Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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toilet_rainbow said:
I don't know what mental processes they had, but from what I've read like the rooting they did they barely had any, if at all, functioning. They shouldn't have lived as long as they did. What little they did feel was likely pain. Imagine living in agony while being dressed up for photoshoots like baby dolls. The way Gwen used them while neglecting her son was revolting. Although, in a way, Cal won in that department. I wouldn't want Gwen's attention whether or not she was my mother. I hope he cuts her off, but that's optimistic.
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I hope he does, I've read stories about kids that grew up in toxic homes like his and severs any and all ties with them. Let's hope cal does that and his gf tells gwen that 44 magnums are a fancy looking hair dryer that she should use.
 
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LetThemEatCake said:
Yeah, Gwen is a fucking horrorcow of epic proportions, like something out of a Stephen King novel, with that mad-eyed, Kathy Bates in Misery level of diabolical purpose to her.
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I was thinking more like Lovecraft's or Junji Ito's horrors with her spitting in the face of what we consider natural and good.
 
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I can't even imagine what it would be like, trapped in a potato mind. Would you be aware, and completely unable to even express distress? Or would you be barely there, with a vague sense that something is deeply wrong?

Either way, it's not living.
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Let’s not cancel The Hartley Halloween Spectacular over this inconvenience just yet. I have a crazy idea I’m gonna float Gwen over DMs. But it’s just crazy enough to work..
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LogicBeetch said:
That was my first thought, as well. I was thinking how we'll see a "I had to return her sweet little costume post.", then I had the realization that she might do the "celebration of life" on Halloween and just bury her in it. I'm not putting money against that.
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That's assuming they can get the tater's body in a condition fit for viewing at the wake.
 
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Read this entire thread up until a few weeks before the first one died (honestly I was too grossed out to continue but never got to read why the first potato sprouted. I'm guessing it's the same as this one? Viruses?

Either way. Glad they are at peace. And not taking up valuable medical equipment and personnel that are needed for actual sentient people.
 
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So ends the story of the goblin twins

That once left behind a trail of shitty diapers and forced grins

Once ago they fueled a whore's martyr ego

But now that they have passed that shall be a story from long ago

They endured years and years of hell

From being paraded around like a flag

in their fleshy shells

All because of a vile, soulless, vain hag

But alas God has finally smiled upon thee lola

and bellowed from the heavens 'No longer shall you live anymor'a!'

So the tater died during October

Just before the annual Samhain parade of Horror

Leaving behind a panicking Goblin Breeder

That realized that her attention train has screeched and toppled over

Now the kiwi crusaders lie in wait

For the wretched Shub Gwenithoth's fate
 
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