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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
I'm not going to give you the pleasure of deconstructing every little thing that I say and twisting it to fit your agendas. I've noticed that many of you are on this site for much of the day. Do you people really have nothing better to do with your lives? Why can't I get it through your skulls to leave me the fuck alone?
Uh, I have a job, hobbies, & friends I talk to on a daily basis. I'm active in my community. Despite, you know, still living in a psychiatric facility. Just sayin'.
 
Connor we are not all trying to attack you, but we give you help and you don't thank us or even use that suggestion. So you whine and whine people are picking on you, when really they aren't, it's just that you are so into being a victim and everything is everybody elses fault that you don't see the truth.

How many times have you said you were going to do a resume and then not? Hoow many times have we told you to get help for your story? How many times do people ahve to tell, before you get it into your thick and tiny mind that all we want to do is help you?
 
Connor we are not all trying to attack you, but we give you help and you don't thank us or even use that suggestion. So you whine and whine people are picking on you, when really they aren't, it's just that you are so into being a victim and everything is everybody elses fault that you don't see the truth.

How many times have you said you were going to do a resume and then not? Hoow many times have we told you to get help for your story? How many times do people ahve to tell, before you get it into your thick and tiny mind that all we want to do is help you?
You don't want to help me at all. You want to see me burn.
 
I'm trying to put an end to this crisis that I've started. I fail to see the point of providing you "proof" that I've changed substantially when it will inevitable exploited for laughs.

You know why we luls at you?
You claim to change every other day, dude. When we express skepticism, you throw a fucking TANTRUM and freak the fuck out, immediately following into your old ways.
If you literally cannot take ANY SINGLE PERSON asking you questions about your work, what youve said (lol good luck being famous with the digital trail you've led) or things you've openly admitted to doing, you should probably just shove your head in the dirt.
 
I'm trying to put an end to this crisis that I've started. I fail to see the point of providing you "proof" that I've changed substantially when it will inevitable exploited for laughs.
If you're so butthurt, stop coming here to post. It would have ended if you did that a long time ago. You're clearly a whiny attention whore.
 
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I'm not going to give you the pleasure of deconstructing every little thing that I say and twisting it to fit your agendas. I've noticed that many of you are on this site for much of the day. Do you people really have nothing better to do with your lives? Why can't I get it through your skulls to leave me the fuck alone?
If you were able to notice this, then doesn't that mean YOU were on this website for much of the day a lot, which implies that YOU aren't doing anything with your life?
 
You don't want to help me at all. You want to see me burn.

If I wanted to see you burn then I would be calling you all the names I call Holden, but I'm not. I'm simply trying to get across to you that the world isn't perfect, but you do the best you can.

But I'm just fed up with you instantly whining and saying I am attacking you, when I'm not.
 
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