Nick Rekieta's Weeb Wars videos & livestreams - MULTIPLE SLURS

[TiltdownDove]

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What the *wheeze* did you just *wheeze* say about me, you little *wheeze*? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Law School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret lawsuits in Texas and I have over 300 confirmed TCPA motions.



I am trained in ridiculous filings and I’m the top litigator in the entire Texas Bar. You are nothing to me but just another filing. I will wipe you the *wheeze* out with insane filings the likes of which has never been seen before in this State, stenograph my words.



You think you can get away with saying that *wheeze* to me over the Internet? Think again, *wheeze*. As we speak I am filing my secret subpoena across the State and your Attorney Client priviledge will be violated right now so you better prepare for the storm fa- I mean, maggot.



The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your GoFundMe. You’re *wheeze* disbarred kid. I can file anywhere, anytime and I can sue you with over seven hundred counts of defamation, and that’s just with my twitter alone.



Not only am I extensively asthmatic, but I have flaccid paralysis and I will use its full extent to waste time in your miserable ass court, you little *wheeze*. If only you could have known what unholy brain damage your little “clever” appeal was about to bring down upon myself, maybe you would have held your *wheeze* filing. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now I’m having a hysterical freak out, you goddamn monster. I will *wheeze* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *wheeze* sanctioned, kiddo.

I tried to keep as true to the original copy-pasta as possible, including it's punctuation.


I apologize about the price, the all-prints are expensive af.

 

[Jub-Jub]

I apologize about the price, the all-prints are expensive af.

I gotta agree with that chat person, you should have an alt version with just the lemony face. It's a nice enough design even normies could consider it picking it up.

 

[TexOffender]

Nick saying pretty much what we said a long time ago. Chupp wants this out of his courtroom and to keep his docket clear lol

 

[TiltdownDove]

I gotta agree with that chat person, you should have an alt version with just the lemony face. It's a nice enough design even normies could consider it picking it up.

This is the one and ONLY time I'll ever post my shill links on kiwi farms, but I just finished the Alts.

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[TheClappening]

I missed drunk Rekieta Rage. Good to see it again.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Lmao he is full on drunk on this Rant, this is the real shit.

 

[TheClappening]

"It doesn't matter what the cheap drug is, what the race is, everybody's got one. For Asians it's hentai."

 

[Adach_Ame]

"It doesn't matter what the cheap drug is, what the race is, everybody's got one. For Asians it's hentai."

*goes to object before dropping hand.* You know for a drunk rant comment, that is a somewhat valid point.

If Hentai is a drug, it's probably one of the most safest of all drugs out there, it nigh impossible to kill you at least.

 

[TiltdownDove]

Fuck, I've been missing out on an easy side-gig. I've been playing guitar for 20 years and used to teach young kids when I was a teen. I could have been charging $15/h per kid, guitar is way cooler than violin.

 

[TexOffender]

Lmao, yeah Lemoin feurers signature is SS stands for the Waffen-SS

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I think it's the first time in a while that I've actually seen Nick get drunk for real, and I'm loving every second of it

 

[AnOminous]

Nick saying pretty much what we said a long time ago. Chupp wants this out of his courtroom and to keep his docket clear lol

It was pretty obvious from early on that Chupp likes keeping his docket clear.

At first, that looked like a good thing, because it usually is a good thing.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I will laugh my ass off if Chupp ignores Lemonhead's exceptionalism, only for him to send another ex-parte letter with a wall of angry text

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

Nick said “NIGGA PLEASE.”
They are coming for him this week...

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Press F for nick, fuck these false accusers like ford, Monica and Jamie.

 

[Stoneheart]

Nick Cries about how woman tried to rape him, poor guy.

 

[Hotfartz :)]

Nick's cooking jumbalaya tomorrow. He's going to poison himself with spices.

I first read this as "Nick's cooking kumbaya tomorrow" and was like, the fuck?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick says “NIGGA PLEASE.”
They are coming for him this week...

I look forward to spamming Nick's dlive chat with blobbies.

 

[P5Fever]

The point is, Lemoine didn't cite them. The fact that people on here can cite better than him is laughable

You know I’m actually grateful Casey faded into the background so Fuhrer Lemonhead could take charge. True there was his stint with Carey and that embarrassing filing that cited PULL and tumblr...but Casey just isn’t that funny. True he’s exceptional but overall he’s a boring manlet.

Mein Fuhrer on the other hand is just the gift that keeps on giving. Exceptional faggotry and wheezing bitching. It’s so much entertainment.

Well up until he talks out loud. Then he kills the entertainment boners soon as you hear the gargling west nile.

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

Finally caught the stream. Drunk Nick is who I hope to be in 10 years. Right now, I'm still trying to find people to give me money for being drunk and yelling about shit...