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Do the cards say “don’t let my gigantic gorilla tits fool you!”



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Do the cards say “don’t let my gigantic gorilla tits fool you!”
This would actually be quite charming if someone made their cards with a line like this.Do the cards say “don’t let my gigantic gorilla tits fool you!”![]()
Sounds like a couple my husband worked with. He was always amazed when they both climbed into their Saturn station wagon at the end of the day, he said the car dropped at least six inches on it's springs and they would scrape the driveway going out of they were going too fast.Yep, worked with a couple. One smelled of rotting cheese and garbage whenever she got hot and sweated and she left fetid, hot yeast-stinks in the bathroom that could cause vomiting in a widespread area. She was a walking fat fold infection, basically. She was also a fucking bitch. The other didn't stink, but caused desks to rattle when she walked through the room and eventually managed to get sleeveless tops banned even in hot weather out of some grievance over dress code.
And 6 times his size!!!! Love those shorts Shitter.Anna posted this on IG, it's a short video of her and an 18 year old "Alex Ojeda" visiting the Austin aquarium. So creepy. After 23 or so I couldn't possibly think of hanging out with a teenager, WTF would you even talk about? She's twice his fucking age.
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Which is crazy. I work a desk job and we have employees who use wheelchairs or crutches. They get their work done, they don’t get unreasonably in the way or complain, they have enough energy to get through the day. What does it say that these fatties are even more disabled than people whose doctor literally prescribed them a fucking wheelchair?
And 6 times his size!!!! Love those shorts Shitter.
All I can do is ponder how the hell she's so over the moon about sitting with a bunch of shitty parakeets. They're not something rare, and only qualify as 'exotic' because they're not a dog nor are they a cat.Anna posted this on IG, it's a short video of her and an 18 year old "Alex Ojeda" visiting the Austin aquarium. So creepy. After 23 or so I couldn't possibly think of hanging out with a teenager, WTF would you even talk about? She's twice his fucking age.
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From the camera angle, some of the budgies on the floor look a bit...dead![]()
No one is going to hire J. Let’s be real here. If a 500lb person walked into your place of business, would you hire them? I wouldn’t. 250, 300lbs? Okay. Sure. That’s still “I can tie my shoes and wipe my own ass” territory. But someone that massive? A hiring manager is just going to see the hassle and liability concerns (imagine if there is a fire!) and “lose” their resume.
The fattest person ive ever worked with was coincidentally the smelliest and laziest and most sneaky and passive aggressive. We have to get pretty close while working sometimes and her B.O. was AWFUL. We also have a super small hallway, when people have to pass each other it’s courteous to press to one side but of course she never fucking would so I was always having to brush against her enormous shelf ass.... she was also ALWAYS calling out sick, especially when it was her day to work late. Always going to urgent care and having stupid appointments and ultrasounds and shit (those poor techniciansIt's not just the fatness, which will mean Jay will fail at anything that requires her to be on her feet, or have any kind of stamina whatsoever. Even sitting at a desk will probably be hell for her without a specialized chair - in fact at her weight she will break most office chairs and the company would have to buy a special wide n' strong one for her, in itself offputting when you could hire someone who can sit in normal chairs. It's also the wokeness.
Nobody wants someone like this in the workplace because they will take offence at anything and everything, rile up the other workers, do fuck all due to their constant crying in bathrooms or running to HR or having to be sent home because they had a conniption over something ... one look at Jay and THEN at her social media and anyone sensnible will run a mile. Jay will overhear someone saying something less than complimentary about fatties, take it personally and cause a shitstorm that will eat up days of everyone's time and money.
Of course, there may be some fatcentric NGO or whatever that exists to hire this kind of useless fattard. Does she have one kind of useless degree or other?
Yep, worked with a couple. One smelled of rotting cheese and garbage whenever she got hot and sweated and she left fetid, hot yeast-stinks in the bathroom that could cause vomiting in a widespread area. She was a walking fat fold infection, basically. She was also a fucking bitch. The other didn't stink, but caused desks to rattle when she walked through the room and eventually managed to get sleeveless tops banned even in hot weather out of some grievance over dress code.
Steven Assanti.That reminds me of that one guy on my six hundred pound life (can't think of his name, sorry.) The guy was addicted to pain pills and food. Dr.Now was more worried about his pill addiction then his food addiction. Like you said, drugs and alcohol will kill you faster then food will.
What does Jay think they can do? Anything manual is out of the question, they certainly can't stand long enough to do retail or factory work, and they are too mammoth to fit at a desk.
It works in this case, as they are the size of several people.Rate me MATI but wow they/them pronouns for singular, post-gender identification use is so fucking dumb. I’m sorry but this just reads so exceptionally.
I had one like that years ago, could not do F all due to bad back made another co worker vomit due to her stench once but was always boasting about its sex life. I would never employ a fat, you know that there is a 99.9999999% certainty they are bone idol.The fattest person ive ever worked with was coincidentally the smelliest and laziest and most sneaky and passive aggressive. We have to get pretty close while working sometimes and her B.O. was AWFUL. We also have a super small hallway, when people have to pass each other it’s courteous to press to one side but of course she never fucking would so I was always having to brush against her enormous shelf ass.... she was also ALWAYS calling out sick, especially when it was her day to work late. Always going to urgent care and having stupid appointments and ultrasounds and shit (those poor technicians) And we all had to feign concern and not mention the fact that maybe her health problems were due to the fact that she is SUPER FUCKING FAT