Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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Strawberry Pocky said:
How strangely....ironic? Poetic? Coincidental? it might possibly be if Lola dies just before Halloween, considering that Claire snuffed it right before Christmas.

Gwen tortured and used and exploited the hell out of these little lumps of flesh, but never more than on flashy commercial holidays. How utterly heartwrenching for her this could potentially end up being.
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Oh. Um. Wow.
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Damn......sometimes we don't even know if its better to have been right.
F in the chat for Lola, lads.
 
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No more hideous dress up sessions. No more taking these projectile vomiting shit demons to restaurants to horrify normal people. No more virus farming sessions taking them out to public gatherings for no fucking reason at all.

Fuck you, Gwen, your tools for attention whoring are dead and at rest. Fade back into oblivion where you belong.
 
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Titty Figurine said:
Holy shit. It feels like the end of an era. All of the early fuck-ups I came for are... Concluded. Jahi's really dead, the Schofields are silenced, and the potatoes are finally mashed.
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yeah well, that's just great for you but what us who are waiting for Onision to be jailed, DSP to explode and Chris chan to be committed, huh? What about that? :whineyface:

RIP Lola and stfu now Gwen.
 
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Long time lurker, made an account just to say good riddance. I don’t think Gwen will adopt like everyone has said for the past 100 pages. A real disabled child who isn’t a potato would require real work and real emotions. If Gwen tried to dress up an adoptee and parade them around, I’m sure her blind following would be all for the ass kissing but the rest of the world would definitely start questioning her like they started to do when the last potato started getting visibly close to death.

Then again, I’m sure she’d try to turn it around to what a good mom she is and how Claire and Lola would want her to move on and be strong. And then I’m willing to bet another disabled child would get the Cal-treatment and sideline to the two dead potatoes. Any minor success would be credited to the Potato Spirits.
 
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Twolegstillmidnight said:
Long time lurker, made an account just to say good riddance. I don’t think Gwen will adopt like everyone has said for the past 100 pages. A real disabled child who isn’t a potato would require real work and real emotions. If Gwen tried to dress up an adoptee and parade them around, I’m sure her blind following would be all for the ass kissing but the rest of the world would definitely start questioning her like they started to do when the last potato started getting visibly close to death.

Then again, I’m sure she’d try to turn it around to what a good mom she is and how Claire and Lola would want her to move on and be strong. And then I’m willing to bet another disabled child would get the Cal-treatment and sideline to the two dead potatoes. Any minor success would be credited to the Potato Spirits.
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Plus it would be hard for her to find such brainless, supremely deformed potato like the ones she had. She has to be in control. With pocket size potato in tow.
 
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I was one of the death poll winners!

The Star Wars Halloween local news spectacular was the very last for both Holligans. Expect Gwen to dwell on that.

Gwen is going to have to figure out what to do with her life now. Up until the past twenty five years both Hookigans would have been brief, tragic footnotes to her life, maybe taking up two years at the most between the both of them. But with modern technology Gwen wasted seventeen years caring for potatoes. I do wonder how she will cope with no longer being a constant caretaker and martyr mom. Almost her entire adult identity has been as a potato mom.
 
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LetThemEatCake said:
My money is now on Gwen pressuring Cal to begin Potato: The Next Generation.

The chances he carries the same recessive as both his parents is high, right? Any woman even considering having kids with him ought to exposed to a series of Claire n' Lola pics and vids, Clockwork Orange style, if she gets any romantic ideas abour rolling the dice without a full genetic breakdown of her own to see what Lovecraftian horrors they are likely to make together.

Personally, if they were to marry, I'd get them a gift certifcate to the nearest abortion clinc. They're likely to need it.
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Someone should set up a trust to make sure Cal has access to the best DNA assays money can buy. Then maybe he can prevent this horrifying genetic mutation from spreading to his kids.
 
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