lashed out in his new angsty teenager caustic sarcasm. It was delightful. There was a quick clock out, but he left the stream running. After he went and poured himself a drink or perhaps PM QuarterPounder to duck out on the 'interview' ( D$P said on stream "the details had not been fleshed out" ), he returned to see what folks in his chat had been up to...and then promptly banned a slew of them.

Edit:
Interesting thing thought I'd post about the Bike Saga:

Detractors for RSD on Twitter

“So, either Phil bought his bike from somewhere other than Amazon who delivered it via courier, assembled it, then when it stopped working, sent a courier out to disassemble and retrieve the bike, or.... its something completely different”

web.archive.org

 

[Comma]

Because the begging and constant fighting with the chat was so horrible, I just had to make a compilation of today's early stream:

 

[tzgnilki]

D$P was pretty triggered during his 1st stream. In usual fashion, after securing his $100+ in tips, he lashed out in his new angsty teenager caustic sarcasm. It was delightful. There was a quick clock out, but he left the stream running. After he went and poured himself a drink or perhaps PM QuarterPounder to duck out on the 'interview' ( D$P said on stream "the details had not been fleshed out" ), he returned to see what folks in his chat had been up to...and then promptly banned a slew of them.
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Edit:
Interesting thing thought I'd post about the Bike Saga:
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Detractors for RSD on Twitter

“So, either Phil bought his bike from somewhere other than Amazon who delivered it via courier, assembled it, then when it stopped working, sent a courier out to disassemble and retrieve the bike, or.... its something completely different”

web.archive.org

this makes me think dave took it upon himself to hire a different courier company to return it if ups wouldn't collect it

 

[ReentryPhantom]

D$P was pretty triggered during his 1st stream. In usual fashion, after securing his $100+ in tips, he lashed out in his new angsty teenager caustic sarcasm. It was delightful. There was a quick clock out, but he left the stream running. After he went and poured himself a drink or perhaps PM QuarterPounder to duck out on the 'interview' ( D$P said on stream "the details had not been fleshed out" ), he returned to see what folks in his chat had been up to...and then promptly banned a slew of them.
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Edit:
Interesting thing thought I'd post about the Bike Saga:
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Detractors for RSD on Twitter

“So, either Phil bought his bike from somewhere other than Amazon who delivered it via courier, assembled it, then when it stopped working, sent a courier out to disassemble and retrieve the bike, or.... its something completely different”

web.archive.org

 

[Slander Man]

Edit:
Interesting thing thought I'd post about the Bike Saga:
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Detractors for RSD on Twitter

“So, either Phil bought his bike from somewhere other than Amazon who delivered it via courier, assembled it, then when it stopped working, sent a courier out to disassemble and retrieve the bike, or.... its something completely different”

web.archive.org

I'm with this guy. I would bet a years worth of taxes that Phil bought the bike off amazon and then paid extra for Amazon to send a person out to his home and put it together. Then when it broke he blamed it all on the amazon employee. That explains why Amazon would actually give in to his ridiculous demand of returning it without taking it apart.

Also, didn't he say he needed a night off a few weeks back to have "condo maintenance" even though he has never had to do that before? You could tell it was a bullshit story and eventually he said it just got cancelled. Maybe that's when the amazon employee was supposed to come put the bike together but it didn't show up until the next day when he was off?

 

[Dandelion]

That explains why Amazon would actually give in to his ridiculous demand of returning it without taking it apart.

That also explains why he was so averse to disassembling the fucking thing itself, claiming that he didn't have the instructions.
He never assembled it.

Edit: I'm slightly intoxicated and can't think straight. Would DSP lie about spending hours to assemble a bike just so he can preserve his poverty narrative of someone who can't spend money to have Amazon build something for him? Absolutely.

Did he? Man. Hearing him talk about how hard and exhausting it was for him to assemble the damn thing seems really NONdsp. He complains about reheating food; there's no fucking way he would go through the trouble of assembling a bike if he didn't have to.

Not to mention that the assembly instructions were first "in Asian," but then turned into "broken English" the next day.

 

[bearsintrees]

That also explains why he was so averse to disassembling the fucking thing itself, claiming that he didn't have the instructions.
He never assembled it.

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You could cut the thing apart with a circular saw and as long as it fit in the box Amazon would accept the return and give you the money back as soon as the box got scanned by UPS.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]