Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

"Just taking a look at all my fiends. Chewbacca and R2. Everyone else I've known died."

I'm actually mad at the implication 3PO would ever consider these nu-characters his friends. Po, maybe.

How does leading a charge of space horses accomplish anything in a dogfight? Or against star destroyers? Easy guess is that somewhere an executive has surmised that girls like horses, so let's stick that new girl character in the movie and have her ride one. That'll sell toys.
 
Fucking why.

Who the fuck thought a literal calvary charge would work in a Star Wars film.
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Anyone else catch what looks like the final battle at the end with the Falcon flying with all the EU ships around a minute in?

Yeah, I think the spoilers were legit. That said, I’m curious how much of what was in the trailer will actually be in the movie, considering all the reshoots.
 
The comments are tearing it apart. Saving the first impressions here for the record.

I sighed at the first scene. Endor forest. Same fucking helmet the Rebels wore. Gimme a break, I can't believe JewJar would go that far.

Tico showing up was a laugh riot though, she sticks out like a sore thumb. That and it's funny she shows up for like two seconds in the third trailer, about the same time Lando got in the last one.

I'm just amazed at how shameless and desperate they are with this garbage. Incredible. I expected the leaks to be confirmed, but I didn't realize the extent to which JJ will go to rip off every single thing left in the OT, and how much it would slap me in the face.
 

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Korra ending...do I want to know that means (and yes I've seen the show)?
Its in the pic I posted that contains most of the leaks I compiled. Rey and Kylo team up to kill Palpatine. Palpy kills Kylo. Palpy kamehamehas Rey. Rey summons all jedi forces ghosts including Kylo and fuses with them then turns blue. She blocks Kamehameha beam with Luke and Leia's sabers and reflects the beam back at him. She then unleashes powerful force burst over the sky that paralyzes all of Palpy's Death Star Destroyer fleet, giving the Resisty the chance to explode them.
 
Its in the pic I posted that contains most of the leaks I compiled. Rey and Kylo team up to kill Palpatine. Palpy kills Kylo. Palpy kamehamehas Rey. Rey summons all jedi forces ghosts including Kylo and fuses with them then turns blue. She blocks Kamehameha beam with Luke and Leia's sabers and reflects the beam back at him. She then unleashes powerful force burst over the sky that paralyzes all of Palpy's Death Star Destroyer fleet, giving the Resisty the chance to explode them.

...end me.
 
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