DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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If Phil won any amount of money commonly considered to be a fortune he would quit streaming immediately and we would never hear from him so long as the well wasn't dry.
D$P's entire life for over a decade has been structured around his YT videos. He calls YT a mere archive of his streams, but performs dedicated intros for these videos often repeating what he had just said on the stream. Streaming is a major component in the making of his videos in that the chat is his On-demand FAQ. Additionally, I am of the opinion that D$P has come to derive his self worth from said YT vids as well as his daily streams. Contributions can be normal or even higher than normal, but if the audience numbers are low he's make mention that "stream attendance was low." D$P needs there to be a certain number of people out there watching his content. He won't stop streaming. He needs the validation of knowing he has 'fans'. He's like that person you may know that collects Facebook friends because they need to have a higher number than their other friends.
Phil just described his helicopter parts job:

"They wanted you to get all your work done, but wouldn't let you have overtime, which is illegal. And they gave me a shit ton of work to do all the time. If I hadn't done all the work in 40 hours I wasn't allowed to finish it with overtime, which is bullshit. In the end they gave me a laptop and said: "Oh... here's a laptop, you can finish your work from home." So that's what I did, I'd come home and work for more hours on the laptop. Even when I was sick and couldn't come in to work, I'd spend all day working on the laptop at home.

If I didn't go to work or do a whole day of work there, the place would have completely collapsed and fallen apart."

He was a CSR. He was basically the person behind the counter at AutoZone. What other work would they have given him? He had to be there by the phone to answer it. What work could he have done at home? Did they forward the company service line to his condo after hours? He wants us to believe he worked while he was sick? The guy who is completely incapacitated by a cold for a week?
It's quite fascinating how, taking DSP at his word, he is constantly overdrawing his bank account to pay bills and neither Kat nor his parents seem to give a fuck.

You might think that would be their #1 priority instead of buying Kat an exercise bike for her birthday or getting Halloween decorations.
This exactly. Mrs. D$P may not care. I don't see her having that much of a vested interest in his financial situation other than maintaining her new standard of living for a couple of years so she can then divorce him and take him to the cleaners. His parents, on the other hand, would be another story. This said, I don't believe for a second that his account is overdrawn every month. He has been consistently growing on Twitch: Tips Aug 2017 $1180, Aug 2018 $3049, Aug 2019 $5327. His Twitch sub numbers keep growing and by way of this attract new eyes to his streams. Twitch sub goals are now 600+. J2k put him on the scent of bringing in thousands more a month via his $100/stream daily tip goal ($100x2)x6=$1,200 a week/ $4,800 a month in tips alone. This doesn't count the streams he exceeds the $100 goal or those given offline. Listening to what he said during the Quartering interview, it is my contention that he is pushing hard for funds in order to pay down ALL his debt ( including mortgages ) as fast as possible. The ConnDough might be underwater, but the WahKhando is worth close to double what he bought it for. He then would then be in a position to sell one or both properties:
20 Sept, 2019 "
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five years from now who knows
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may be where I live in five years "

He's been repeatedly bringng up Texas with it's lack of a personal income tax, lower cost of living AND lower business taxes.
So i heard he will name that fucking decoration! after the stupidest paypig?From now, every prep he introduces to the stream will be named after a competition is held. Goddamn. Begging will never stop.
A stream viewer asked about that. D$P obviously thought this to be a grand idea. He decided, however, that this could be more profitable if done on a stream with more people in attendance. Thus, while he had people in the chat right then willing to spend money to name a wax decoration he went for door number two. Akin to Aesop's Dog, D$P may well have dropped the bone he had for what he sees as being a bigger one during his upcoming PUBG stream.
 
If I remember from years and years ago, his dad was somewhat important within the company and when he took an early retirement they sacked phill within days.
Can't find the source or verify this so take with a grain of salt, but I remember something like that popped up back in 2012-2013.
Same rumor also stated he was extremely asocial to others who worked there.

Bottom line is he was there cause of his dad and nothing else.

IIRC his dad kept working there after Phil was shitcanned until the company went belly up.
 
IIRC his dad kept working there after Phil was shitcanned until the company went belly up.
Yes, according to lore, Phil's dad worked at Skiorsky for a few years after Phil was fired, up until the plant liquidated. His dad had worked there more than 30 years.

Phil, did Skiorsky hire you because of your dad? Well, they might have know my dad worked there, but they didn't hire me because my dad worked there... Bitch, please. Your dad worked there 30 years. He went from sweeping the floor to being the supervisor. If you worked at Skiorsky you probably knew who Dave Burrell was. Dave's idiot son only got a job because of his history with the company.

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As far as Phil's mom.

There is little video evidence. From what we have though, she is rêtarded. There is one video where we hear her explaining cats to Panda. She allegedly chain smokes and doesn't work. They lived in a 1950's mentality in the 80's and 90's.

Phil and his mom share a special bond. When he had no significant other, she would take him shopping. She did his laundry. She took care of him well into his 30's.

Who had to fix Phil's blinds? Who cleaned the garage? Who painted the walls? Phil's parents.

Phil's childhood home was very racist. This is evidenced in how Phil acts as well as his stories of how it's okay because people around him act the same. Who else is he around? His parents and kids at the arcade. He's obviously better than the kids at the arcade.
 
Yes, according to lore, Phil's dad worked at Skiorsky for a few years after Phil was fired, up until the plant liquidated. His dad had worked there more than 30 years.

Phil, did Skiorsky hire you because of your dad? Well, they might have know my dad worked there, but they didn't hire me because my dad worked there... Bitch, please. Your dad worked there 30 years. He went from sweeping the floor to being the supervisor. If you worked at Skiorsky you probably knew who Dave Burrell was. Dave's idiot son only got a job because of his history with the company.
Thanks for clearing that up.

Let it be known that big boy Phill is so inept that not even nepotism could save him.
 
His parents and kids at the arcade. He's obviously better than the kids at the arcade.
Speaking of arcades

In one of Tevin's latest streams, he kept mocking Phil for getting mad at someone in the chat for pointing out that him and Khat (the wife) went to the arcade even though he bitches about not having money and Phil kept denying that he went to the arcade

I can't find the original clip since I don't fully watch all of Tevin's streams, but the way he told about it was fucking hilarious
 
My amateur assessment of Phil's upbringing is Mr Burnell initially had pride and optimism that his first born son would amount so something of substance in this world. That he would be an assertive, confident, competent man one day who would become the head of his own household and family.
What became evident very early on, whether due to nature or nurture (maternal genetic defect or Mrs Burnell spoiling Phil), was this kid was the exact opposite of what Mr Burnell hoped for in a son.
I'm absolutely certain he tried discipline, positive reinforcement, leading him down the right path, but this kid was having none of it. He wanted everything his way, right now, or he would cry and scream in a flailing tantrum on the ground.
Eventually Phil's dad saw him as a lost cause, poisoning his desire for more children and figuring he would rather not infect the world with any more entities of Phil's ilk. He was mostly withdrawn for the majority of Phil's upbringing, leaving that to his manic depressive manipulative wife.
And we see now the end result.

TL;DR Phil's dad wanted an upstanding son and ended up with a pussy bitch.
 
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He's doing an improvised Q&A segment again after finishing Unitled Goose Game 20 minutes before the end of the stream, and lol, he just said he asked both Kat and his parents about dyeing his "beard". :story:

According to DSP, Kat said she likes it natural and his parents said he'd better shave it off completely instead of dyeing it.

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-EDIT- And in other news:

The official Drunken Peasants Twitter account just tweeted a gif of DSP's O-face at him:

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If you don't know the lore to why this is worth mentioning, read this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2019-marchs-podcast-appearance.53495/
 
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