Most Autistic Primate - inb4 Man

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Well?

  • Baboons

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Chimps &/or Bonobos

    Votes: 17 44.7%
  • Orangutans

    Votes: 2 5.3%
  • Marmosets

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Gorillas

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • White-faced Capuchin

    Votes: 3 7.9%
  • Howler Monkey

    Votes: 6 15.8%
  • Hoolock Gibbon

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Total voters
    38
Travis the chimp started mauling that woman because she had a new hairstyle and was holding one of his toys. Autists hate change, and don't like their things moved around or touched, so I'll vote for chimps as well.
 
australian abos

Chimps are the only animals (aside from humans) who are known to kill other animals for lulz.
not true, my cat kills random critters all the time even though she has no intention of eating them. slowworms, lizards, shrews, once she even got a dragonfly. the only prey she actually eats are mice, rats and birds, everything else she just tortures and kills for fun
 
australian abos


not true, my cat kills random critters all the time even though she has no intention of eating them. slowworms, lizards, shrews, once she even got a dragonfly. the only prey she actually eats are mice, rats and birds, everything else she just tortures and kills for fun

no, that "tortured" mouse is just a work out partner. Cats constantly need to hone their asshole ... hunting skills, besides they are going to bring that dead bird into your bed for you to eat.

Chimps enjoy killing, can kill in revenge, can enjoy to inflict suffering. What about dolphins? Those fuckers are rape machines!
 
I think answer is rather obvious

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Slap honkey on that list so I can vote.
Travis the chimp started mauling that woman because she had a new hairstyle and was holding one of his toys.
it was a present she’d bought for him, and she was holding it in front of her face, so he didn’t recognize her and percieved her as a threat.
 
Plz to be separating Bonobos and Chimpanzees.

They are actually far enough apart to be 2 different species, Chimps are Pan Troglodytes, Bonobos are Pan Paniscus.

More important is how they act. Bonobos are the Kiwis of the Great Ape kingdom, Chimps are the autistic Lolcows.
 
Had to go with Orangutans because their worthless, lazy evolutionary dead ends.
 
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