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This to me is Phil at his most autistic. While there is no "guidebook" on how to be a better streamer, you could make the argument that there are hundreds (and maybe even thousands) of people who do exactly what Phil does and does it better. Most streamers (barring titty streamers) do care about their audience, since they're the ones paying their bills.
Most titty streamers do care about their audience, because, unlike Phil, they know that as long as they keep their audience happy to a degree they will continue to be showered with money by them, Phil expects it to happen by just turning on the stream so he ignores giving anything in return!
 
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Phil invented recording video games for the internet. In fact he started because he was watching YouTube video game videos and thought he could do better.

Wait a minute. If Phil started making videos because he was unhappy with the current videos, how did he invent the genre?

Wait a minute. If Phil was 4th place how does he claim 1st place?

Wait a minute. If Phil is a huge faggot, how does he have a super hot swimsuit model for a wife?
 
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That doesn't make any sense.

Phil drinks all the time and eats poorly. But that doesn't cause gout. His aunt gave him gout. The Quartering must have had an aunt that had gout.

Dood you're taking him out of context. What he meant was that he used to have an ant farm. And one of those ants had gout and bit him, thus giving him gout.
 
Honeslty tevin would probably make a solid interviewer, I never get the vibe that he hates dave, he wouldn’t ask him anything absurd like bank statements. He would probably be pretty chill and just as him about specific shit dave has retconned into oblivion.

The problem is tevin is a grand wizard in terms of dsp lore and wouldn’t let a single lie get past him, and to DSP anyone who can actually call out a lie of his is a mentally ill stalker. Just let this man lie for fucks sake, it’s not like he’s under oath!
 
The problem is tevin is a grand wizard in terms of dsp lore and wouldn’t let a single lie get past him, and to DSP anyone who can actually call out a lie of his is a mentally ill stalker. Just let this man lie for fucks sake, it’s not like he’s under oath!
It's so bizarre what DSP expects from his fans. Don't derail the stream and always pay attention to gameplay, but don't pay too much attention to what DSP says because he might lie and you might notice. If you pay too much attention and notice inconsistencies, you're a stalker. If you use free public information on the internet to help you research a lie - you're a stalker.

But if you like DSP and his khantent - you must believe what he says. Peak cult mentality.
 
Honeslty tevin would probably make a solid interviewer, I never get the vibe that he hates dave, he wouldn’t ask him anything absurd like bank statements. He would probably be pretty chill and just as him about specific shit dave has retconned into oblivion.

The problem is tevin is a grand wizard in terms of dsp lore and wouldn’t let a single lie get past him, and to DSP anyone who can actually call out a lie of his is a mentally ill stalker. Just let this man lie for fucks sake, it’s not like he’s under oath!
Phil blamed Tevin for the Halloween trolling.

You can look up evidence of all the times Phil has lied. I challenge anyone to find a single video where Tevin talks about Kat's sister's abuse. The most he says is , "I don't know about that". Tevin did not encourage the Kat trolling.

Let's look at Tevin's content in a critical light. "Tevin has painted nails and dyed hair. He looks stupid" in response he got rid of face cam. He might still look stupid but people don't see it. "Phil is bald and his beard has holes in it" Phil might be bald and his beard may be patchy but he lies about it.

"Tevin is annoying because he eats, drinks, and vapes, into the microphone" Tevin has learned that this annoys people. He now mutes himself. He forgets to unmute himself which is also annoying. Phil will snort, sniff, belch, and crush bottles right into the microphone.

Tevin viewers flood his text to speech with autistic emotes of a bunch of wheelchairs or "777tevin77 11 77Tevin" it makes his streams unwatchable. This is true. However he still allows people to do and say what they want. If you want to spend $1 to have his robot say 50 wheelchairs, okay. Phil won't allow this. There is no text to speech and half the time he paraphrases the comments.

People dislike Tevin for their own reasons. He still makes videos. There was a time where he would disrupt the stream to ban people. He learned that this just gives attention to trolls. Phil has not learned. Phil.addresses almost every troll.
 
Phil blamed Tevin for the Halloween trolling.

You can look up evidence of all the times Phil has lied. I challenge anyone to find a single video where Tevin talks about Kat's sister's abuse. The most he says is , "I don't know about that". Tevin did not encourage the Kat trolling.

Let's look at Tevin's content in a critical light. "Tevin has painted nails and dyed hair. He looks stupid" in response he got rid of face cam. He might still look stupid but people don't see it. "Phil is bald and his beard has holes in it" Phil might be bald and his beard may be patchy but he lies about it.

"Tevin is annoying because he eats, drinks, and vapes, into the microphone" Tevin has learned that this annoys people. He now mutes himself. He forgets to unmute himself which is also annoying. Phil will snort, sniff, belch, and crush bottles right into the microphone.

Tevin viewers flood his text to speech with autistic emotes of a bunch of wheelchairs or "777tevin77 11 77Tevin" it makes his streams unwatchable. This is true. However he still allows people to do and say what they want. If you want to spend $1 to have his robot say 50 wheelchairs, okay. Phil won't allow this. There is no text to speech and half the time he paraphrases the comments.

People dislike Tevin for their own reasons. He still makes videos. There was a time where he would disrupt the stream to ban people. He learned that this just gives attention to trolls. Phil has not learned. Phil.addresses almost every troll.
Also, Tevin is the classic detractor. Used to be a fan of DSP, tried to help him improve but then realized what a piece of shit Phil is and started to criticize him by making videos.
Another reason DSP hates him is that he managed to branch away from making DSP videos and can attract people to his Mixer game streams, his DJ streams and everything else he does. He is likable and entertaining (apparently DSP even admitted it in some stream) and can hold an audience even when watching something like furry dance competitions or Dellor screaming.

He makes more money than DSP on his streams, uses 'mahdern era' tech to improve his quality and can watch and play whatever he wants, while DSP is stuck in 2012, is a slave to whichever trendy game comes out and embarrasses himself for pennies.
 
I'm unable to be objective about Tevin, I'm a fan through and through, so I just don't bother interjecting when he's talked about but I will say this:

Tevin is one of the more rational detractors of any lolcow community I've ever seen. For example when everybody was talking about DSP owing a prostitute money, Tevin IIRC either stayed silent about it until afterwards or during the controversy was very skeptical. I've also heard him shit on DSP's trolls if he thinks their trolling sucks or is dumb or off-point. He doesn't engage in peer trolling or BHS gay ops, secret server spergery or any of the other exceptional practices people engage in while trolling that always end up backfiring on them.

Just some things I appreciate about him that I think I could consider objective.

Haven't really followed DSP for a while now

I just heard he was interviewed by TheQuarterPounder but that the questions are soft, is it worth listening to the 2 hrs of DSP's bs?

The interview is awful, boring, and basically nothing but pignosis because TheQuartering doesn't know enough. DSP takes full advantage of the fact that he doesn't know enough lore, which IIRC resulted in TheQuartering defending DSP on twitter afterwards.

(Had a thought earlier, what if the skeptic community embraces DSP after this? The fact that DSP has been targeted by the indy blue hair media makes him their favourite kind of victim. They love adopting spergs and speds.)

I would recommend if you want to, watch Tevin's restream of it, because at least you get Tevin memeing in the background, because the interview itself is so damn boring. TheQuartering is a slow-talking, coughing snorfest incarnate. He basically sucks DSP's dick the whole time and DSP gets to feel like a celebrity for like 2 hours.
 
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Also, Tevin is the classic detractor. Used to be a fan of DSP, tried to help him improve but then realized what a piece of shit Phil is and started to criticize him by making videos.
Another reason DSP hates him is that he managed to branch away from making DSP videos and can attract people to his Mixer game streams, his DJ streams and everything else he does. He is likable and entertaining (apparently DSP even admitted it in some stream) and can hold an audience even when watching something like furry dance competitions or Dellor screaming.

He makes more money than DSP on his streams, uses 'mahdern era' tech to improve his quality and can watch and play whatever he wants, while DSP is stuck in 2012, is a slave to whichever trendy game comes out and embarrasses himself for pennies.
pewdiepie used to be a fan too
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Whatever anyone thinks about Tevin and the fact he chooses to sit for five hours watching DSP every day, he's a comedic genius compared to the guy he is restreaming. At least he makes Phil's unwatchable, lazy, boring content somewhat watchable.
Honestly, you could just replace Pig's audio with actual sounds of a pig being butchered with clown music in the backdrop for his long silent periods and it'd be more watchable.

It's really easy to make Pig more interesting.
 
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