Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

His smile is always fake. The eyes and rest of his face don't react like they would for a genue smile.
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IMO he passes at first glance. He looks like a fat Arab girl who's maybe about 17 and just got the short end of the genetics stick, but when you actually examine his body and features you can tell something's not right. I think the fact that everyone knows he's not a woman doesn't help him. Simply because of his "celebrity" status, he will never pass and nobody will ever think he's a woman. Even if he makes it past his 20s and the fame somehow dies down, people will still look at him and think, "Isn't that the kid tranny with the frankenvagina?" It's no wonder that even the least-passable troons try to hide their past and deadnames and shit. Once everyone knows you're a troon, you'll always be a troon, not a beautiful and elegant cis woman.
 
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Jamila said:
Once everyone knows you're a troon, you'll always be a troon, not a beautiful and elegant cis woman.
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Any compliment he gets are automatically and implicitly qualified. Anything complimentary someone says might as well be immediately followed by "for a tranny" and is probably said for woke points and not out of sincerity.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's Harvard. You major in Harvard.

It's a foregone conclusion that if he had actually been admitted there and gone there they would have made up some fake bullshit to ensure he passed.
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Going back to the Harvard thing for a second, didn't they do MKULTRA stuff there at one point?
 
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Yes, but they did MKULTRA stuff at many colleges and universities. The Ivies got a lot of the government research grant money because the Ivies had a lot of preeminent psychologists and social scientists (and lots of CIA officers were Ivies), but MKULTRA was everywhere.

Ted Kazcynski was a subject of an MKULTRA research project while an undergrad at Harvard. :chicken:
 
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Spastic Colon said:
I personally think he looks like a drag queen. A top of the line drag queen -- but still not a real woman.


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Is it antisemitic to suggest that he would pass a hell of a lot better with a nosejob? A tasteful one obviously, where they keep the same shape and such but make it slightly smaller. Plus half the reason he looks like a drag queen (granted, he pretty much is one) is those absolutely tasteless shadow colors. Bright pink is not a color you wear to a formal event, it's a color you wear when you're going to get shitfaced in a dark club on a Friday night. Also, dark, cool colors are best for brown eyes. That's literally the first thing you learn if you walk into a Sephora.

Also I like how all of the glamour shots (if you could even call them that) of him are chest-up. Don't want to make it too obvious that he has the same body type as OPL.
 
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Bani said:
Is it antisemitic to suggest that he would pass a hell of a lot better with a nosejob? A tasteful one obviously, where they keep the same shape and such but make it slightly smaller. Plus half the reason he looks like a drag queen (granted, he pretty much is one) is those absolutely tasteless shadow colors. Bright pink is not a color you wear to a formal event, it's a color you wear when you're going to get shitfaced in a dark club on a Friday night. Also, dark, cool colors are best for brown eyes. That's literally the first thing you learn if you walk into a Sephora.

Also I like how all of the glamour shots (if you could even call them that) of him are chest-up. Don't want to make it too obvious that he has the same body type as OPL.
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That nose of his is doing him absolutely zero favors with passing. It's such an unpleasant, masculine schnoz. His family should have their Jew card revoked for not getting him a nose job before everything else. I've known a couple of Jewish girls whose noses were totally fine--far from honkers like Jazz's or Streisand's, yet their families still paid for them to get perfect little shiksa noses.

His whole face is just a mess since they stunted his growth. It's all nose, lips and eyebrows on a child's head, plopped onto a fat, Patrick Star looking body.
 
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Jamila said:
That nose of his is doing him absolutely zero favors with passing. It's such an unpleasant, masculine schnoz. His family should have their Jew card revoked for not getting him a nose job before everything else. I've known a couple of Jewish girls whose noses were totally fine--far from honkers like Jazz's or Streisand's, yet their families still paid for them to get perfect little shiksa noses.
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This. So much for treating him like he's actually a daughter.
 
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Kamov Ka-52 said:
Her face is almost more masculine than Jazz's; I honestly thought that was an old troon for a good 5 or 10 seconds.
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That is exactly what I was getting ready to say. Jazz is lucky that the nose is all he got from his mom. His dad is way more feminine looking than his mom. Jazz actually passes as a woman more than his own mother does. Holy hell.
 
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rocknrollmartian said:
Jazz inherited the worst from both parents' noses. Unfortunate and screamingly Jewish, which is why "Jennings" has always been so hilarious.
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Tell me Jeanette's not an Eric Wareheim character.
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His mom is literally the most stereotypical boomer-age Floridian woman I've ever seen. The fake blonde hair, the cat-eye glasses, the gaudy earrings, the extra chins-- she's exactly what you would picture if someone said, "pageant mom." She makes Jazz look good by comparison.
 
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His mom is literally the most stereotypical boomer-age Floridian woman I've ever seen. The fake blonde hair, the cat-eye glasses, the gaudy earrings, the extra chins-- she's exactly what you would picture if someone said, "pageant mom." She makes Jazz look good by comparison.
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Agreed. Jeanette just can't stop piling on the gaudy crap. She's always wearing multiple rings and bracelets, necklaces no matter what kind of fussy top she's wearing, the glasses with the shiny silver and rhinestone accents, huge dangly earrings, the layered fussy clothes with too many details and always in prints, the frosted, feathered and curled hair, frosted lipstick, frosted bronzer, long claw fingernails painted in gaudy colors, big bags with a scarf tied on the handle... All of it, all at once, every day. She's also probably wearing about 7 layers of perfume and hand lotion, and sprayed her hair up with half a can of Aqua Net. What's that rule of getting dressed, before you leave the house, take stock of your look and remove one item? Jeanette needs to remove about ten items.

But hell if she wasn't such a controlling, abusive Munchausen beast, no one would give a shit how tacky she is.
 
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