Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[InfinityBuster]

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Lily, what the fuck do memes have do with family guy being so hated. If anything, Family Guy memes are the best thing related to the show in a long time.

Nevermind the excessive gross out/gore, terribly paced stories, pointless shock value, unfunny jokes, and horribly written characters. It's the memes that made Family Guy such a widely hated show. Really nice take there Lily.

 

[Lurkio]

so I went digging to get the screenshots of those transactions

Spoiler: I think a picture says a thousand words.

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I hate to be that guy, but do you have anything that demonstrates how Lily responded to the art? Like what was said immediately afterwards? Because that image kind of doesn't.

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Ho boy we interrupt this program with more comic blab.
Lily's still running with the power Dynamics thing, even though it's still faulty. Lily herself is saying the relationship is supposed to be bad, cause she admits she falls for friends real easily, so a hyper intelligent Pokemon with humanoid features works too (power dynamic excuse no longer works). That being said, is there going to be an ark in the comic where Gardevoir is taken away and Lily is punished for grooming it? Is that justified? How does the scenario change if Gardevoir started the relationship by raping Lily?
None of these things are answered thus far. This is on the level of a guy justifying fucking his dog by using the excuse that it humped him occasionally.

"Created my own dynamic", no Lily, you created a comic that's tone is all over the place at best and a borderline fetish comic at worst. I can see where she wants to go and to her minimal credit, the concept could work, if Lily bothered to develop the setting outside of Tumblr posts and characters doing lore dumps in universe. We never see the world outside Lily's and her Pokemons own personal point of view, hell, we never see the outside world at all. The funny thing is, this whole issue could have been kept a whole lot simpler if Lily did choose to go with one of the two other options she mentioned, they're simple enough concepts that wouldn't have required her to do that much explaining. But she decided to take a harder option to write about but refuses to put any of the work to flesh it out.


Also "Overwhelmingly Popular?". Yeah, no. The comic is getting, on average, about 100-150 likes per update, and while certainly not bad (by Tumblr standards), saying it's "overwhelmingly popular" is a gross over-statement. I also want to point out that, ironically, the comic is at it's best when it's just about Pokemon doing cute stuff and not getting into the stupid drama, and the likes reflect that. I just find it funny that Lily's "writing" is the aspect that people seem to like the least about it.

 

[Icarus B. Nezzer]

I also want to point out that, ironically, the comic is at it's best when it's just about Pokemon doing cute stuff and not getting into the stupid drama, and the likes reflect that. I just find it funny that Lily's "writing" is the aspect that people seem to like the least about it.

That's not ironic at all. It's the exact problem Lily has with practically all the cartoons she watches, but for some reason she thinks her writing is immune to. "Oh, but I'M doing Cerebus Syndrome the RIGHT way!" Fuck off.

 

[Rob_Mercury]

We never see the world outside Lily's and her Pokemons own personal point of view, hell, we never see the outside world at all.

Steven Universe vid: Am I a joke to you?

But really, by that logic Sugar did a better job then her cause ,even if steven is always there, at least other characters get to do things.

 

[Suck the Cock]

Gosh golly gee, it sure is fortunate for Jerry that it's impossible for Patch to contact Paypal or however method Patch received the money and request customer service for a detailed transaction history reciept documenting the time, amount transferred, how many times, and where and who the money is coming from which includes an account number, email address, and legal name attached to the account.

It's a good thing Patch isn't capable of recording the customer service call in order to verify that this information exists via verbal admission to go along with the documentation that Patch most definitely cannot ask for.

It's a real stroke of luck for Jerry that online money transfer servies aren't well equipped to handle situations in which a consumer would need to make deep inquiries about their money and what's happening with it in an age where identity, card, and scam thefts are so common.

Jerry must be so glad.

That he doesn't have to worry about any of that. Otherwise, he might look like a giant cunt for blatantly lying about demanding beastiality from Patch.

But again.

At least there's no reason for him to worry about any of that.

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This is quality reasoning, if we were talking about an argument that can be resolved with evidence. Jerry doesn't care, and his followers definitely don't care. Why do you think they follow him? We have all the evidence we need, it's not like we're autism scientists here. So I don't see much point in calling PayPal.

 

[thebananaonion]

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cause she admits she falls for friends real easily, so a hyper intelligent Pokemon with humanoid features works too (power dynamic excuse no longer works).

pokemon are pets, lets be real here. falling easliy in love with freinds is one thing, but falling inn your with your best pet freind is a whole different story.

lily, we know you have a Beastiality fetish, you dont need to hide it anymore because youve done a bad fucking job at it and we see through this bullshit.



;ets say thisis an elaborate fetish comic in the hidden (pffft) its shit as fetish art even if its for personal consumtion. Fetish comics exist, yes the story is bare bones at worst but the art has to be atleast passable. not good, but goo enough to tell an eye from a teardrop. or skinny noodle arms from a torso.

 

[The Iconoclast]

So, still in my long catchup, and I think it's worth relaying the MAGA stabbing incident, in all it's stupidity. We're in pages 430-440 now, and nobody actually pointed out half of the stupid inconsistencies in the story, so lemme recreate the timeline.

A guy decides he's going to cause trouble. He puts on a MAGA hat, grabs a baseball bat, and walks out into public. In Nova Scotia. With those two things.

Somehow, he *doesn't* attract the suspicion or ire of anyone until he comes across Lily in (UNDEFINED LOCATION). Probably undefined because she was deliberately giving the minimum amount of details possible, probably knowing that the more details she gives, the more holes she'd poke in the story.

We'll assume it's somewhere relatively private but also convenient for more people to come, like some back-alley or something. Why would Lily be in such an area? Plot convenience, mostly.

He tries to attack her with a bat, for some reason, but despite him presumably being some violent redneck (and attacking first), she whips out a knife and stabs him first. The police are then alerted, and come to investigate.

Let me explain the scene. There's a guy on the floor, trying to keep his guts from spilling out. There's a maga hat near him, as well as a baseball bat, and Lily, who may or may not be playing the victim. They don't just arrest the guy who's been stabbed for aggravated assault, they don't just let the actual stabber go, they let the person who actually successfully stabbed the guy go with their weapon, not even taking it as evidence, and then they clean the blood off and posts an image of it on tumblr.

The other read is that she already took a picture of this knife, but you can't tell me that wouldn't make her MORE suspicious.

And it never has a news story attached to it or anything, despite being something dozens of news organisations would just eat up to confirm all their biases.

What are you- oh alright I'll look it up

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr

i punched a nazi on the last day of school yesterday >:3 the guy was incredibly racist, homophobic, and especially transphobic. hed throw slurs and insults at my friend in class, who so happened to...

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lmao yeah this totally happened Jerry

I think the reason nobody's paying it any mind is because it's such an obviously fake thing that nobody thinks it's worth it to address, and just about everything you mentioned, mostly the stuff about someone being stabbed in Nova Scotia without media coverage, Jerry not suffering legal repercussions (because I know Jerry's definition of "self-defense" is extremely flimsy and he would probably have attacked the supposed neo-nazi because of a small slight), alongside the fact that Jerry isn't talking about it more (if he actually stabbed a neo-nazi in public, he'd be gloating about it so fucking much on his account, even to this day) are very well implied. Most people who post here already know his patterns.

Or maybe it's because Jerry says and does so much dumb shit daily that the blog posts you share and the long posts you make get lost in the sea of posts and pages on this thread. If you wanted it brought up though, gratz. It was brought up.

 

[Neil]

What are you- oh alright I'll look it up

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr

i punched a nazi on the last day of school yesterday >:3 the guy was incredibly racist, homophobic, and especially transphobic. hed throw slurs and insults at my friend in class, who so happened to...

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lmao yeah this totally happened Jerry

I think the reason nobody's paying it any mind is because it's such an obviously fake thing that nobody thinks it's worth it to address, and just about everything you mentioned, mostly the stuff about someone being stabbed in Nova Scotia without media coverage, Jerry not suffering legal repercussions (because I know Jerry's definition of "self-defense" is extremely flimsy and he would probably have attacked the supposed neo-nazi because of a small slight), alongside the fact that Jerry isn't talking about it more (if he actually stabbed a neo-nazi in public, he'd be gloating about it so fucking much on his account, even to this day) are very well implied. Most people who post here already know his patterns.

Or maybe it's because Jerry says and does so much dumb shit daily that the blog posts you share and the long posts you make get lost in the sea of posts and pages on this thread. If you wanted it brought up though, gratz. It was brought up.

Of course Jerry would be the type of faggot to brag about carrying a knife around. Probably owns fingerless leather gloves to further RP with.
Life's a giant fanfiction to this man.

 

[InfinityBuster]

pokemon are pets, lets be real here. falling easliy in love with freinds is one thing, but falling inn your with your best pet freind is a whole different story.

lily, we know you have a Beastiality fetish, you dont need to hide it anymore because youve done a bad fucking job at it and we see through this bullshit.



;ets say thisis an elaborate fetish comic in the hidden (pffft) its shit as fetish art even if its for personal consumtion. Fetish comics exist, yes the story is bare bones at worst but the art has to be atleast passable. not good, but goo enough to tell an eye from a teardrop. or skinny noodle arms from a torso.

I wonder if any of Lily's current friends are even familiar with her bestiality art work. Wonder how they'd react.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

I wonder if any of Lily's current friends are even familiar with her bestiality art work. Wonder how they'd react.

You wonder that like she hasn't already introduced them and had them make more for her. Just speculation on my part, but it's convenient she has three fucking artists at her beck and call after falling out with two already. The good Lord only knows what's on her hard drive these days.

 

[Semen Krabs1999]

More crying bout SU

 

[Icarus B. Nezzer]

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"Who... taught Steven pacifism?"
His dad? Or any other human influence in Steven's life? Yeah, gems are most of his family, but humans are most of his friends (at least in the early seasons.) Did Smurfly even WATCH the show?

 

[stick]

I wonder if any of Lily's current friends are even familiar with her bestiality art work. Wonder how they'd react.

i don't think they'd mind too much, particularly the furry friends.

Spoiler: sketchy's art

Spoiler: xain's art

 

[thebananaonion]

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Spoiler: xain's art

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Meh i get the pokemon one but if were talking about true beaetiality, like actuall real life cats or dogs and the sort, not all furries are zoophiles.HOWEVER pretty much every lolcow/kiwifarm 'victims' furries end upo being zoophiles one way oranother. So possibly lily will ask for beastporn from these people. Not just gardevour and butterfree scizzoring, but actuall lily eing butt fucked by a mutt kind of beastiality.

 

[Semen Krabs1999]

i don't think they'd mind too much, particularly the furry friends.

Spoiler: sketchy's art

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Honestly I kinda knew that shetchy was kind of a furry but goddamn.

 

[InfinityBuster]

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Exactly the director also said that Rarijack was a thing in RoF but they never refer to each other as girlfriends before the revelation of “Sunset is bi” I liked to think that maybe in the future they...

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Meh, I have to agree on this one. If you're going to reveal crucial information on a character, do it in the actual show instead of a social media platform.

 

[Campbell-Duo]

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Exactly the director also said that Rarijack was a thing in RoF but they never refer to each other as girlfriends before the revelation of “Sunset is bi” I liked to think that maybe in the future they...

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Meh, I have to agree on this one. If you're going to reveal crucial information on a character, do it in the actual show instead of a social media platform.

its the same reason why blizzard only said solider 76 and tracer were gay in off game comics/stories.

They dont wanna deal with censorship if the show gets banned somewhere, makes it easier to just get that one short story/comic banned.

 

[InfinityBuster]

its the same reason why blizzard only said solider 76 and tracer were gay in off game comics/stories.

They dont wanna deal with censorship if the show gets banned somewhere, makes it easier to just get that one short story/comic banned.

Even off game comics/stories is better than doing it on twitter. At least then the information is revealed in an official property of the franchise.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

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I have a hulu subscription and I'm gonna write a fucking thesis on Steven Universe just to spite lily.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

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I have a hulu subscription and I'm gonna write a fucking thesis on Steven Universe just to spite lily.

Emmens you sly Finn I was just about to post that.
Tbh I hate that Lily is peddling hatred against an absolutist idea based around not hurting anyone. That's just legitimately scummy to me.
Once her audience reads in too far and starts putting words in her mouth, she starts doubling down and saying pacifism is evil because a character in a childrens cartoon refused to kill the bad guy. Not to mention, she hates the strawman version of pacifism that exists in cartoons for children. The point is that children learn to talk things out, learn to see things from
multiple perspectives.
Lily is such a big man talking circles around these morals for children. Fuckin big brain right there. What a bunch of plebs we are.