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He didn't even have to write it, just give a loose outline to Brad or Doug and then talk to Ed Glaser who probably would have done it for free. And then all he needs to do is show up on set and do whatever the others told him while collecting all the money and fame.
Yes, but, why would he do that when there are just so many games left to NOT stream? His spotted dick mega flu HIV small chicken pox aint gonna victimize itself now.

I watched all of his Ultima videos a year or so back, pretty entertaining. Shame he's been washed up for so long.
His Ultima videos were honestly great until 9, where it became a bit TOO real.
 
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His Ultima videos were honestly great until 9, where it became a bit TOO real.

I kinda liked that part where he "drops the act" so to say and starts talking about how much the series meant to him. Probably the last time you really see him passionate about something. Near the end he does go a bit overboard I'll agree, but just him quietly talking about playing the series with his brother and how it helped him learn to read and foster his later interests like D&D, it kinda hits you in the feels. Just a complete waste on how he turned out from that point.
 
Noah talks about having once owned a gun which he surrendered to the police so he wouldn't kill himself with it, and then once again claims he can fend off a gunman, this time with his flashlight:

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The Mag-Lite, by the way, is something he used to talk about only jokingly but has become increasingly serious about using over the years.

He then went on to beg for more game suggestions which as usual he ignored, including offers to buy him games:

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It's one thing to say you don't want to own a firearm. But if you really believe that your maglite is a better self-defense option... well, I have some real estate to sell.

I don't know how many will recall but I said "this time" because Noah's also bragged about being able to kill an armed assailant with his tiny Spyderco folding knife. He has an overconfident fixation on self-defence I normally associate with /k/ users.

E: I just realised that this means Noah carries three weapons on him when he's out in public: His "two knives" and his flashlight.
 
It's one thing to say you don't want to own a firearm. But if you really believe that your maglite is a better self-defense option... well, I have some real estate to sell.

At least it's better than those people advising people use keys as self-defense...at least with a maglite you could possibly score a critical hit on the head ever if you're a normal person.

But yeah, he's sounding a lot like ADF with this fixation on alternative self-defense methods. It's annoying.
 
I think he's been unengaged with the rest of the internet for so long that he doesn't realise that over the past 10 years the Mall Ninja has been codified, ridiculed, and now become a latent cautionary tale in the back of peoples minds. His tough guy talk is like a window into a less self-aware internet.
 
He didn't even have to write it, just give a loose outline to Brad or Doug and then talk to Ed Glaser who probably would have done it for free. And then all he needs to do is show up on set and do whatever the others told him while collecting all the money and fame.
He could've even take the lazy way out and made the movie just a few reviews tied together with skits. Spoony could have done anything but decided in the end to do nothing.
 
He actually didn't want to make a Spoony movie, just a movie by Spoony. His favourite idea (which predates the Patreon) was a Satanic Panic parody about an evil DM who torments his players with black magic.

Which of course sounds nothing like Skullduggery. Just like Demo Reel was in no way similar to Be kind Rewind.

He didn't even have to write it, just give a loose outline to Brad or Doug and then talk to Ed Glaser who probably would have done it for free. And then all he needs to do is show up on set and do whatever the others told him while collecting all the money and fame.

Two Spoony-specific improbabilites in one sentence; "show up" and "do whatever others told him". We learned that not even money and fame are enough motivation to overcome these two obstacles. Throw in some ego-dick sucking and he'll consider a video feed appearance.


His Ultima videos were honestly great until 9, where it became a bit TOO real.

That's gotta be an instance where his premonition was embedded into his script. His exchange with the Guardian self-predicted his eventual downfall and social abandonment. An amusing allegory back then, a sad truth now. His Ultima videos are still great even for non-players, no argument there.


Noah talks about having once owned a gun which he surrendered to the police so he wouldn't kill himself with it, and then once again claims he can fend off a gunman, this time with his flashlight:

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The Mag-Lite, by the way, is something he used to talk about only jokingly but has become increasingly serious about using over the years.

He then went on to beg for more game suggestions which as usual he ignored, including offers to buy him games:

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The guy seems to be itching for a fight even if chances are astronomical that he'll get his teeth kicked in. That's the only thing I draw from this. Welp, here's hoping he does run into the wrong person and tries to shoo them with a flashlight. Dear lord, someone please whoop his overconfident arse.

He could've even take the lazy way out and made the movie just a few reviews tied together with skits. Spoony could have done anything but decided in the end to do nothing.

You know, if we're even satisfied with stupid skits as transitions between a cobbled-together excuse for a movie, things are pretty low at the Antwiler residence.

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Round...4? Of this Myspace shit, in which of them comes rather close to calling Noah's bullshit.

lonelybored

Ah yes, found in the Spoony Lazynary, synonym for "solifatigued" and "abantired"
 
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It's okay (although not mentally healthy) to use your previous interests as a prop/distraction if you have nothing else to be involved in, but to turn it into a larp that wastes the time of his followers and leads to insulting "ugh"s (translation: "fuck you") whenever they try to help him about this interest he's pretending to have purely because his ego can't allow himself to confront and repair his empty life is rancid.

My dude, if you don't like games, stop wasting peoples time and refrain from discussing them. If it upsets you so much that you have nothing going on, stop lapsing into the delusion that you can try to play games when you clearly cannot. Spoony and games has become a grand spectacle of make believe and roped into his endless excuses for doing nothing. If life is such misery do something that actually has a result like washing your disgusting hair or cleaning your house. But "muhh energy levels", coincidentally the only prolonged energy Spoony can produce just happens to be the exact amount required to be a pathetic loser on Twitter. He can only indulge in things that doesn't question his lifestyle and behaviour like escapist nonsense in comic books.

He must still view himself as a public figure, because he in no way views the people he talks to as friends or worthy of respect. You have a basic responsibility to maintain decorum in these situations, otherwise you're revealing yourself to be like a child lashing out, and if so, why should anybody respect your own mewlings about how hard things are when the person expressing it no longer warrants sympathy and appears to be an idiot. He is as easy to consider a liar about what he wants to do given how actively he wallows in his failures. Many depressed people are capable of suffering in silence, many others limit mentions of it because they don't fetishise their condition. Idk how I can even get mad when it has been this way for over half a decade, but he's just a bad person in some respects. You must trust even people experiencing hardship not to behave like pathetic children, and all that radiates from Spoony's posts is a terminal immaturity both in his own lifestyle, expression, but even his knowledge on the subjects he discusses.

For somebody so mad about regressive low-Christian upbringing, he shares much in common with this group - a willingness to view their life circumstances as "fate", a refusal to self-examine because they have a morally elevated position, and a very strange aversion to self-education or challenging your perceptions. One area where he is inferior to this group is that self-pity is one of the worst social vices, and at least religion tends to recognise this.
 
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It's okay (although not mentally healthy) to use your previous interests as a prop/distraction if you have nothing else to be involved in, but to turn it into a larp that wastes the time of his followers and leads to insulting "ugh"s (translation: "fuck you") whenever they try to help him about this interest he's pretending to have purely because his ego can't allow himself to confront and repair his empty life is rancid.

My dude, if you don't like games, stop wasting peoples time and refrain from discussing them. If it upsets you so much that you have nothing going on, stop lapsing into the delusion that you can try to play games when you clearly cannot. Spoony and games has become a grand spectacle of make believe and roped into his endless excuses for doing nothing. If life is such misery do something that actually has a result like washing your disgusting hair or cleaning your house. But "muhh energy levels", coincidentally the only prolonged energy Spoony can produce just happens to be the exact amount required to be a pathetic loser on Twitter. He can only indulge in things that doesn't question his lifestyle and behaviour like escapist nonsense in comic books.

He must still view himself as a public figure, because he in no way views the people he talks to as friends or worthy of respect. You have a basic responsibility to maintain decorum in these situations, otherwise you're revealing yourself to be like a child lashing out, and if so, why should anybody respect your own mewlings about how hard things are when the person expressing it no longer warrants sympathy and appears to be an idiot. He is as easy to consider a liar about what he wants to do given how actively he wallows in his failures. Many depressed people are capable of suffering in silence, many others limit mentions of it because they don't fetishise their condition. Idk how I can even get mad when it has been this way for over half a decade, but he's just a bad person in some respects. You must trust even people experiencing hardship not to behave like pathetic children, and all that radiates from Spoony's posts is a terminal immaturity both in his own lifestyle, expression, but even his knowledge on the subjects he discusses.

For somebody so mad about regressive low-Christian upbringing, he shares much in common with this group - a willingness to view their life circumstances as "fate", a refusal to self-examine because they have a morally elevated position, and a very strange aversion to self-education or challenging your perceptions. One area where he is inferior to this group is that self-pity is one of the worst social vices, and at least religion tends to recognise this.

Spoony is a self hating narcissistic person, in the sense that he has so much damn pride in himself and believes himself to be at a higher peak than us, whilst also somehow seeing himself as this blob of disgusting idiocy (that is if we grant the notion he believes that and doesnt just say it for pity points). Which if he does believe it, it makes me wonder just how low he thinks of his fans and his audience. What are they to him if not just pennies? Could you imagine running into him at the store (inb4 >spoony outside)? How he would treat you? I could only imagine the amount of slaps and punches he'd get from people on the daily. As I said before, Spoony might have been an extremely spoiled child and the only way spoiled children get what they want, is throwing a tantrum, unfortunately for us and even Spoony, the tantrum is working cause hes still getting donations and patreon bucks.
 
Spoony streamed more Wing Commander IV this morning.


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Arthur Fleck looked less miserable in most of Joker.
That one delusional idiot saying "I missed you my friend."

I will never understand these people who refuse to let go of the hope that Spoony will make content again.
 
That one delusional idiot saying "I missed you my friend."

I will never understand these people who refuse to let go of the hope that Spoony will make content again.

Honestly, I think it's less content and that people would have been happier if he just did streaming more, while improving down the road. Say, just playing some old games and riffing those, maybe interacting with his audience and being more chill or even having a good laugh when he messes up.
 
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