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"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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It's rental *assistance*, Phil. They're supposed to help you pay your rent when you're going through difficult times, not pay the whole thing because it's been over a decade since you've been employed.
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Someone mentioned that Phil's rent is much higher than before. His old place was a section 8 and they did garnish his rent from the tugboat. If Phil moved into one of those places for single mothers with children the rent on some of those can be insane; there's one around where I live and not only is the rent about 800$ a month but you have to make less than like 30000 dollars a year.
Now a mother with two kinds living off government aid (welfare, SNAP, food stamps) and maybe working a part time job...yeah, they could handle that. But a lazy do nothing with a singular source of income would be in over their head in no time.
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Something had to have happened that forced him out of his prior shithole. You would think that with toren gone he'd be living like a eunuch king.
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Both of those criminal, unhygienic troons constantly got in fights with their neighbors and shit up the place in general. Just the stench of those two scumbags by itself must have made them a cancer on the property. No doubt he'll get thrown out of the new shithole too for his usual sociopathic behavior.
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Or because he wasted all his TardBux on mall ninja shit, bear mace, and delivery pizza. It's supposed to supplement someone's income to help with rent, not be used as an alternative to income.
I bet we'd know exactly what happened if Ravenor were still around
I miss Rav.
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Well Toren is leaving Michigan maybe he'll move back.
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I think Slingblade is moving to Commiefornia. I don't even think he's desperate enough to live with Phil again.
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He's really covering those eyes now.
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Image description: a man with Downs attempts to look intimidating by wearing shades and a balaclava while drinking from a carton of soy, unaware that “soy” has become a byword for weak and pathetic men like himself. In the background, a reindeer plushie that is his only friend. The man with Downs has made it a mask, because he is mentally disabled.
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I still see his fat shit encrusted fingers and the tattoos on them. Nice try Phil.
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Hey shitlord, show some respect for Phil's disability! He has low-functioning Autism Spectrum Disorder and Fetal Alcohol Disorder, not Downs Syndrome!
Since Phil is obviously embarrassed about his bloated face, beaver teeth, and Fetal Alcohol tard eyes to the point of completely covering himself, why doesn't he just take his head off and remove the problem completely? Not that it would do much good, because we all know what he really looks like under all that junk.
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Even his plush reindeer toy looks sad and embarrassed to be associated with him! One wonders what "hardcore antifa music" he has playing in the background while he staged this photo. Was it N'Sync or Backstreet Boys or Hanson?
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Wait, that’s a four-pint carton. No wonder he’s so fat.
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J-Lo and Avril Levine.
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Nope; the tard scribbles in the background and the plushie still show you to be a mental defective worthy of only being shoved into a cubicle room in a home for tards and having their screams recorded Phil. Same as your fat fucking face, that can be seen stretching that ski mask badly.
The soy also proves why a skinny hippy could kick your ass.
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Wtf is wrong with these "fingers"
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This is a fascinating look into Phil's psyche. Not him, that's just the usual fat tard wearing a balaclava, shades and fingerless gloves indoors. No, what's really fascinating is the wall behind him.
Phil has a hammer on his wall. A goddamn hammer. Either he's so short of room he's forced to use the walls to store stuff, or, much more likely, Phil thinks his hammer is a super scary, deadly weapon that should be shown off to prove how tough and badass he is, and how well-prepared he is for a "home invasion". That anyone but a child could get a hefty punch, a blade, or a couple or four bullets into Phil before he could hit someone with a heavy and slow hammer doesn't seem to have occurred to him. The heavier the weapon, the longer it takes to lift and swing it, and a longer swing is needed to get any force behind it. Plus, if Phil lives in a tiny broom cupboard there's not going to be enough room to swing his hammer as a weapon.
There's also one of his beloved hand-drawn posters, featuring someone in military gear and a face mask, and carrying the red and black anarchist's flag. The poster reads "GRS surgery". Because optional cosmetic surgery to live out a sexual fetish, while fucking your body up and ensuring you'll spend the rest of your life taking big pharma's hormone pills is SO ANARCHIST.
There's also a poster dedicated to the M25, which is possibly the only poster he's ever made that's actually relevant - being as the M25 motorway has London-bound traffic in utter gridlock every day, fucking shit up in the capitalist mecca that is the capital of the UK. Or he could be talking about the Mexican gang, in which case the poster isn't relevant at all and Phil is talking crap yet again.
But with all this posturing masculinity spread all over the walls, where is your gun, Phil? Why don't you have it hanging over your bed, in pride of place, to show everyone just how scary you are? It wouldn't be because you don't actually own a gun, would it?
