You really don't want to get into a pissing contest with me when it comes to intellectual elitism. I'm not a genius, but I am exceptionally good at being a condescending dick to people like you. Give it your all, princess.
@Holden are you allergic to anything with real science behind it? If it doesn't come in a blog post, will you just refuse to read it? It fucking baffles me, your commitment to being stupid. You truly are a fucking dumbass.
Anyways, now that you've stopped reading and I can say anything, I'd like to tell you that I secretly love it when you insult me or attack my relationship. You remind me of my own value in the grand scheme of things. You are a beacon, a shining example of the fact that no matter what mistakes I've made, I've never been you. You're a fucking monster to Macie because you're upset that she (like everyone else) sees you for what you are. The fact she bothers indulging your bullshit demonstrates how much better than you she is, and this infuriates you, because you can't stand being beaten by a strong woman over and over. Because you know you could never be good enough for any woman.
Honestly, that's the real joke of your stay here: we fucking love you. You remind us of how wonderful and well-adjusted we are. You're a petty, ignorant sack of shit, and we aren't. We will find love and success, laugh, smile, and grow old. You will die bitter, alone, and without impact or purpose. At the end of the day, what more could we ask for than something to point at and say "Well, I may not be perfect, but I could be a hell of a lot worse"?