Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Redandvino]

Big D tends to be against things like cochlear implants or lip reading etc. as they feel it takes away from deaf culture.

It really depends on the person. I’m big d Deaf and don’t have aids or implants (by choice) but mostly survive by lip reading and speaking just because I have very limited access to a Deaf community where I live.
I won’t shame anybody for their CI or hearing aids, I just personally don’t want either lol.
I use ASL when around other Deaf, but I have such limited access that I’m probably oral 95% of the time. It’s never black + white with these things, unfortunately. Sperg over lol

 

[Cold Waffle]

9/27/19: In which SJ complains about joint pain.

Main points: Arms/hands/shoulders are hurty. They don't think she has arthritis. She's apparently been diagnosed with fibro, but she doesn't think it's "real," but she thinks maybe it's real because today she is so hurty. All she wants to do is "drug [herself] with liquor or percocet," but she says she doesn't want either because she doesn't like the way they both make her feel. CBD didn't work. So much fo rthat.

Also, she says her infusion charade will be a year in the making as of the first week of October...and at this point, she's essentially over it. She got a bad line today (and pulled it because it was making her Hurty Hand/Arm Syndrome worse). Even though she's chimped out in the past over bad lines (and gone great lengths to get one started, like going to the ER), this time, she decides to not even notify her home health company. She isn't even sure whether she wants to continue doing infusions, despite the "gains" she experienced.

I'm still holding to my prediction that she'll end infusions altogether by mid-October. She's setting everything up to make it seem like it was her decision, but in reality, it's very likely that she had this authorized for a year through her doctor. He made it clear to her that no matter what he did, she would never be satisfied. If she needs to check in and discuss further treatment at the year mark, it'll be tough for her to justify needing her precious salt water. Especially because she has no issues with oral intake.

 

[iluvmylife]

9/27/19: In which SJ complains about joint pain.

Main points: Arms/hands/shoulders are hurty. They don't think she has arthritis. She's apparently been diagnosed with fibro, but she doesn't think it's "real," but she thinks maybe it's real because today she is so hurty. All she wants to do is "drug [herself] with liquor or percocet," but she says she doesn't want either because she doesn't like the way they both make her feel. CBD didn't work. So much fo rthat.

Also, she says her infusion charade will be a year in the making as of the first week of October...and at this point, she's essentially over it. She got a bad line today (and pulled it because it was making her Hurty Hand/Arm Syndrome worse). Even though she's chimped out in the past over bad lines (and gone great lengths to get one started, like going to the ER), this time, she decides to not even notify her home health company. She isn't even sure whether she wants to continue doing infusions, despite the "gains" she experienced.

I'm still holding to my prediction that she'll end infusions altogether by mid-October. She's setting everything up to make it seem like it was her decision, but in reality, it's very likely that she had this authorized for a year through her doctor. He made it clear to her that no matter what he did, she would never be satisfied. If she needs to check in and discuss further treatment at the year mark, it'll be tough for her to justify needing her precious salt water. Especially because she has no issues with oral intake.

I think your theory might be correct! I always thought she was gunning for a port but she would have to find someone willing to do that (she may have been dr shopping behind the scenes and is coming up empty because she sucks at Munching). I’m not even sure I remember which of her doctors was beaten down enough to give her the life saving saline.

Also, my ass she doesn’t like the way Percocet makes her feel! She clearly gets pleasure from drinking and expects anyone to believe she is wary of opioids? Not buying what your sellin, Sarah-Jean!

 

[c6h1206]

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Jessica Kellgren-Fozard has it

As well as Mixed Connective Tissue Disorder. And she's deaf. And blind in one eye after a lumbar puncture gone bad.

And yet, she still works and has a life outside of her health.

I know someone who had a similar situation they developed peripheral neuropathy bad enough to require treatment with lyrica. She also gradually went deaf. I know she had tubes placed as a kid and had chronic ear infections. I don't exactly think she is a Munchie but she just out of the blue is in a wheelchair. I guess she had spinal surgery for a specific condition and now she states she has a traumatic spine injury but she tends to be cagey with the details of what happened but really wanting to shout it from the rooftop that she is in a wheelchair. She is a part-time user, She was very critical of a doctor (for some reason I think it was a rheumatologist) asking her to clarify "how does that work" in response to her stating she swims for exercise. her response was that he walks into the pool and swims. considering as I understand it she uses the chair bc it lessens her pain and a rheumatologist seemingly was unclear that she could walk I somehow think the practice of part-time wheelchair use is not widely accepted as therapeutically appropriate. came into contact with her bc she was desperately trying to get a diagnosis of diabetes and walk-in clinics and her primary were declining to give one. this went on for years. before going to a doctor she went to Walmart and bought strips and a meter. She saw high #'s but none of the actual lab draws met the cut-offs. she eventually for an official dx of T1. it all just seemed odd to me. also she was originally on disability for the sole reason that she was deaf. but she is not deaf enough to get CI paid for by the government.

also, she is actively trying to conceive but is just trying to conceive with a random that she sleeps with. she can't find someone who will agree to try and impregnate her (I don't mean this as a dig but I find that quite understandable.)

this is the insta link https://www.instagram.com/missaliciamag/?hl=en. It is private but was not private anytime in the past https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeD...Rg_murK8H6SmeogJBfaZzIPAU-f95f3eecfYwk4KpAaNQ

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[flatlandbasin]

Greet. I have not seen this human before, so let me introduce you to Jamie Teachey-Pyle of Camden, North Carolina.

She is variously styled as:
Instagram: @thecurvynerd
Blogspot: Becoming a Butterfly
YouTube: The Curvy Nerd
Twitter: @thecurvynerd
Reddit: u/scaredkitten1986

I first became aware of her as one does, hate reading IF.

Spoiler: Just like, a lot of this gal

Claimed illnesses/ conditions:

Spoiler: Just like, a lot of this gal

"Mild" Lupus
POTS
Dysautonomia
Sjogren's syndrome
MCAS
Agoraphobia
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Panic Disorder
Temperature regulation (related to dysautonomia or Sjogren's, she goes back and forth)
Seizures, grand mal (either induced by agoraphobia, traumatic brain injury, or no cause given. It's not really clear)
Insomnia
Amelogenesis Imperfecta
Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome
"Autonomic dysfunction"
Allergies
Possibly sleep apnea
Blepharitis (a fancy word for inflammation of the eyelids)
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Premenstrual Depressive Disorder
Fibromyalgia
"Losing vision"
Additional mystery illnesses

Jamie, 43, lives in a single wide trailer home in rural northeast North Carolina with her husband. She claims he was in a "near fatal accident in the Navy" and he suffered a traumatic brain injury which lead to him being in a coma on life support. He had a broken neck (another post says C2 vertebrae), broken femur and skull and it has taken "literal years" to "get him where he is." Furthermore they lost their health insurance, she says.

This was compounded by an event Jamie claims took place on or about March 2017, where she possibly suffered a TBI and had a seizure where she taught at a high school. In one post she mentions having a TBI first, in another she "began having seizures from a brain bleed." A different post said she started having grand mal seizures in her classroom. Since then she developed agoraphobia and PTSD and had to quit work. She claims she had lupus and "other physical issues" prior. Her instagram, which was active at the time this allegedly happened didn't say anything about a TBI or seizures.

Before March 2017, her public accounts are mostly body positivity and self care memes interspersed with pictures of her nails and haircuts. There is this picture from October 2017

of her with an ice bag on her head with the hashtag Lyme, as if any of that was real.

However, after March 2017 she really hits the gas pedal with the chronic illness stuff. She puts up a GoFundM3 for a service dog and actually gets $835 for it.

I'm too chicken to post even though she made the information public, but if you would like she's posted the letter from her psych stating she needs the service dog in the interest of transparency. I actually applaud that.

The service dog she wanted and then later received was a standard poodle puppy named Pandora, who she affectionately calls Panda. She later obtained another standard poodle puppy named Puck. A service dog trainer was supposed to come to her house and train them, because of her severe agoraphobia, according to the GoFundM3. Unable to confirm whether or not that happened.



Tbh tho 10/10 pup.

On to more diagnoses. She claims she received a diagnosis of lupus at 24, which would have been in approximately the year 2000. She claims it took her "30 years" to get a diagnosis of EDS. So if she's 43 and had it at birth we'll put that in about 2006? Those would be correct calculations due to math, but not if you're Jamie.

The rest of the caption reads: "I've had: fillings done and teeth pulled with novocaine and was tied to the chair while I screamed 'I can still feel it.' Lumps removed with local (novocaine) and was told to stop being overdramatic when I said I felt EVERYTHING. A LIFETIME of falls, breaks, sprains and strains. 72- sprains 11-dislocated bones 12-broken bones 7-surgeries 7-miscarriages. Multiple hernias. A brain bleed. I lifetime of anxiety. A lifetime of pain. Still-- I was told it was ALL in my head. Until..... May 4, 2019 I received a diagnosis of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. It's not all in my head. It's all in my generics. Because of extensive atrophic scarring, skin tears, hernias, ruptures, etc. I will be evaluated in October with a genetic counselor to see if it is classical, vascular or hEDS. It doesn't matter. I have a diagnosis. I have begun scouting specialists because no doctors locally have experience with an EDS patient. I'm not HAPPY to have EDS but I am happy to have a name for the torture I've felt all my life. This is the beginning of a new journey. I don't take it lightly. It should not have taken 30+ years for a diagnosis with clear signs. Share away."

So someone gave her a "diagnosis" with admittedly no experience with EDS, and without genetic testing. Also by her calculations she only started experiencing EDS at the age of 13.

TrIGgER wARniNg ⚠pictures of extremely normal looking appendages ⚠




Ah yes, a regular scrape and bruise on a regular knee (or maybe an elbow?)

This demonstrates the very normal reaction a person who is not within their healthy weight range might have to excess sweating on a hot day, such as occurs in North Carolina



Terrible allergies? MCAS? Actually it's called prickly heat and it's more common where it's humid.



These are her knees. I'm not honestly sure what this one's trying to show.

And here are some close up pictures of her face, if you wanted that:



Zits? Bug bites maybe?


I'm gonna go with that's just a regular face. She even put a filter on it


Looks like a regular, close-cropped face to me. Even the suggestible red-eyed insta sticker doesn't do it for me.


For ddx on this one I'm gonna go with stye

Blurry eye condition


Just yo regular ass face, gurl.

For real though, this woman hates herself and it's not entirely clear why. Her psyche seems to be held together by some hot glue and a prayer, and most of what she posts are inspirational memes and self-care adages. She did go through some actual hard times, such as her house (or a house she is in some way affiliated to, cannot substantiate the claims) burned down. She definitely seems actually to have agoraphobia. It's what she posts about the most, it's what her actual psychiatrist's note was about that got her a registered emotional support dog (just one, I'm not sure about the other one).

However, Jamie does a LOT of e-begging, mostly on reddit.



Also this:

So there you have it, pals. Jaime has a TON of media up and this is just a slice.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Greet. I have not seen this human before, so let me introduce you to Jamie Teachey-Pyle of Camden, North Carolina.
View attachment 953426

She is variously styled as:
Instagram: @thecurvynerd
Blogspot: Becoming a Butterfly
YouTube: The Curvy Nerd
Twitter: @thecurvynerd
Reddit: u/scaredkitten1986

I first became aware of her as one does, hate reading IF.

Spoiler: Just like, a lot of this gal

Claimed illnesses/ conditions:

Spoiler: Just like, a lot of this gal

"Mild" Lupus
POTS
Dysautonomia
Sjogren's syndrome
MCAS
Agoraphobia
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Panic Disorder
Temperature regulation (related to dysautonomia or Sjogren's, she goes back and forth)
Seizures, grand mal (either induced by agoraphobia, traumatic brain injury, or no cause given. It's not really clear)
Insomnia
Amelogenesis Imperfecta
Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome
"Autonomic dysfunction"
Allergies
Possibly sleep apnea
Blepharitis (a fancy word for inflammation of the eyelids)
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Premenstrual Depressive Disorder
Fibromyalgia
"Losing vision"
Additional mystery illnesses

Jamie, 43, lives in a single wide trailer home in rural northeast North Carolina with her husband. She claims he was in a "near fatal accident in the Navy" and he suffered a traumatic brain injury which lead to him being in a coma on life support. He had a broken neck (another post says C2 vertebrae), broken femur and skull and it has taken "literal years" to "get him where he is." Furthermore they lost their health insurance, she says.

This was compounded by an event Jamie claims took place on or about March 2017, where she possibly suffered a TBI and had a seizure where she taught at a high school. In one post she mentions having a TBI first, in another she "began having seizures from a brain bleed." A different post said she started having grand mal seizures in her classroom. Since then she developed agoraphobia and PTSD and had to quit work. She claims she had lupus and "other physical issues" prior. Her instagram, which was active at the time this allegedly happened didn't say anything about a TBI or seizures.

Before March 2017, her public accounts are mostly body positivity and self care memes interspersed with pictures of her nails and haircuts. There is this picture from October 2017
View attachment 953371
of her with an ice bag on her head with the hashtag Lyme, as if any of that was real.

However, after March 2017 she really hits the gas pedal with the chronic illness stuff. She puts up a GoFundM3 for a service dog and actually gets $835 for it. View attachment 953376
I'm too chicken to post even though she made the information public, but if you would like she's posted the letter from her psych stating she needs the service dog in the interest of transparency. I actually applaud that.

The service dog she wanted and then later received was a standard poodle puppy named Pandora, who she affectionately calls Panda. She later obtained another standard poodle puppy named Puck. A service dog trainer was supposed to come to her house and train them, because of her severe agoraphobia, according to the GoFundM3. Unable to confirm whether or not that happened.

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Tbh tho 10/10 pup.

On to more diagnoses. She claims she received a diagnosis of lupus at 24, which would have been in approximately the year 2000. She claims it took her "30 years" to get a diagnosis of EDS. So if she's 43 and had it at birth we'll put that in about 2006? Those would be correct calculations due to math, but not if you're Jamie.

View attachment 953392

The rest of the caption reads: "I've had: fillings done and teeth pulled with novocaine and was tied to the chair while I screamed 'I can still feel it.' Lumps removed with local (novocaine) and was told to stop being overdramatic when I said I felt EVERYTHING. A LIFETIME of falls, breaks, sprains and strains. 72- sprains 11-dislocated bones 12-broken bones 7-surgeries 7-miscarriages. Multiple hernias. A brain bleed. I lifetime of anxiety. A lifetime of pain. Still-- I was told it was ALL in my head. Until..... May 4, 2019 I received a diagnosis of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. It's not all in my head. It's all in my generics. Because of extensive atrophic scarring, skin tears, hernias, ruptures, etc. I will be evaluated in October with a genetic counselor to see if it is classical, vascular or hEDS. It doesn't matter. I have a diagnosis. I have begun scouting specialists because no doctors locally have experience with an EDS patient. I'm not HAPPY to have EDS but I am happy to have a name for the torture I've felt all my life. This is the beginning of a new journey. I don't take it lightly. It should not have taken 30+ years for a diagnosis with clear signs. Share away."

So someone gave her a "diagnosis" with admittedly no experience with EDS, and without genetic testing. Also by her calculations she only started experiencing EDS at the age of 13.

TrIGgER wARniNg ⚠pictures of extremely normal looking appendages ⚠

View attachment 953401

View attachment 953402
Ah yes, a regular scrape and bruise on a regular knee (or maybe an elbow?)

This demonstrates the very normal reaction a person who is not within their healthy weight range might have to excess sweating on a hot day, such as occurs in North Carolina

View attachment 953409

Terrible allergies? MCAS? Actually it's called prickly heat and it's more common where it's humid.

View attachment 953410

These are her knees. I'm not honestly sure what this one's trying to show.

And here are some close up pictures of her face, if you wanted that:

View attachment 953413

Zits? Bug bites maybe?

View attachment 953414
I'm gonna go with that's just a regular face. She even put a filter on it
View attachment 953418
Looks like a regular, close-cropped face to me. Even the suggestible red-eyed insta sticker doesn't do it for me.

View attachment 953419
For ddx on this one I'm gonna go with stye

View attachment 953424
Blurry eye condition

View attachment 953420
Just yo regular ass face, gurl.

For real though, this woman hates herself and it's not entirely clear why. Her psyche seems to be held together by some hot glue and a prayer, and most of what she posts are inspirational memes and self-care adages. She did go through some actual hard times, such as her house (or a house she is in some way affiliated to, cannot substantiate the claims) burned down. She definitely seems actually to have agoraphobia. It's what she posts about the most, it's what her actual psychiatrist's note was about that got her a registered emotional support dog (just one, I'm not sure about the other one).

However, Jamie does a LOT of e-begging, mostly on reddit.
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Also this:
View attachment 953439

So there you have it, pals. Jaime has a TON of media up and this is just a slice.

I like her, she seems very dramatic. All those puffy eye pictures, regular hay fever can cause that and worse eye swelling, no need to jump straight to MCAS. She's really pale and I think prickly heat is more common in fairer skin, also does nothing except maybe cause you to have itchy skin and her swollen knees after walking are more likely weight related.
Agoraphobia is a new one for this thread I think.

 

[Toohottotrot]

so there are two types of neck breaks

Spoiler: spreg about neck breaks

one WITHOUT spinal cord involvement where you just break the bone so you spend time in a halo and/collar and then get back to life counting yourself extremely LUCKY

Then there is the one WITH spinal cord involvement which falls two subcategories
1) no movement or feeling below the level of your break
2) some movement and/or feeling below the level of your break this is the most common types of break

I'm guessing Jamie wants us to believe her husband had a c2(we are talking about Christopher Reeve level) break with incomplete spinal cord involvement and then yes he would have needed/s years of occupational and physical therapy . if correct this maybe the cause of her munching because well jealous of the attention he will/would need

 

[flatlandbasin]

so there are two types of neck breaks

Spoiler: spreg about neck breaks

one WITHOUT spinal cord involvement where you just break the bone so you spend time in a halo and/collar and then get back to life counting yourself extremely LUCKY

Then there is the one WITH spinal cord involvement which falls two subcategories
1) no movement or feeling below the level of your break
2) some movement and/or feeling below the level of your break this is the most common types of break

I'm guessing Jamie wants us to believe her husband had a c2(we are talking about Christopher Reeve level) break with incomplete spinal cord involvement and then yes he would have needed/s years of occupational and physical therapy . if correct this maybe the cause of her munching because well jealous of the attention he will/would need

If this guy in her YT videos is her husband (seems so, as he's the same one in her fb profile pic) then he ambulates just fine. Albeit in Crocs.

 

[Toohottotrot]

If this guy in her YT videos is her husband (seems so, as he's the same one in her fb profile pic) then he ambulates just fine. Albeit in Crocs.

Good to see his rehabilitation worked
now about hers

 

[iluvmylife]

I like her, she seems very dramatic. All those puffy eye pictures, regular hay fever can cause that and worse eye swelling, no need to jump straight to MCAS. She's really pale and I think prickly heat is more common in fairer skin, also does nothing except maybe cause you to have itchy skin and her swollen knees after walking are more likely weight related.
Agoraphobia is a new one for this thread I think.

Blepheritis too!

 

[TonySoprano]

Greet. I have not seen this human before, so let me introduce you to Jamie Teachey-Pyle of Camden, North Carolina.
View attachment 953426

She is variously styled as:
Instagram: @thecurvynerd
Blogspot: Becoming a Butterfly
YouTube: The Curvy Nerd
Twitter: @thecurvynerd
Reddit: u/scaredkitten1986

I first became aware of her as one does, hate reading IF.

Spoiler: Just like, a lot of this gal

Claimed illnesses/ conditions:

Spoiler: Just like, a lot of this gal

"Mild" Lupus
POTS
Dysautonomia
Sjogren's syndrome
MCAS
Agoraphobia
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Panic Disorder
Temperature regulation (related to dysautonomia or Sjogren's, she goes back and forth)
Seizures, grand mal (either induced by agoraphobia, traumatic brain injury, or no cause given. It's not really clear)
Insomnia
Amelogenesis Imperfecta
Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome
"Autonomic dysfunction"
Allergies
Possibly sleep apnea
Blepharitis (a fancy word for inflammation of the eyelids)
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Premenstrual Depressive Disorder
Fibromyalgia
"Losing vision"
Additional mystery illnesses

Jamie, 43, lives in a single wide trailer home in rural northeast North Carolina with her husband. She claims he was in a "near fatal accident in the Navy" and he suffered a traumatic brain injury which lead to him being in a coma on life support. He had a broken neck (another post says C2 vertebrae), broken femur and skull and it has taken "literal years" to "get him where he is." Furthermore they lost their health insurance, she says.

This was compounded by an event Jamie claims took place on or about March 2017, where she possibly suffered a TBI and had a seizure where she taught at a high school. In one post she mentions having a TBI first, in another she "began having seizures from a brain bleed." A different post said she started having grand mal seizures in her classroom. Since then she developed agoraphobia and PTSD and had to quit work. She claims she had lupus and "other physical issues" prior. Her instagram, which was active at the time this allegedly happened didn't say anything about a TBI or seizures.

Before March 2017, her public accounts are mostly body positivity and self care memes interspersed with pictures of her nails and haircuts. There is this picture from October 2017
View attachment 953371
of her with an ice bag on her head with the hashtag Lyme, as if any of that was real.

However, after March 2017 she really hits the gas pedal with the chronic illness stuff. She puts up a GoFundM3 for a service dog and actually gets $835 for it. View attachment 953376
I'm too chicken to post even though she made the information public, but if you would like she's posted the letter from her psych stating she needs the service dog in the interest of transparency. I actually applaud that.

The service dog she wanted and then later received was a standard poodle puppy named Pandora, who she affectionately calls Panda. She later obtained another standard poodle puppy named Puck. A service dog trainer was supposed to come to her house and train them, because of her severe agoraphobia, according to the GoFundM3. Unable to confirm whether or not that happened.

View attachment 953388

View attachment 953403
Tbh tho 10/10 pup.

On to more diagnoses. She claims she received a diagnosis of lupus at 24, which would have been in approximately the year 2000. She claims it took her "30 years" to get a diagnosis of EDS. So if she's 43 and had it at birth we'll put that in about 2006? Those would be correct calculations due to math, but not if you're Jamie.

View attachment 953392

The rest of the caption reads: "I've had: fillings done and teeth pulled with novocaine and was tied to the chair while I screamed 'I can still feel it.' Lumps removed with local (novocaine) and was told to stop being overdramatic when I said I felt EVERYTHING. A LIFETIME of falls, breaks, sprains and strains. 72- sprains 11-dislocated bones 12-broken bones 7-surgeries 7-miscarriages. Multiple hernias. A brain bleed. I lifetime of anxiety. A lifetime of pain. Still-- I was told it was ALL in my head. Until..... May 4, 2019 I received a diagnosis of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. It's not all in my head. It's all in my generics. Because of extensive atrophic scarring, skin tears, hernias, ruptures, etc. I will be evaluated in October with a genetic counselor to see if it is classical, vascular or hEDS. It doesn't matter. I have a diagnosis. I have begun scouting specialists because no doctors locally have experience with an EDS patient. I'm not HAPPY to have EDS but I am happy to have a name for the torture I've felt all my life. This is the beginning of a new journey. I don't take it lightly. It should not have taken 30+ years for a diagnosis with clear signs. Share away."

So someone gave her a "diagnosis" with admittedly no experience with EDS, and without genetic testing. Also by her calculations she only started experiencing EDS at the age of 13.

TrIGgER wARniNg ⚠pictures of extremely normal looking appendages ⚠

View attachment 953401

View attachment 953402
Ah yes, a regular scrape and bruise on a regular knee (or maybe an elbow?)

This demonstrates the very normal reaction a person who is not within their healthy weight range might have to excess sweating on a hot day, such as occurs in North Carolina

View attachment 953409

Terrible allergies? MCAS? Actually it's called prickly heat and it's more common where it's humid.

View attachment 953410

These are her knees. I'm not honestly sure what this one's trying to show.

And here are some close up pictures of her face, if you wanted that:

View attachment 953413

Zits? Bug bites maybe?

View attachment 953414
I'm gonna go with that's just a regular face. She even put a filter on it
View attachment 953418
Looks like a regular, close-cropped face to me. Even the suggestible red-eyed insta sticker doesn't do it for me.

View attachment 953419
For ddx on this one I'm gonna go with stye

View attachment 953424
Blurry eye condition

View attachment 953420
Just yo regular ass face, gurl.

For real though, this woman hates herself and it's not entirely clear why. Her psyche seems to be held together by some hot glue and a prayer, and most of what she posts are inspirational memes and self-care adages. She did go through some actual hard times, such as her house (or a house she is in some way affiliated to, cannot substantiate the claims) burned down. She definitely seems actually to have agoraphobia. It's what she posts about the most, it's what her actual psychiatrist's note was about that got her a registered emotional support dog (just one, I'm not sure about the other one).

However, Jamie does a LOT of e-begging, mostly on reddit.
View attachment 953429

Also this:
View attachment 953439

So there you have it, pals. Jaime has a TON of media up and this is just a slice.

Another idiot subjecting a dog to a life of zero exercise.

I'd believe the sleep apnea exists, though.

 

[Army Burger]

View attachment 953426

Man, Roy Orbison did not age gracefully in his later years...

 

[I hate children?]

Greet. I have not seen this human before, so let me introduce you to Jamie Teachey-Pyle of Camden, North Carolina.
View attachment 953426

She is variously styled as:
Instagram: @thecurvynerd
Blogspot: Becoming a Butterfly
YouTube: The Curvy Nerd
Twitter: @thecurvynerd
Reddit: u/scaredkitten1986

I first became aware of her as one does, hate reading IF.

Spoiler: Just like, a lot of this gal

Claimed illnesses/ conditions:

Spoiler: Just like, a lot of this gal

"Mild" Lupus
POTS
Dysautonomia
Sjogren's syndrome
MCAS
Agoraphobia
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Panic Disorder
Temperature regulation (related to dysautonomia or Sjogren's, she goes back and forth)
Seizures, grand mal (either induced by agoraphobia, traumatic brain injury, or no cause given. It's not really clear)
Insomnia
Amelogenesis Imperfecta
Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome
"Autonomic dysfunction"
Allergies
Possibly sleep apnea
Blepharitis (a fancy word for inflammation of the eyelids)
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Premenstrual Depressive Disorder
Fibromyalgia
"Losing vision"
Additional mystery illnesses

Jamie, 43, lives in a single wide trailer home in rural northeast North Carolina with her husband. She claims he was in a "near fatal accident in the Navy" and he suffered a traumatic brain injury which lead to him being in a coma on life support. He had a broken neck (another post says C2 vertebrae), broken femur and skull and it has taken "literal years" to "get him where he is." Furthermore they lost their health insurance, she says.

This was compounded by an event Jamie claims took place on or about March 2017, where she possibly suffered a TBI and had a seizure where she taught at a high school. In one post she mentions having a TBI first, in another she "began having seizures from a brain bleed." A different post said she started having grand mal seizures in her classroom. Since then she developed agoraphobia and PTSD and had to quit work. She claims she had lupus and "other physical issues" prior. Her instagram, which was active at the time this allegedly happened didn't say anything about a TBI or seizures.

Before March 2017, her public accounts are mostly body positivity and self care memes interspersed with pictures of her nails and haircuts. There is this picture from October 2017
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of her with an ice bag on her head with the hashtag Lyme, as if any of that was real.

However, after March 2017 she really hits the gas pedal with the chronic illness stuff. She puts up a GoFundM3 for a service dog and actually gets $835 for it. View attachment 953376
I'm too chicken to post even though she made the information public, but if you would like she's posted the letter from her psych stating she needs the service dog in the interest of transparency. I actually applaud that.

The service dog she wanted and then later received was a standard poodle puppy named Pandora, who she affectionately calls Panda. She later obtained another standard poodle puppy named Puck. A service dog trainer was supposed to come to her house and train them, because of her severe agoraphobia, according to the GoFundM3. Unable to confirm whether or not that happened.

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Tbh tho 10/10 pup.

On to more diagnoses. She claims she received a diagnosis of lupus at 24, which would have been in approximately the year 2000. She claims it took her "30 years" to get a diagnosis of EDS. So if she's 43 and had it at birth we'll put that in about 2006? Those would be correct calculations due to math, but not if you're Jamie.

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The rest of the caption reads: "I've had: fillings done and teeth pulled with novocaine and was tied to the chair while I screamed 'I can still feel it.' Lumps removed with local (novocaine) and was told to stop being overdramatic when I said I felt EVERYTHING. A LIFETIME of falls, breaks, sprains and strains. 72- sprains 11-dislocated bones 12-broken bones 7-surgeries 7-miscarriages. Multiple hernias. A brain bleed. I lifetime of anxiety. A lifetime of pain. Still-- I was told it was ALL in my head. Until..... May 4, 2019 I received a diagnosis of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. It's not all in my head. It's all in my generics. Because of extensive atrophic scarring, skin tears, hernias, ruptures, etc. I will be evaluated in October with a genetic counselor to see if it is classical, vascular or hEDS. It doesn't matter. I have a diagnosis. I have begun scouting specialists because no doctors locally have experience with an EDS patient. I'm not HAPPY to have EDS but I am happy to have a name for the torture I've felt all my life. This is the beginning of a new journey. I don't take it lightly. It should not have taken 30+ years for a diagnosis with clear signs. Share away."

So someone gave her a "diagnosis" with admittedly no experience with EDS, and without genetic testing. Also by her calculations she only started experiencing EDS at the age of 13.

TrIGgER wARniNg ⚠pictures of extremely normal looking appendages ⚠

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Ah yes, a regular scrape and bruise on a regular knee (or maybe an elbow?)

This demonstrates the very normal reaction a person who is not within their healthy weight range might have to excess sweating on a hot day, such as occurs in North Carolina

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Terrible allergies? MCAS? Actually it's called prickly heat and it's more common where it's humid.

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These are her knees. I'm not honestly sure what this one's trying to show.

And here are some close up pictures of her face, if you wanted that:

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Zits? Bug bites maybe?

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I'm gonna go with that's just a regular face. She even put a filter on it
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Looks like a regular, close-cropped face to me. Even the suggestible red-eyed insta sticker doesn't do it for me.

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For ddx on this one I'm gonna go with stye

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Blurry eye condition

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Just yo regular ass face, gurl.

For real though, this woman hates herself and it's not entirely clear why. Her psyche seems to be held together by some hot glue and a prayer, and most of what she posts are inspirational memes and self-care adages. She did go through some actual hard times, such as her house (or a house she is in some way affiliated to, cannot substantiate the claims) burned down. She definitely seems actually to have agoraphobia. It's what she posts about the most, it's what her actual psychiatrist's note was about that got her a registered emotional support dog (just one, I'm not sure about the other one).

However, Jamie does a LOT of e-begging, mostly on reddit.
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Also this:
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So there you have it, pals. Jaime has a TON of media up and this is just a slice.

If this guy in her YT videos is her husband (seems so, as he's the same one in her fb profile pic) then he ambulates just fine. Albeit in Crocs. View attachment 953480View attachment 953481View attachment 953482

And she has the audacity to call people out on illness fakers as she begs for money constantly on various crowdfunding sites . Her Reddit is nothing but her being a professional beggar and victim .

 

[Cold Waffle]

Some lengthy SOS housekeeping, courtesy of her instagram stories. She's begun talking a lot about her shit, and posting some weird "inspirational" hosenose pictures with poop emojis. Really classy. She's also fixated on how much she's going to weigh after she takes an enormous shit, claiming that she weighs 86 pounds currently.

Spoiler: Picc line, hose nose, and other shit. Literally.

In a question series she calls "After Dark" (which she finds necessary to clarify as question she answers after dark), she finds a way to showcase news updates: She claims she is still possibly being transferred out of state, she has a picc line that she'll be riding home for that sweet, sweet salt water infusions, she's stopped breastfeeding her oldest daughter (although she hints at it maybe not being permanent, which is weird), she's back on medication (and made a poll about whether or not to make a video about why she went off them in the first place). Also, shit questions. Lots of them.


In her updates, she shares that she has a picc line (and widdle baby wants her husband). Her hose nose has been reinforced on her face beyond what I've ever seen on a munchie. She reportedly uses vomiting as a way to determine when her stomach is full, and then proceeds to spew until the nurses come save her. She also shares some drivel about her bodily functions and nightmares, along with the fact that she writes on her own board. She wishes she had fun colorful markers for it. The hospital is an art project now, I guess. Also, more shit updates.



Donate to her, guyz.


Picc show and tell.


Her totally serious Raynauds is out of control, requiring her to put hot packs on her feet. She figured this was a good opportunity to film herself putting hot packs into her hospital issue gripper socks. I spared you the video, as I am not technically inclined enough.


Shit update once again. Because everyone's clearly on the edge of their toilets.


She claims a hobo snuck into the hospital, warranting a selfie with a shit-eating grin. Highlight of her day, I'm sure.



Lastly, her boobs are leaking once again. Also, she might be getting a surgical feeding toob this week. Because that's totally how this works. Has she had a gastric emptying study? I can't remember. All the munchies blend together in my head after a while.


Also, something about albumin and it seems she wrote on her board again. How kind of her to respect her medical professionals. She is such a charming, polite patient.

 

[iluvmylife]

WTF is this. Watch from 7:00 min. Is there a long hair fetish community and she was paid for this? I NEED TO KNOW.

🧜‍♀️Showing Off Long Hair🧜‍♀️

I've had long hair for as long as I can remember. I'm going to cut some of it and donate it to wigs for kids. So this is my hoorah and show and tell on how l...

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[Kate Farms Shill]

WTF is this. Watch from 7:00 min. Is there a long hair fetish community and she was paid for this? I NEED TO KNOW.

🧜‍♀️Showing Off Long Hair🧜‍♀️

I've had long hair for as long as I can remember. I'm going to cut some of it and donate it to wigs for kids. So this is my hoorah and show and tell on how l...

youtu.be

There is, in fact, a long hair fetish community. N/s whether she was paid for this by a fetishist or if she was just one of those women who posts about washing her hair with conditioner and distilled water on long hair forums for other middle-aged cat women. Because those exist too.

 

[elliptical narcissist]

Her hose nose has been reinforced on her face beyond what I've ever seen on a munchie.

I haven't seen anything like that either. Anyone know why they have it taped to her nose like that? I t reminds me of the tape on OfficialCassieMNolins shoulders.

 

[Ms.bojangles]

Some lengthy SOS housekeeping, courtesy of her instagram stories. She's begun talking a lot about her shit, and posting some weird "inspirational" hosenose pictures with poop emojis. Really classy. She's also fixated on how much she's going to weigh after she takes an enormous shit, claiming that she weighs 86 pounds currently.
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Spoiler: Picc line, hose nose, and other shit. Literally.

In a question series she calls "After Dark" (which she finds necessary to clarify as question she answers after dark), she finds a way to showcase news updates: She claims she is still possibly being transferred out of state, she has a picc line that she'll be riding home for that sweet, sweet salt water infusions, she's stopped breastfeeding her oldest daughter (although she hints at it maybe not being permanent, which is weird), she's back on medication (and made a poll about whether or not to make a video about why she went off them in the first place). Also, shit questions. Lots of them.
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In her updates, she shares that she has a picc line (and widdle baby wants her husband). Her hose nose has been reinforced on her face beyond what I've ever seen on a munchie. She reportedly uses vomiting as a way to determine when her stomach is full, and then proceeds to spew until the nurses come save her. She also shares some drivel about her bodily functions and nightmares, along with the fact that she writes on her own board. She wishes she had fun colorful markers for it. The hospital is an art project now, I guess. Also, more shit updates.

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Donate to her, guyz.
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Picc show and tell.
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Her totally serious Raynauds is out of control, requiring her to put hot packs on her feet. She figured this was a good opportunity to film herself putting hot packs into her hospital issue gripper socks. I spared you the video, as I am not technically inclined enough.
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Shit update once again. Because everyone's clearly on the edge of their toilets.
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She claims a hobo snuck into the hospital, warranting a selfie with a shit-eating grin. Highlight of her day, I'm sure.
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Lastly, her boobs are leaking once again. Also, she might be getting a surgical feeding toob this week. Because that's totally how this works. Has she had a gastric emptying study? I can't remember. All the munchies blend together in my head after a while.
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Also, something about albumin and it seems she wrote on her board again. How kind of her to respect her medical professionals. She is such a charming, polite patient.
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Thank you for doing an update for her. I have grown tired of her constant back and forth enough lately. Her writing on the board in such a snarky manner I'm sure is getting her extra brownie points with the nurses where the majority of their day was spent kicking a homeless person out of a bed then calling housekeeping for a stat clean since there was probably a patient on their way up from ED for that bed already. I don't believe for a second that she is 86 lbs unless she is seriously shorter than I'm assuming that she is. I am so glad I'm not one of her poor nurses/aids cleaning up a peed in and puked in bed after an adult who can get themselves to a bathroom decided that they should just go all over the bed . I'm kinda sad you didn't catch the initial wrap job on her picc, even though her current dressing is still pretty over the top for a picc, the wrap was the icing on the cake. And she hadn't had a gastric emptying study for this stay. She states she had one 13 years ago when she was 11 that showed no movement after 4 hours (OK,jan). I also find it funny that now that she's gotten pain meds shes all for all the meds... Anyone else live her after dark question box literally featuring her naked photo over and over and the fact that she had to make sure everyone got the donation invite again... Just waiting for the next mood swing cause they "change plans again"

 

[Occam's Epilady]

Some lengthy SOS housekeeping, courtesy of her instagram stories. She's begun talking a lot about her shit, and posting some weird "inspirational" hosenose pictures with poop emojis. Really classy. She's also fixated on how much she's going to weigh after she takes an enormous shit, claiming that she weighs 86 pounds currently.

You beat me to it! I'd been collecting basically the same screenshots from her stories and was going to share them today, with the commentary that the only way I'd believe she was 86 pounds if she were 4' 10".

Has she had a gastric emptying study? I can't remember. All the munchies blend together in my head after a while.

Nope, no GES. Her story on why has changed several times. At first she didn't want one because she'd had one 13(?) years ago, then she wanted one but the doctors wouldn't do it, then they were going to discharge her and have her do it outpatient. I actually don't get why they'd place a feeding tube without doing one first, but I don't know jack about tubes and with her who knows what the real story is anyway.

I'm kinda sad you didn't catch the initial wrap job on her picc, even though her current dressing is still pretty over the top for a picc, the wrap was the icing on the cake.

I got this one if that helps.



Right after @Cold Waffle posted, SOS put this up. She has a CSF leak, evidently.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I haven't seen anything like that either. Anyone know why they have it taped to her nose like that? I t reminds me of the tape on OfficialCassieMNolins shoulders.

It's a tube holder. Not that unusual especially in non-compliant patients. It also looks like she's bridled now or has some other securement device (the plastic thing right under her nostrils looks like it's to keep a wire that wraps around her septum clipped to the tube so she can't yank it without hurting herself). Sounds like she's been fucking with it or they think she is liable to.

Becca from Lyme is Lame had the the same type of securement when she got her last nose hose before PEGJ surgery and she had a meltdown because it wasn't the cute tuck-behind-your-ear type she was used to.

Edit: btw anorexics will do seriously anything to sabotage their tubes and bridling, while a deterrent, isn't enough to stop someone who is sufficiently determined. I read an article a while back where a girl had managed to cough her bridled tube up into her mouth, tie it in knots with her tongue, then swallow it back down so feeds wouldn't run and they'd have to figure out why.