Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Spooniest spoon]

Sarah-Jean is grasping at straws and making a big deal out of being "normal people sick". She's got a common cold, and has made four videos about it - not watching. (

She also complained about her common cold on instagram, where she says her doctor was amazed she survived several days with a COMMON COLD before coming to see him. wow The way she vomits out words is like bad SEO.
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Despite tagging POTS, Dysautonomia, panic attacks, and syncope in the post, this exceptional fool went and had an energy drink and is now freaking the fuck out because of what energy drinks can do to a person who's playing very sick with many pretend severe chronic illnesses. Could it just be a reaction to all the meds she's been taking for her common cold? No, she must be dying.
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She spelled tremors as "trimmers". Her stupidity continues to amaze me.

Edit: formatted it like a dick, my bad

 

[Free Pancakes]

Do we know if she's on SSRIs? Combining those and NyQuil can fuck you up if you take enough. Can even give you "trimmers" in some cases.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

View attachment 972755Which one of you assholes made me shoot soda out my nose?

Best comment lol. Also the Ted Bundy love hearts tshirt come on, so much worse than the serial killer dress because at least it cam pass as 'I'm a bad ass ' this is just uwu serial killers. What a sperg

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

i also see david berkowitz ( son of sam killer), the zodiac killer, the btk ( bind, torture kill) killer,

Wow, i am just appalled that this is what passes as fashion these days. What an utterly repulsive twit to wear something like that.

Slight sperg.. As a kid mom bought us lots of encyclopedias and book collections. One of those was a crime and punishment one featuring the moor murders. In all my years of true crime research myra and her lover stand out as so sadistically evil because they targeted children and enjoyed kidnapping , torturing , raping, killing and even recording some of it to enjoy listening to it later.


Ooh, thats right. Bundy did use a faked injury to approach women to make them think he was harmless. I think he faked a broken arm and stuff like that.injury

Another fascinating munchie/killer combo is Patricia Taylor Allanson who created a veritable shitstorm of lies, victimization, poisoning others, drugging others, trying to kill a man so she could frame him for her crimes, drugging and robbing elderly people while posing as a nurse, faking heart issues and fake fainting, real septic issues due to digging infected instruments in deep unhealing wounds, beating herself with pans to create bruises to stage a fake attack on herself, etc. Well, you get the picture.... She was a real doozie. An OG munchie to be sure.

Pat Allanson: The Deadly Magnolia

She may have been born poor, but Pat Allanson didn't intend to die that way, even if it meant murdering her in-laws and others to get there.

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I’m suddenly remembering a whole bunch of Munchausen by proxy serial killers who basically moonlit as standard munchies. I’m pretty sure most famous “Angel of Mercy” type killers fall into this, at least slightly. Like Harold Shipman used to prescribe himself morphine/heroine.

I’m not Barfie, I should stop sperging about murderers. But yeah, tl;dr, by proxy killers seem to start out as munchies, just sayin’.

 

[Spooniest spoon]

Slightly off topic but I don't think all angels of mercy are MBP. A lot of those killers aren't doing it for asspats.

That said there is Richard Angelo, a nurse who injected patients with drugs in order to make himself look like a hero to everybody and get attention from their families when he saved their lives.

Time to get his face put up on a t-shirt for our munchies.

Edit: upset the filter with typos

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Slightly off topic but I don't think all angels of mercy are MBP. A lot of those killers aren't doing it for asspats.

That said there is Richard Angelo, a nurse who injected patients with drugs in order to make himself look like a hero to everybody and get attention from their families when he saved their lives.

Time to get his face put up on a t-shirt for our munchies.

Edit: upset the filter with typos

He's actually come up before, I think this was about Dani wanting to become a child psychologist.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/muncha...rers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-4810013

 

[simulated goat]

The serial killer fad among munchies (and a few fatties, think Chintal) makes me lol. Are you so hard up for human connection that being tortured by the Moors Murderers or suffocated by Ted Bundy would be an experience to be sought out? Fuck you, I've known people that ran from freaks like that and saved both their skins and the future recording of their victim status on truecrimeweb. No fucking serial killer wants you anyway, and it just makes you look all the more desperate.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Unless Barfiedoll starts claiming she's fucking the ghost of Ted Bundy like Staph and her ghost harem, her fangirling is just sad.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Unless Barfiedoll starts claiming she's fucking the ghost of Ted Bundy like Staph and her ghost harem, her fangirling is just sad.

I didn't know I needed this but wow, I need this. She's definitely delusional enough.

 

[large_farva]

Sarah-Jean is making friends everywhere she goes, not only did she decide to get on a plane with this severe cold, she delayed the flight because she's an attention-seeking munchie.


Why does everything she writes sound like a bot? Seems super excited to go the ER. *sparkly heart*

Makes no sense, but we get it.. sure.


I bet she really loved that. Can't wait for the vlog.

 

[Maxie]

SJ has another video on what medical stuff she packs for her trip yawn

TRAVEL SURVIVAL KIT + MEDICAL LUGGAGE (10.16.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

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Basically she starts with low key begging for a heating pad since she can't afford one but can afford to get her nails done.

Packs all her meds in a checked bag, nothing could go wrong there with lost luggage or anything. She keeps the bag set set up all the time including her meds. Not that meds can change or anything over time...or expire.

Or you know get moisture in them being out of a pharmacy bottle, which she freaks out about on IG. OMG my pills are falling apart I don't know why. You can sort of see the orange pills flaking in the screen pic from the video. She is showing her rock like IQ once again.


She refuses to take her knee braces because they take up too much room even though traveling makes her knees hurt more. Most people who actually need knee braces wear them. You know what else would help with you sooooper special PFS problem SJ? Not squatting down for pics like you posted on your power of 10 IG from your last trip.


What is it with all these girls with POTS and either EDS, or in SJ case, PFS squatting for pics? It's almost like they are normal or something.

Large_Fava grabbed her sooooper serious saline infusion emergency pics already, thanks especially since my phone cut part of them off . I guess changing her line in the bathroom didn't get her enough attention last time. Why the fuck does she have to run the infusion while on the plane except for attention? Guess it would clash with her bar hopping look once she gets there. Or run it in her sleep. It's not like it has to be given at a certain time, it's fucking salt water.


Now onto SOS. I watched part of her live last night. Still in the hospital, getting TPN. Supposedly has corrected tube now, a combination mickey peg/J. Down to 93 pounds. But isn't she still in the time frame to be losing baby weight and seeing changes from stopping breast feeding? Who knows with her. Complaining that her wrist hurt because she isn't using her splints at night. You know you could have your giraffe necked husband bring them in for you since you have taken up residency at the hospital. She did show her TPN on the video.



Maybe her and Anelise should get a room together. Can you imagine the poor nurses?

Anelise is apparently getting a super special type of tube, hopefully one she can't fuck with as much. Still can't figure out why it would take so long to get it. We have things like overnight delivery.



Doesn't appear to think her low bmi is an issue


Any insights on this hospital? Hospital shopping or are they threatening an inpatient ED program far enough away from home?



Eta anelise info

 

[Punkinsplice]

Wrist splints would be more necessary if she was actually using her hands and wrists during the day. What would make her wrists hurt while laying in a hospital bed? Wait, is she typing up novel length complaint forms against the hopital? Or maybe she needs them to spice up her hospital sefies. Also, her neck is wide for 93 lbs.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

Wrist splints would be more necessary if she was actually using her hands and wrists during the day. What would make her wrists hurt while laying in a hospital bed? Wait, is she typing up novel length complaint forms against the hopital? Or maybe she needs them to spice up her hospital sefies. Also, her neck is wide for 93 lbs.

She looks really fucking healthy as does her hair for being 93 lbs. Most women at that weight start looking skeletal and their hair starts looking badly. Yet somehow her cheeks still look pretty full. It;s amazing.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Wrist splints would be more necessary if she was actually using her hands and wrists during the day. What would make her wrists hurt while laying in a hospital bed? Wait, is she typing up novel length complaint forms against the hopital? Or maybe she needs them to spice up her hospital sefies. Also, her neck is wide for 93 lbs.

Maybe she caught SJ's handy hurty syndrome.
Did she even say what kind of splints they are? There's different kinds, ones that allow you to use your hands while you have them on and ones that are molded to fit your wrist and hand. The first type are the ones you see people wearing for carpal tunnel but you can just buy them yourself and not really necessary unless you're using your hands and wrists, so probably not needed for a hospital stay. The second ones are to stop clawing from swelling, they are made to fit and you can't use your hands at all wearing them.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Maybe she caught SJ's handy hurty syndrome.
Did she even say what kind of splints they are? There's different kinds, ones that allow you to use your hands while you have them on and ones that are molded to fit your wrist and hand. The first type are the ones you see people wearing for carpal tunnel but you can just buy them yourself and not really necessary unless you're using your hands and wrists, so probably not needed for a hospital stay. The second ones are to stop clawing from swelling, they are made to fit and you can't use your hands at all wearing them.

I think the hard ones are called a thumb spica? But yes, they are special order and are for night wear only. I don't know which disorder she has them for, but I would think all of the rest she is getting would prevent the pain from being that bad. She has been in the hospital for a while, so I wonder why she hasn't requested them before? With her wasting away and all, they may not fit anymore!

 

[IFnative]

Wrist splints would be more necessary if she was actually using her hands and wrists during the day.

Holding her phone and typing on it all day, every day as she does could definitely cause some kind of pain or damage to her hands. That's one thing that she may actually have, and it's all self-caused. Put your phone down, SoS!

 

[Maxie]

SOS said she needed the splints to wear at night to keep from hyperextending her wrist in her sleep.

Eta typo fix

 

[Punkinsplice]

SOS said she needed the splints to wear at night to keep from hypertending her wrist in her sleep.

No. Don't buy that BS, lol. I'm too new to be PLing, but nope, that is just not a thing. I should clarify that the night splints are used to treat injuries (repetitive and acute types), and they hold joints in a neutral position. I guess she could have bought something to use for her own purpose, but I doubt she was prescribed one for that.
Edit to clarify

 

[Ms.bojangles]

She looks really fucking healthy as does her hair for being 93 lbs. Most women at that weight start looking skeletal and their hair starts looking badly. Yet somehow her cheeks still look pretty full. It;s amazing.

Wrist splints would be more necessary if she was actually using her hands and wrists during the day. What would make her wrists hurt while laying in a hospital bed? Wait, is she typing up novel length complaint forms against the hopital? Or maybe she needs them to spice up her hospital sefies. Also, her neck is wide for 93 lbs.

Just for comparassons sake. Let's look at SOS before kids

And after kids during her current hospital stay where she's "severely under weight" and continuously losing weight.

Second photo she is obviously chubbier than she used to be from the weight she has gained through her child births as well as a lessened metabolism from having kids. Now don't take this to me saying she is fat, as she isn't but you can see her metabolism used to be very high and she had no issue staying small.
Back then you can still not see collarbone so she was nowhere near underweight but there's more definition to her neck, her legs are on the smaller side, and her facial features are much more defined when compared to the recent photo showing she had less fat on her face. Then we look at the recent picture where she's claiming to be dying from not eating. Her neck is very supple, very little definition. Her face is slightly chubby around the cheekbones and she has a glow about her and you can't see her legs or midsection well because of the gown, but from the baby on her hip you can tell it's not quite back to the before picture either. I think her weight loss if any has been from breastfeeding two children after child birth. She was eating enough before to keep up milk production so she wasn't starving or malnourished. Plus, she is no where near underweight in these photos. Her claims of being 93 lbs??? Probably the most ridiculous. Unless she happens to only be 5ft tall.

 

[Toohottotrot]

I think the hard ones are called a thumb spica? But yes, they are special order and are for night wear only. I don't know which disorder she has them for, but I would think all of the rest she is getting would prevent the pain from being that bad. She has been in the hospital for a while, so I wonder why she hasn't requested them before? With her wasting away and all, they may not fit anymore!

Thumb spica’s can be custom made or Off the shelf/internet they don’t do a lot but hands are weird in not doing anything with them can cause pain but maybe she only uses them when it’s super bad or whatever. There are people who get carpal tunnel issues from how they hold blankets while they sleep