TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

[Useless Idiot]

No woman alive can defeat THE WALL

No one can defeat the ravages of a shitty diet, no exercise, and drinking too much. Every Channel Awesome alum is learning that lesson the hard way. I haven't seen a recent picture of Spoony, but that guy must look like utter death by now, too.

Funny enough, I distinctly remember Lindsay listing Blazing Saddles as one of her favorite movies. I wonder if that video has been scrubbed from the internet.

And God, I would kill to have a Mel Brooks releasing stuff today. The reaction would probably be as funny or funnier than the movie itself.

"Springtime for Hitler? Is that really socially conscious in this era where Neo-Nazisim is on the rise and Trump is in the White House?"
"Mel Brooks exposes his complete lack of empathy by making light of the Spanish Inquisition #JusticeforJews"
"Rape scene in Young Frankenstein is shocking, insulting, and downright misogynistic! #MeTooforMadeline"
"Maid Marian's Vagina is the Greatest Treasure in All The Land. Mel Brooks is a Sexist Rapist Confirmed! #FuckMel"

But of course the Last Supper scene from History of the World would go completely unnoticed.

And that's all without mentioning Blazing Saddles.

Remember that in the play version of The Producers what convinces the audience the play is a comedy is that Hitler is played by a flamboyantly gay transvestite. In the original movie version, the transvestite is the director instead of playing Hitler.

Even if they managed to accept the irony of Springtime for Hitler (which they wouldn't because they'd say it was "normalizing Nazism"), the squealing about the gay director/Hitler would be heard from space.

 

[Azafran90]

No woman alive can defeat THE WALL

I guess nobody bothered to tell them that if you don't start generating a personality by 25 when your looks hit rock bottom nobody's going to have a reason to pay attention to you.
They also forgot to inform them that "booze" is not a personality trait...

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Remember that in the play version of The Producers what convinces the audience the play is a comedy is that Hitler is played by a flamboyantly gay transvestite. In the original movie version, the transvestite is the director instead of playing Hitler.

Even if they managed to accept the irony of Springtime for Hitler (which they wouldn't because they'd say it was "normalizing Nazism"), the squealing about the gay director/Hitler would be heard from space.

One of my favorite jokes from the play involves Hitler and the transvestite gay director, Roger De Bris.

Earlier in the story, when Max and Leo get the playwright Franz to sign over the play, he mentions that Hitler's middle name was Elizabeth, stating that he was descendent from a long line of English queens.

Later, when Max and Leo are trying to get Roger to direct their play, he eventually agrees and signs the contract with his full name "Roger 'Elizabeth' De Bris". It was a sneaky and subtle way to take a shot at Hitler, and I guess also works for brilliant foreshadowing since Roger ends up playing Hitler in the play itself.

 

[NoReturn]

drinking, sleeping around and traveling with no real accomplishments

I can understand drinking, sleeping around, and having no accomplishments, but what the hell is wrong with traveling?
Or do you just mean "Traveling for the sake of getting likes on instagram"?

 

[MediocreMilt]

I can understand drinking, sleeping around, and having no accomplishments, but what the hell is wrong with traveling?
Or do you just mean "Traveling for the sake of getting likes on instagram"?

traveling without really putting down roots anywhere?

 

[NoReturn]

traveling without really putting down roots anywhere?

I don't see much wrong with that if your goal is to find where you belong (sometimes you gotta run far the fuck away from where you came from) but if you're traveling with a "burn it all behind you" mentality where you use up places then move on to the next one, yeah, that's pretty self-destructive.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I can understand drinking, sleeping around, and having no accomplishments, but what the hell is wrong with traveling?
Or do you just mean "Traveling for the sake of getting likes on instagram"?

Travelling to see the world and experience new things is a good way to grow as a person. Lindsay on the other hand just goes and gets drunk at Disneyland every six months.

 

[BR55]

I can understand drinking, sleeping around, and having no accomplishments, but what the hell is wrong with traveling?
Or do you just mean "Traveling for the sake of getting likes on instagram"?

Typically when left wing millennials travel they just go to whatever place the internet tells them is trendy and cool and forget about the experience a week after they take it.
So yeah traveling for the sake of instagram likes.

 

[GhostButt]

Say "fuck" or don't, she's either a teenager and can handle an f-bomb, or an innocent child that can't handle anything.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

I found this today, I thought I'd put it here for record keeping:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuABqzRUwAAjy18.jpg

 

[Dimetrodon]

I found this today, I thought I'd put it here for record keeping:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuABqzRUwAAjy18.jpg

What the hell is with the lighting? And the only silver lining is that Nella is not in that picture.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

What the hell is with the lighting?

Before he got FFS Nyk would oversaturate all his videos (even the Livestreams) with so-called "Bisexual Lighting" to cover up his man-features. There is actually nothing new or hip about this colour combination, it was already used in 1958 in Auntie Mame:

It's ridiculous how even Kyle Kallgren pretends that this is something new in cinema when he of all people should know better. He needs to focus on doing serious film analysis instead of trying to join the crowd and be one of the popular hip SJW kids. "Bisexual Lighting" is just a marketing campaign meant to create hype in order to sell LED light strips, nothing more.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I found this today, I thought I'd put it here for record keeping:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DuABqzRUwAAjy18.jpg

Always re-upload

And I think it was already posted either in this thread or the Contrapoints thread at some point.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

It must suck being so incapable of debating your issue on the facts, that you need to hide behind a mentally disabled little girl.

 

[Dimetrodon]

Before he got FFS Nyk would oversaturate all his videos (even the Livestreams) with so-called "Bisexual Lighting" to cover up his man-features. There is actually nothing new or hip about this colour combination, it was already used in 1958 in Auntie Mame:

It's ridiculous how even Kyle Kallgren pretends that this is something new in cinema when he of all people should know better. He needs to focus on doing serious film analysis instead of trying to join the crowd and be one of the popular hip SJW kids. "Bisexual Lighting" is just a marketing campaign meant to create hype in order to sell LED light strips, nothing more.

Christ, that's such a dumb term. I always thought of color changing LED lights as just some goofy teenage sort of thing that someone put up for fun. Leave it to these circus freaks to ruin something that was mildly amusing.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Say "fuck" or don't, she's either a teenager and can handle an f-bomb, or an innocent child that can't handle anything.

I'm sick of everyone either using or yelling at this child.

 

[Trig.Point]

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Say "fuck" or don't, she's either a teenager and can handle an f-bomb, or an innocent child that can't handle anything.

I can imagine an autistic teenager being happy at sea, hundreds of miles of ocean on every side. And on a sailboat with no engine.

I wish Greta the very best, it's the adults around her that I hope burst into flames.

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[Rob_Mercury]

tl;dw: disney is woke for $. Spared you 30 minutes. Your welcome
If even a feminist like lindsay can't defend disney, no one can. That RBG mug in back irks me cause she never uses it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Big companies in "don't actually give a shit about your cause or movement, we just appear that we do so can look like the good guys" shocker;