Finally joined...

[Dainty666]

After much consideration, I have caved and joined as a member here on KF, mainly to follow the ALR threads.

I have read a couple of the threads attached to ALR and her life and just wondered if anyone had any tips for a newbie?

 

[Serial Grapist]

Did you read this thread?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/new-member-or-thinking-of-joining-directory.56082/

 

[break these cuffs]

You're going to go far here.

 

[AbyssStarer]

I hope you regret this, because you're a fucking idiot and you need to shape up and lurk moar if you're gonna use this site.

 

[smallmilk]

NO ONE CARES

 

[Dainty666]

I hope you regret this, because you're a fucking idiot and you need to shape up and lurk moar if you're gonna use this site.

Mmmmm, thanks xxx

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

My tip is to read all pinned posts that are meant to help noobs acclimate to board culture. Only start threads when you have new content that doesn't fit another thread. This is a shitlord board. Expect people to be harsh and never, ever reveal personal info.

 

[Wyzzerd]

How much will it cost to buy empsex back? We need our tard wrangler to beat them back!


So newbie, got a youtube video you want to show us?

 

[Damn Near]

If every stupid faggot from Reddit (like yourself) made introduction threads, we'd never get any shitposting done. Additionally, you are a stupid faggot.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Jesus fucking Christ the New Member thread is pinned right at the top. How hard is it to lurk and read a little bit?

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

i thought it was a stereotype and joke that ppl who mainly lurk on ALR board are exeptional gorls.
Now i see why this stereotype is true.

 

[Casket Base]

Are you fucking illiterate?

 

[Dainty666]

Jesus fucking Christ the New Member thread is pinned right at the top. How hard is it to lurk and read a little bit?

Are you fucking illiterate?

yes

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

Yikes. That's, uh, quite an entrance you made. Like everyone else said, you need to lurk more. You also need to wait a while before making any threads so you'll have a good idea of what we look for on this site. Despite your horrible first post, I do hope you learn from this experience and wish you luck even if you decide to never come back.

 

[Plasmapheresis]

yes

At least you admit it lmao

 

[Damaged Goods]

You say this took 'much consideration' and you use words like 'finally' and 'caved'. So in all this time that you spent lurking and pondering whether or not to sign up, you somehow failed to notice the pinned threads and the warnings on every single page of the site? The fact that we only make threads about AL on this board also somehow escaped you. How does that happen?

 

[bev]

And here I thought Null was making impertinent claims in the AH thread by saying users don't read shit...

 

[Dainty666]

At least you admit it lmao

I’m autistic, I can’t help but be honest.

 

[Damaged Goods]

I’m autistic, I can’t help but be honest.

Now that explains it.

Ooops, I must have struck a nerve

 

[Plasmapheresis]

I’m autistic, I can’t help but be honest.

Yeah I can tell.