Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[The Husbando Collector]

I forgot to post this yesterday re: Oktoberfest --

Old people don't have to get with the times when it comes to brand new trends and things like that, if they don't want to. It's like she can't accept that old people who don't care about gender and trans issues exist. Old cishet people exist and they each have their own issues to worry and care about. She seemed offended that old white cishet people want to go to events and enjoy themselves. I forget the term for it but it's definitely extremely childish- thinking that what you think and care about, everyone around you should know and care about too.

It's called narcissism and believing the world revolves around you hun.

 

[JaneThough]

I forgot to post this yesterday re: Oktoberfest --

Old people don't have to get with the times when it comes to brand new trends and things like that, if they don't want to. It's like she can't accept that old people who don't care about gender and trans issues exist. Old cishet people exist and they each have their own issues to worry and care about. She seemed offended that old white cishet people want to go to events and enjoy themselves. I forget the term for it but it's definitely extremely childish- thinking that what you think and care about, everyone around you should know and care about too.

I found it odd that she made a point about being annoyed by the white people there. That's like getting pissed at all the Puerto Ricans at the Puerto Rican Day parade.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Ah, that’s our Steph. So asexual that she gets horny over literally anything. She’s basically in a constant state of arousal judging by her posts. Tragic.

I once said in the Tumblr asexuals thread that asexuals are ironically some of the horniest people I know. Staph certainly helps proving my case.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Aight, so how many of you wanna bet she'll stomp her ass back into a cemetery for Halloween this year and make another post about pigs patrolling to make sure no one vandalizes it and she'll screech about muh ohpressiuon? Or do you think she'll try to break into an abandoned warehouse to summon demons and snap her neck because the decaying floor couldn't support her blubbery body of grease and shit?

 

[omori]

I don’t think she’s gotta worry about cops. The loved ones of the graves she’s putting shit on however...

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Aight, so how many of you wanna bet she'll stomp her ass back into a cemetery for Halloween this year and make another post about pigs patrolling to make sure no one vandalizes it and she'll screech about muh ohpressiuon? Or do you think she'll try to break into an abandoned warehouse to summon demons and snap her neck because the decaying floor couldn't support her blubbery body of grease and shit?

I'll be so disappointed if she doesn't. Also, I would 100% watch Staph live streaming herself summoning demons in abandoned properties. I think she'd either chicken out or shit her pants as soon as she hears a floor creak or whatever

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I'll be so disappointed if she doesn't. Also, I would 100% watch Staph live streaming herself summoning demons in abandoned properties. I think she'd either chicken out or shit her pants as soon as she hears a floor creak or whatever

Steph. Now's the time to prove you are tots a powerful witch to us kiwis or prove us right in that you are larping. Square up thot.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I noticed in the latest posts she's complaining we make fun of her for being incontinent, that's funny because it's like the one thing we don't really take shots at her about. If it's such a sensitive subject then why the fuck would you share that information?

 

[Rock Man]

They're 14 years old, Staph.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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They're 14 years old, Staph.

Or an fbi/some other law enforcement agent/troll pretending to be a kid to catch her being a pedo and exposing her greasy ass. One can only hope.

 

[Bon Bon]

what do you think the com in sitcom stands for

 

[MaoBigDong]

what do you think the com in sitcom stands for

Communistgender

 

[Koresh]

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They're 14 years old, Staph.

I appreciate that Steph's definition of good true and honest news is that they shit on Trump. She couldn't even be able to name one of his policies or stances, she just jumps on the bandwagon like everything else she does. Why did she capitalize Scrubs? It's not an acronym like M*A*S*H.

God bless you though Steph, you husbando loving cross dressing fetishist, blaze on forever in your love of Klinger. Fuck it, just commission someone for a dakimakura of him. It's worth not being able to buy a months worth of pins for a humpable image of him.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

I noticed in the latest posts she's complaining we make fun of her for being incontinent, that's funny because it's like the one thing we don't really take shots at her about. If it's such a sensitive subject then why the fuck would you share that information?

How else will people know she's a super special disabled spoonie

 

[Azafran90]

How else will people know she's a super special disabled spoonie

They can just glance at her and come to that conclussion by themselves...

 

[*Teleports In*]

Staphs been real active on tumblr today. Here’s some highlights:


She commented on a post that was supposed to be a light hearted laugh at problematic things people do like liking villainous characters or whatever the fuck with some tmi shit as well as something which is... wow. She ate some old mans dinner at a nursing home since fatty assumed he didn’t want it... yikes.

She posted this which I felt like while reading this each sentence got wilder and got me closer to blacking out from the sheer... staphness of it all.

Here’s her reeeeing at the idea of someone criticizing a none white country for polluting.

She posted this, and for some reason her eyes look crazed to me.

Here she thinks boomers stare at her for acting masculine when really they probably stare because she acts like a fat freak singing about shitting in the bathroom.

This was a post someone made about how kids on the internet are exposed to fucked up shit way too often, and of course...

...She makes it about her experiences specifically and states that because the Internet didn’t warp her at all (doubt) then all minors must be safe on it and that op is sex work exclusionary? I didn’t know that not wanting 14 year olds to be exposed too much to weird fetish shit was exclusionary of sex workers, but ok. Maybe she thinks these kids might sell nudes like her online and that that’s okay? Since she thinks that’s sex work. If so... yikes. It also gives us some insight as to why she seems to be so ok with talking to minors on tumblr.

 

[JaneThough]

Staphs been real active on tumblr today. Here’s some highlights:

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She commented on a post that was supposed to be a light hearted laugh at problematic things people do like liking villainous characters or whatever the fuck with some tmi shit as well as something which is... wow. She ate some old mans dinner at a nursing home since fatty assumed he didn’t want it... yikes.
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She posted this which I felt like while reading this each sentence got wilder and got me closer to blacking out from the sheer... staphness of it all.
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Here’s her reeeeing at the idea of someone criticizing a none white country for polluting.
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She posted this, and for some reason her eyes look crazed to me.
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Here she thinks boomers stare at her for acting masculine when really they probably stare because she acts like a fat freak singing about shitting in the bathroom.
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This was a post someone made about how kids on the internet are exposed to fucked up shit way too often, and of course...
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...She makes it about her experiences specifically and states that because the Internet didn’t warp her at all (doubt) then all minors must be safe on it and that op is sex work exclusionary? I didn’t know that not wanting 14 year olds to be exposed too much to weird fetish shit was exclusionary of sex workers, but ok. Maybe she thinks these kids might sell nudes like her online and that that’s okay? Since she thinks that’s sex work. If so... yikes. It also gives us some insight as to why she seems to be so ok with talking to minors on tumblr.

Anyone else really unsettled that she considers people cautioning children to avoid oversexualized places on the internet is SWERF rhetoric? Should 15 yr olds be sex workers, Staph?

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Anyone else really unsettled that she considers people cautioning children to avoid oversexualized places on the internet is SWERF rhetoric? Should 15 yr olds be sex workers, Staph?

Obviously it's 15 year olds taking control of their lives! Dirty SWERF.

This was a post someone made about how kids on the internet are exposed to fucked up shit way too often, and of course...

This makes me honest to God MOTI. Things change, Sapphire, and just because you're stuck in 2003 doesn't mean the people around you are. The internet has made it easier to expose children to terrible things, and just because that those things make you horny doesn't mean it should be in any way acceptable. I'm biased due to my own personal experiences, but wow. Fuck you, Sapphire. Good to know you support children selling nudes on Tumblr because that's so totally woke!

 

[Meowzers]

i think that post about not fucking steve jobs' ghost should go in the introduction post. it's just pure, 100% undiluted staphhire content. it's beautiful. this is what i want more from her.

 

[cogsworth]

Hi, Stephanie! Welcome back to the Farms. Halloween is coming up, don't you need to be getting into shape to waddle out of the graveyard crying again when the cops do their rounds?