Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Casta Spersions]

I may have posted my gloat in the amberlynn forum accidentally, but I was one of the 74 who guessed correctly. Too bad I can't figure out how to post properly. RIP stinky L. I hope you are in a better place.

 

[Helium]

Now it's time to sterilize Gwen so she can't bring forth more attention generators.

God forbid another potato gets sown in her patch.

 

[Moonpie]

RIP Lola. Here's a scientific poster I just found describing the spuds, if you want to know what their deal was:

Expanding the Phenotype of Asparagine Synthetase Deficiency | ACMG Annual Clinical Genetics Meeting 2017

epostersonline.com

This really gives clarity to their true spudness.
Good grief all those problems because of two people who shouldn't have bred.

Failure to thrive was something Gwen never accepted when in fact she was starving them. Especially Lola spud.

This was interesting.

 

[Mason Verger]

God forbid another potato gets sown in her patch.

She’s in her mid to late 40s, so I’m hoping her ovaries are nearly as dead as the girls.


I’m trying to imagine how much support she’s retain if she had ANOTHER lemon head. Then I remembered mommy blogger fans are even crazier than the mommy bloggers.

 

[OrsonZedd]

Poor fucking kids. Rest in peace little one

 

[Meddle92]

So relieved mrs pockey is dead and can now cease terrorizing the village people.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Prayers for the children. Whatever soul was trapped in there, God have mercy upon her.

The Lord bless you
and keep you;
the Lord make his face shine on you
and be gracious to you;
the Lord turn his face toward you
and give you peace.

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

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This really gives clarity to their true spudness.
Good grief all those problems because of two people who shouldn't have bred.

Failure to thrive was something Gwen never accepted when in fact she was starving them. Especially Lola spud.

This was interesting.

Is this the same one that said something along the lines of “mother says Patient A has taken first steps and can verbalize some including “no.” Patient A is nonverbal, immobile, & nonresponsive.”

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

"Totally grieving, unforeseeable and unavoidable tragedy, Nothing can ease our PTSD. . . .Couple of pity bucks might help dry our tears over poor, departed space-monkey potato intellect"

 

[Meddle92]

“She was the strongest person i ever knew” potato literally drops dead from ghe common cold in its first year of being a teenager....

 

[Moonpie]

Is this the same one that said something along the lines of “mother says Patient A has taken first steps and can verbalize some including “no.” Patient A is nonverbal, immobile, & nonresponsive.”

Yep sure is. Claire also had a brain scan at birth and Lola didn't.

 

[KrewlKween]

Honestly I'm happy, like thrilled these kids are finally done with having their early death interrupted. RIP Lola I'm sorry it took so long. Optimistic this is it for Gwen and she doesn't attempt to breed any more OR adopt a normal child. Any guesses what's next to keep the gravy train flowing?

 

[Cable 7]

Ah man.. this has been Lola’s existence since Monday. All hooked up and masked like a soviet space monkey. Fuck you, Gwen. You wouldn’t do that to a dog, but you’d do this to your daughter:
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DARKNESS. IMPRISONING ME.

ALL I SEE. ABSOLUTE HORROR.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Ah man.. this has been Lola’s existence since Monday. All hooked up and masked like a soviet space monkey. Fuck you, Gwen. You wouldn’t do that to a dog, but you’d do this to your daughter:
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Laika the Space Dog had way more going on in his doomed head (poor Laika, he died nastily) than the potatoes ever did and contributed more to science.

If Gwen had allowed the girls' brains to be scanned as they grew she could have have made some sense of their pathetic existences by at least conributing something back to medical science that may have helped future potatoes live better. I hope the doctors learned something from studying them when they could, but it seems Gwen actively resisted the most benign type of contact in favour of woo-woo and prayer.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE! POOR, POOR GIRL!

 

[AnOminous]

“She was the strongest person i ever knew” potato literally drops dead from ghe common cold in its first year of being a teenager....

The sassiest of teenagers.

 

[Moonpie]

Gwennie bitch outright lied. Claire could not push off in a walker and make a sound like "no" delusional skank.

Also relays what little brain matter Claire had.

 

[TokiBun]

I came about this thread a day ago and was wondering if Lola would ever kick the bucket. I'm glad she isn't suffering anymore. I hope Gwen suffers a lot for being a selfish cunt.

 

[Deadpool]

So what do we get for winning the deadpool poll?

e: proof i am very smart (or that I have eyes and a bigger brain than a hooligan. It's not a high bar)
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I used to really respect you as a poster, but finding out you use light theme means I'll never look at your posts the same way again...

 

[Meddle92]

Yeah, if there's anything to Buddhist ideas of karma and reincarnation, let's hope Lola levels up to something more sentient or useful in her next life - a dung beetle, some whale plankton or maybe even an honest to goodness real potato plant!

Oh god this thread is going to kill me