Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[LahLahBlackSheep]

The Secretofserenity nut is on live right now on ig and she's legitimately PULLING her nose tube out of her nose by a few inches as we watch! You are not supposed to do that right? She's tugged it out of her nose by like an inch or two twice now. Is this an NJ? because that will totally make it be in the wrong place

Edited to add: 5 times now she's tugged it pretty far out of her nose. I'll try and screen grab it if she does it again.

Here's a screen grab. I'm so sorry it's so big. I'm not good at this shit.

(one last edit! I figured out how to spoil the big gross pic)

Spoiler

So she's actively fucking with her tube already

 

[elliptical narcissist]

The Secretofserenity nut is on live right now on ig and she's legitimately PULLING her nose tube out of her nose by a few inches as we watch! You are not supposed to do that right? She's tugged it out of her nose by like an inch or two twice now. Is this an NJ? because that will totally make it be in the wrong place

Edited to add: 5 times now she's tugged it pretty far out of her nose. I'll try and screen grab it if she does it again.

She must have unbridled it. I can't tell if that's a bridle still or a septum piercing on her nose.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

She must have unbridled it. I can't tell if that's a bridle still or a septum piercing on her nose.

I can't tell either if that's a nose ring or a bridle. It doesn't look like her bridle looked like earlier? Right now I'm just suffering through her bitching about her hair and the evil hospitalist wanting to take away her picc and her feeding tube and going against other doctors orders.

She has yanked it about 14 times so far this latest time she pulled it about 2 inches. If she gets a surgical tube she's going to totally fuck with it.

She's like 'well when I swallow it pulls it' well no shit dumbass.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I can't tell either if that's a nose ring or a bridle. It doesn't look like her bridle looked like earlier? Right now I'm just suffering through her bitching about her hair and the evil hospitalist wanting to take away her picc and her feeding tube and going against other doctors orders.

She has yanked it about 14 times so far this latest time she pulled it about 2 inches. If she gets a surgical tube she's going to totally fuck with it.

She's like 'well when I swallow it pulls it' well no shit dumbass.

She said on youtube they took the bridle off because it was blistering the inside of her nose? You can see easier on her video that it's just a septum ring now.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

She said on youtube they took the bridle off because it was blistering the inside of her nose? You can see easier on her video that it's just a septum ring now.

Probably self inflicted blisters from rubbing.

Her live has ended and here's a rundown:
She pulled her tube out by 2-4 inches 21 times in that livestream.
She's supposedly getting a GJ tomorrow via IR but she claimed they've been saying that from the get go and keep changing it and that the hospitalist wants to send her home with no picc or feeding tube.
Her hair is SO nasty and SO heavy and she doesn't even have a hair tie (why doesn't she have one brought by her husband?)
The showers are SO nasty
They changed her picc dressing and she feels so sick but hasn't told anyone because EVIL hospitalist
She doesn't have a camera on her now because after the other camera guy watching didn't do anything when she had a 'seizure' she threw a fit so no more camera.
She doesn't feel good 100x

And that was it.

 

[Maxie]

The Secretofserenity nut is on live right now on ig and she's legitimately PULLING her nose tube out of her nose by a few inches as we watch! You are not supposed to do that right? She's tugged it out of her nose by like an inch or two twice now. Is this an NJ? because that will totally make it be in the wrong place

Edited to add: 5 times now she's tugged it pretty far out of her nose. I'll try and screen grab it if she does it again.

Here's a screen grab. I'm so sorry it's so big. I'm not good at this shit.

(one last edit! I figured out how to spoil the big gross pic)

Spoiler

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So she's actively fucking with her tube already

Not sure with her, but sometimes the small intestines play tug of war with the J tubes. With her she is likely just fucking with it.

 

[Mako_Spark]

Unless there's more than one book about Waneta Hoyt, the title of that one (sitting on my desk right now) is Goodbye My Little Ones

It is a different book, much more recent (2011). The Death of Innocents: A True Story of Murder, Medicine and High-Stakes Science by Richard Firstman and Jamie Talan.

I've read both, and I'd recommend this one - it's not just about Waneta Hoyt, it branches off in all kinds of interesting directions.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

It is a different book, much more recent (2011). The Death of Innocents: A True Story of Murder, Medicine and High-Stakes Science by Richard Firstman and Jamie Talan.

I've read both, and I'd recommend this one - it's not just about Waneta Hoyt, it branches off in all kinds of interesting directions.

Well fuck me now I have two new books about dead babies on my to-read list.

(starting with this one cause it's available on Kindle and immediate gratification is ace.)

In other news Dani is still on TPN and now allergic to chlorhexadine. Wouldn't you know that already if you had multiple surgeries? Love how she's tagging #midline

 

[Cheeseman]

something about bubbling blisters surrounding an abnormal opening in the body has me near gagging. i thought kelly had me thoroughly desensitized..

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

something about bubbling blisters surrounding an abnormal opening in the body has me near gagging. i thought kelly had me thoroughly desensitized..

I gotta say, while they're all kind of body horror, Hickmans and PICCs squick me out so much more than ports. At least with the port it's just a needle going into the skin and the needle will come out if something pulls on it. These lines that just go into the skin like that... auuugh. Like what if you get that snagged on something while walking? What if the dog jumps on you and pulls on it? That shit is going to your friggin heart. At least this one has one of the statlock things on it and those are fucking hard to dislodge, but you see people like anelise walking around with a hickman just dangling out of their chest.

 

[Cheeseman]

I gotta say, while they're all kind of body horror, Hickmans and PICCs squick me out so much more than ports.

agreed. an open line straight to the ticker and munchies act like its no big deal is bananas. i know dani is generally known to live in subpar conditions but a crusty tube dangling out of her body is next level sad. its just mainlining germs.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I gotta say, while they're all kind of body horror, Hickmans and PICCs squick me out so much more than ports. At least with the port it's just a needle going into the skin and the needle will come out if something pulls on it. These lines that just go into the skin like that... auuugh. Like what if you get that snagged on something while walking? What if the dog jumps on you and pulls on it? That shit is going to your friggin heart. At least this one has one of the statlock things on it and those are fucking hard to dislodge, but you see people like anelise walking around with a hickman just dangling out of their chest.

As someone who constantly rips out my earbuds on cabinet knobs and shit, you just made me cringe in the worst way.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

As someone who constantly rips out my earbuds on cabinet knobs and shit, you just made me cringe in the worst way.

Pretty much exactly what made me think of it. My dogs seem to have a outstanding ability to yank any cord on my body - earbuds, long necklaces, the corset lacing on my winter jacket - until it pulls off or breaks. I have to remove the earbuds before I walk in the door or else they will yank them out and not only possibly break them but for real, that shit hurts.

Surprisingly, the only one I know of who pulled "my dog ripped out my tube" was Aubrey.

 

[thirsttrap12345]

I gotta say, while they're all kind of body horror, Hickmans and PICCs squick me out so much more than ports. At least with the port it's just a needle going into the skin and the needle will come out if something pulls on it. These lines that just go into the skin like that... auuugh. Like what if you get that snagged on something while walking? What if the dog jumps on you and pulls on it? That shit is going to your friggin heart. At least this one has one of the statlock things on it and those are fucking hard to dislodge, but you see people like anelise walking around with a hickman just dangling out of their chest.

500x agree. I wouldn’t even get a belly button ring in Hs (look it was the 90s I realize they aren’t cool now hah) bc someone’s older sister got hers stuck in her jeans and it ripped a gaping hole (or so the rumors said.) When Analiese had that like coming out of her neck was prob one of the grossest things for me- so many things could pull on that and rip it.

Prob should not have read this thread before eating. Oops.

 

[wimzi]

yes that is seriously impaired
her language skills and activities of daily living skills do not match that do not match this claim to be a tard that needs a group home if your not because you might be unluckily enough to find a team of professionals willing to put you in a home

35-49 — Moderately exceptional
Can learn simple life skills and employment tasks with special education. May be employed in special settings, and achieve some independence. Often socially immature. Self-awareness — having an inner image of self, realizing that one is a person separate from the others around one — may exist from here on, but is not guaranteed to exist as it depends on more than intelligence alone. The most intelligent non-human animals, such as some crows, chimpanzees, bonobos, parrots, and dolphins, are in this range. Bonobo or chimpanzee I.Q. scores are sometimes even quoted as high as 80 or 90, but those are childhood age-peer scores that correspond to adult I.Q.'s of only just over 40
-https://paulcooijmans.com/intelligence/iq_ranges.html

so umm not a smart one to claim her iq is on the high side for munchies I can think of munchies in this thread who would scored but not within this range

Ok so I found that quote interesting, and while it’s v provocative it’s not an entirely unfair description of what moderate retardation functionally looks like, so I clicked through the link and realized p quick whoever wrote that page is the SPECIALIST of snowflakes. His descriptions of the average and up ranges are utter faggotry, a 130 I.Q. “may just be able to write a legible piece of text” and other gems. And yep, it was made by a Dutch autist with a community college IT degree and a special interest in making his own I.Q. tests to prove how very very special he is. I don’t know how you found this guy, but he’s like a reverse munchie- rather than faking sickness and special needs, he’s larping as a superdeduper genius for attention.

His website is a mess of sperging on random topics, but I want to quote this gem to y’all:

Spoiler: Cloning or otherwise reproducing the genetic material of Paul Cooijmans

Realizing a genetic potential
As there is ample reason to suspect that the genetic material of Paul Cooijmans offers more potential than can be realized during a mere lifetime, parties in possession of sufficient relevant expertise are invited and recommended to obtain samples for cloning. As long as no more than three clones have been produced successfully, and provided Paul Cooijmans is not burdened with the task of raising the brats, no compensation will be charged other than expenses. For each following clone, a modest € 10 000 will suffice.

Although cloning is the only way to retain a precise genetic configuration, while having the additional advantage that the risk of inbreeding is near zero as all clones of a given individual tend to be of the same sex, parties who believe that traditional reproduction may also be beneficial in the present case are welcome to contact Paul Cooijmans regarding the acquisition of the needed samples and to discuss the desired mode of fertilization (e.g., in vitro or in vivo).

I half think this is an elaborate parody, because how can anyone be that autistic, but the kayfabe is impenetrable.

 

[Toohottotrot]

Ok so I found that quote interesting, and while it’s v provocative it’s not an entirely unfair description of what moderate exceptionalism functionally looks like, so I clicked through the link and realized p quick whoever wrote that page is the SPECIALIST of snowflakes.

Ok I typed in what is moderate exceptionalism(because I wanted to match the tone of kiwi farms) I admittedly didn’t didn’t check the rest of the site

a special interest in making his own I.Q. tests to prove how very very special he is. I don’t know how you found this guy, but he’s like a reverse munchie- rather than faking sickness and special needs, he’s larping as a superdeduper genius for attention.

I thought it was more common to FAKE genius than munch but I stand corrected thanks

His website is a mess of sperging on random topics, but I want to quote this gem to y’all:

No wants to raise little people made with DNA not theirs normally and a lot of people are creeped out by cloning so good luck finding willing people outside of a science lab

I half think this is an elaborate parody, because how can anyone be that autistic, but the kayfabe is impenetrable.

I don’t autism can be pretty hardcore

 

[Mako_Spark]

500x agree. I wouldn’t even get a belly button ring in Hs (look it was the 90s I realize they aren’t cool now hah) bc someone’s older sister got hers stuck in her jeans and it ripped a gaping hole (or so the rumors said.)

Yeah, I know a guy who had his nipple ring pulled out when it got caught in his bedsheet while he was asleep - he woke up to it being ripped right through the nipple. No thank you.

 

[c6h1206]

Is The Dale Tribe a known MBP suspect? They've always been in my recs with videos about having a type 1 diabetic kid, and the clickbaity titles and descriptions caught my attention to some degree ("TYPE 1 DIABETIC HAS LOW BLOOD SUGAR AND WE GO TO A CONVENIENCE STORE AND BUY A BOTTLE OF JUICE" whoa stop the presses) but type 1 diabetes is pretty much impossible to fake, so I ignored them.

Now they're in my recs with the other kids who aren't diabetic getting munchie classics like POTS and a bunch of service dog stuff though, so I have to wonder

they really exploit Aspin's diabetes. it is kind of ridiculous. are they Mormon or what ? the dad's weird accent bothers me. he's explained it .....but somone close to him should have told him it sucks and to work on it before they became public figures.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

Secretsofserenity was live and here's some of the major points:

*Got a feeding tube placed, it is a GJ
*Is in pain, was awake and 'felt it all' during the procedure (I really fucking doubt that but I will bow to the fact that maybe she's the most unlucky person ever)
*Showed her tube. They put a low profile button into her first which is very strange because in adults they usually put in a 'dangler' first. It's very rare that they do a button until the tract is mature. Which makes me wonder what is going on with her hospital. The buttons have to be changed every 3 months and the stomach can pull away from the abdominal wall and cause a lot of issues, including dangerous infections like peritonitis.
*Still shilling her youtube channel and links and her amazon wishlist
*Talking about getting discharged today (odd since she had a tube placed an hour ago. Especially since they can't run feeds for 24 hours after placing a tube. She'll need to be completely npo for 24 hours and nothing in her tube)
*Complains about her colon not working at all and they don't know why (yes they do know why. Having any procedure like this including a feeding tube put in can cause an Ileus)
*Despite saying her colon isn't working shows the gas moving through her pelvic area. It's moving enough to see it on camera.
*Talks about them wanting to remove her PICC line.

 

[Titty Figurine]

Ok so I found that quote interesting, and while it’s v provocative it’s not an entirely unfair description of what moderate exceptionalism functionally looks like, so I clicked through the link and realized p quick whoever wrote that page is the SPECIALIST of snowflakes. His descriptions of the average and up ranges are utter faggotry, a 130 I.Q. “may just be able to write a legible piece of text” and other gems. And yep, it was made by a Dutch autist with a community college IT degree and a special interest in making his own I.Q. tests to prove how very very special he is. I don’t know how you found this guy, but he’s like a reverse munchie- rather than faking sickness and special needs, he’s larping as a superdeduper genius for attention.

His website is a mess of sperging on random topics, but I want to quote this gem to y’all:

Spoiler: Cloning or otherwise reproducing the genetic material of Paul Cooijmans

Realizing a genetic potential
As there is ample reason to suspect that the genetic material of Paul Cooijmans offers more potential than can be realized during a mere lifetime, parties in possession of sufficient relevant expertise are invited and recommended to obtain samples for cloning. As long as no more than three clones have been produced successfully, and provided Paul Cooijmans is not burdened with the task of raising the brats, no compensation will be charged other than expenses. For each following clone, a modest € 10 000 will suffice.

Although cloning is the only way to retain a precise genetic configuration, while having the additional advantage that the risk of inbreeding is near zero as all clones of a given individual tend to be of the same sex, parties who believe that traditional reproduction may also be beneficial in the present case are welcome to contact Paul Cooijmans regarding the acquisition of the needed samples and to discuss the desired mode of fertilization (e.g., in vitro or in vivo).

I half think this is an elaborate parody, because how can anyone be that autistic, but the kayfabe is impenetrable.

The quality of of pseudo-intellectualism here reminds me a little of EightLoaded, except instead of trying to be the nightmare child of Terrance McKenna and Charles Manson he's just a sperg larping as Sheldon Cooper.

Thanks for that. It was an interesting browse and the eyeroll factor made it even more enjoyable.