TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Am I the only one you finds it mildly amusing that of all of those former CA "content creators" assblasted Jose Angry Joe is the only one who has still some relevancy and something like a career?
To be quite frank here, if Spoony wouldn't be such a lazy cunt he could be there right now too.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Am I the only one you finds it mildly amusing that of all of those former CA "content creators" assblasted Jose Angry Joe is the only one who has still some relevancy and something like a career?
To be quite frank here, if Spoony wouldn't be such a lazy cunt he could be there right now too.

Lindsay Ellis is pretty huge for a Youtuber. She makes feminist video essays now.

But anyway...

I've never seen him complain this explicitly for human contact, if at all.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Lindsay Ellis is pretty huge for a Youtuber. She makes feminist video essays now.

Ah, yes, ofc, I've already had forgotten her, my bad. So Joe and Lindsay are the only one who're still relevant.
Tbh, quite a sad picture, a feminist and a Disney shill is all that's left from CA's former glory.

Bonus: Minor crossover with Derek Smart, AKA the guy who made a notoriously shitty sci-fi game and now dedicates his life to projecting about other sci-fi games like Star Citizen.

Albeit I see your point and I really do think that Derek and Smart is a fucking contradiction in terms, otoh, it really looks like he could have a point with Chris Roberts and his Squadron 42/Star Citizen games.
They're both how long now in develpoment hell? 6 years? 7years? To be brutally frank, when I heard that Chris Roberts is back I remembered the Freelancer fiasco back in the days and that the only reason why this game was released at all was that Microsoft fired him and forced a release.
I thought to myself "well, let's see how this will end up this time" and then I slowly lost any interest in the games during the last years. Personally I highly doubt that something will ever get released, but that's just IMHO.

 

[Mango Unchained]

From the looks of it, he's constantly gaining weight and his hairline is receding. All he needs to do now is to put his hair in a ponytail and keep the permanent unshaven look to achieve his final form as a nastier version of the comic book guy.

He already posesses the nerdy paraphrasing lingo and the poor man's smugness. That diddler hairdo looks often wrong on dudes who don't have wealth or success to back it up with. It's more of a" too lazy to get a haircut" hairstyle than a "I can afford to look like a horse butt" look.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Albeit I see your point and I really do think that Derek and Smart is a fucking contradiction in terms, otoh, it really looks like he could have a point with Chris Roberts and his Squadron 42/Star Citizen games.

No, he's always been right that Star Citizen is a shitty clusterfuck anyone with an IQ above room temperature would keep their wallet away from (as is anyone who says the same thing) but it's obvious that Star Citizen is the sort of game that Derek Smart really wanted to make and it drives him insane that Roberts and CIG get so much attention and money for a project he feels should've been his, almost like the origin story to every scientist supervillain.

He already posesses the nerdy paraphrasing lingo and the poor man's smugness. That diddler hairdo looks often wrong on dudes who don't have wealth or success to back it up with. It's more of a" too lazy to get a haircut" hairstyle than a "I can afford to look like a horse butt" look.

He still insists he can't afford a haircut.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

No, he's always been right that Star Citizen is a shitty clusterfuck anyone with an IQ above room temperature would keep their wallet away from (as is anyone who says the same thing) but it's obvious that Star Citizen is the sort of game that Derek Smart really wanted to make and it drives him insane that Roberts and CIG get so much attention and money for a project he feels should've been his, almost like the origin story to every scientist supervillain.

Battlecruiser 4000 could have been a huge success back in the day if someone else would have developed it or at least someone would have been there to cut down Derek's huge hyperinflated ego. Otoh, it was the first flame war I took part in and I fucking loved it.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

In a time when mentally ill people like Derek Smart and George Broussard are finding it increasingly hard to be allowed to drive productions and studios into the ground, at least we have YandereDev flying the flag for incompetent perpetualised game development.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Spoony streamed more Wing Commander IV this morning.

He looks fucking terrible in some screenshots he retweeted:

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Arthur Fleck looked less miserable in most of Joker.

give him a wig and 20 more pounds and he's a dead ringer for DSP

 

[I Love Beef]

While I was witnessing Joel of Vinesauce's playthrough of Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh, I decided to go back to watch Spoony's playthrough of the game.

Boy, that was fucking cringe beyond belief. Maybe I've grown up or developed some sense of human decency or both, but the only parts I ever thought was funny were the pop culture jokes, and even then, Spoony uses that entirely as his crutch because has no sense of humor outside of outdated 2000s smartass snark. Everything else was fucking incessant whining about how "durr dis game is shit because the programmers are shitty and the content is bad". Vinesauce was funnier by like fucking kilometers into the fucking sky because of how Joel was able to just interject his own ingenuity and silly fun into the mix without making the game sound as if it was fucking unbearable. No one finds whiny nerd yelling and whining funny, and I hope Spoony's little descent into madness is just his subconscious having a psychic breakdown with a great deal of self awareness.

If anything, Spoony and That Guy With The Glasses has become the poster orphanage bastard children for everything that was wrong about the mid 2000s boom of "angry internet reviewers": shitty hack ass actors with shitty ass tastes born from being spoiled to shit from years of being breastfed from trust fund mommies and daddies with shitty real life personalities who can't do anything right about internet reviewing and entertainment worth shit.

Of course, in this world, everyone's a critic. To state out of this, "I'd rather slurp shit oozing out of a hyena's dysentry infested asshole than watch anything of Spoony's ever again." But at least, I know I don't rip people off to make them see me act like a fucking sperg at the cost of my time, dignity, and integrity as a person for what is little than other than a glorified display of my own two cents.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Am I the only one you finds it mildly amusing that of all of those former CA "content creators" assblasted Jose Angry Joe is the only one who has still some relevancy and something like a career?
To be quite frank here, if Spoony wouldn't be such a lazy cunt he could be there right now too.

Todd in the Shadows is still getting pretty impressive views. He also has 2400 patreons who have pledged $5700 per video. I don't know if he has much relevance outside of his little bubble but he seems to be making a good income, or at least it'd be pretty good if he chose to live somewhere other than New York.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Am I the only one you finds it mildly amusing that of all of those former CA "content creators" assblasted Jose Angry Joe is the only one who has still some relevancy and something like a career?
To be quite frank here, if Spoony wouldn't be such a lazy cunt he could be there right now too.

I dont doubt everyone here thinks that is Spoony didnt go full on pity shitty party on himself and kept up not only his patreon and subs up, but if his content kept crawling higher in quality that he would no doubt be one of the biggest gaming channels today. I dare say he would be close to rivaling James Rolfe numbers with how many people Spoony had subbed to him and how many more became subbed from word of mouth.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Nightmares, knives and anime. The absolute state.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The thought that Spoony would leave the house to do anything other than buy food, let alone have "practical purposes" for a knife being carried. Does he imagine life outside as a video game/escape room, or perhaps an episode of MacGyver? People who do things need tools, Spoony does nothing except in his rabid revenge fantasies.

As much as he loves to leave his "nightmares" ambiguous to indicate what a twisted soul he is, I'm sure it's just fear and recognition of how poor his future is looking. There are no ghosts causing this, it's all Noah. Calling it a "nightmare" is a fantasic way to avoid acting on the horrifying images he sees from his brief moments of self-examination.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You know, maybe I'm late, but I've just realized something. The assumption that Spoony is getting off on his miserable state isn't entirely correct. His interaction with people on Twitter always looks like this: "Oh, my life is shit. - You can do something... - NO, IT WON'T HELP". He doesn't like his state, he just likes being right, even if it means watching his life going to shit. Basically he is to narcissistic to admit, that he can change something, even if it means saving himself from early demise.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

You know, maybe I'm late, but I've just realized something. The assumption that Spoony is getting off on his miserable state isn't entirely correct. His interaction with people on Twitter always looks like this: "Oh, my life is shit. - You can do something... - NO, IT WON'T HELP". He doesn't like his state, he just likes being right, even if it means watching his life going to shit. Basically he is to narcissistic to admit, that he can change something, even if it means saving himself from early demise.

Exactly. He's both too narcissistic and lazy to do anything. His laziness is a point of pride for him.

 

[Adamska]

Exactly. He's both too narcissistic and lazy to do anything. His laziness is a point of pride for him.

Don't forget his pride in trying to be pitiable, even though he far surpasses that mark into punchable because of how his "pity ME" posts blatantly discard everything.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Don't forget his pride in trying to be pitiable, even though he far surpasses that mark into punchable because of how his "pity ME" posts blatantly discard everything.

I didn't even think such a thing was possible. But Spoony manages. Bravo.

Wonder what April really thinks of him. He was better off with Scarlett. Yeah, she was a bitch and shielded him from a lot of criticism, but at least she had some shit going on besides him, seemed to keep him motivated, and had a limit of how much shit she was ready to take.

Oh god, can you imagine what Miles thinks of him now? He must be so grateful that Spoony decided to get out of his damn house.

 

[Schmeckel]

Oh god, can you imagine what Miles thinks of him now? He must be so grateful that Spoony decided to get out of his damn house.

As a brother to someone who has had their fair share of problems and such... I imagine that Miles is most likely in the "I really hope you get help and are able to pull through your shit, but I can't be a part of it. " If spoony reaches out to beg or do the kinda passive fishing for a handout sort of rhetoric, Miles doesn't respond OR may offer a different sort of assistance, but spoony is adamant that it won't help and blah blah blah...

Spoiler

Younger brother, who got into some substance problems, would pull that last one. He'd ring me up and after he'd say how hungry he is, and how his roomies ate all his food... I'd offer him a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter, but he'd say "I'd rather just have the money so I could buy just a little bit of food at a time..." and that would be the end of that conversation.

 

[JohnMc]

You know, maybe I'm late, but I've just realized something. The assumption that Spoony is getting off on his miserable state isn't entirely correct. His interaction with people on Twitter always looks like this: "Oh, my life is shit. - You can do something... - NO, IT WON'T HELP". He doesn't like his state, he just likes being right, even if it means watching his life going to shit. Basically he is to narcissistic to admit, that he can change something, even if it means saving himself from early demise.

He's definitely addicted to the attention and sympathy he gets everytime he posts one of his "Whoa is Me. My life sucks" stuff.

 

[RJ MacReady]

A reddit user emptied out Noah's wishlist by marking everything as purchased elsewhere.

It made me realise: The only place Spoony's Amazon wishlist is linked is his website, which had been offline for months when he last updated it in July. Which means exactly none of his fans saw it. I think he's so far gone he didn't even think of that.