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Imagine having to tip a streamer 5 dollars to tell him he spelled your name wrong (again), after you already tipped him 10 dollars.

And putting 'lol'. Him not giving a shit about you while you give him money is so funny! LMFAOLOLLULZ, such funnies!
 
Apparently his aunt that gave our Philly boy gout is gay. Out of nowhere he confirmed that. She is gay apparently.

This is what happens when Phil's family members don't contribute to the reemergencies. A warning shot over the bow towards his parents. If they don't bail him out there's no telling what other horror stories he has on them. First it was not buying the wolverine figure, next he's going to let slip they made him go to sleep one time without the hallway light turned on for him.
 
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The fun thing about DSP sucking hard at Call of Duty - or any type of competitive FPS - is the fact he'll only get worse:

- he doesn't understand or is able to use/apply basic mechanics (headshots, movement, spacial awareness)
- his reflexes won't get better due to him getting older
- his eyesight is already questionable at best
- doesn't play often enough to develop any real automatism to compensate for his lack of skill

Unrelated, but something I noticed: he doesn't read like 95% of the channel points/Penne Points messages anymore. He was hyping that shit up when they were introduced, but now, eight days later, he's structurally ignoring most of them and they've become practically worthless.
A couple of days ago he claimed it's because he can't keep up with them because they scroll off the screen, but I've seen enough messages still being there and him not reading them, even while he was doing shout-outs at that very moment and could've easily done them in one go.

He probably hates the fact people now have an option to draw attention without paying DSP a fee for it.
 
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It is pretty fucking weird that she'd take her vacation days.....in the middle of October......and right in the middle of a saveourhouse-athon......where ANY money is NEEDED

That "personal meeting" he had at his house, recently, is looking a little darker now....


Maybe the $1800 was the amount she normally put toward their now mutual debt payments (or she covered some amount of it)? It would be a lot for someone working retail, but given that Phil's making up to $10k a month, it could perhaps be done.
 
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Best way to get more donations to save your house? Blame your viewers for why you're not having fun in the game.

He just got done ranting and blaming his viewers for buying the shitty netcode games, despite him buying them himself.
"If you defend this game and it's bad netcode, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. These will never get better because of YOU!"
He then says he's not part of the problem because he plays it to make people not buy them.
 
An interesting theory:

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It is pretty fucking weird that she'd take her vacation days.....in the middle of October......and right in the middle of a saveourhouse-athon......where ANY money is NEEDED

That "personal meeting" he had at his house, recently, is looking a little darker now....

It'd be pretty hilarious if Phil only managed to afford to keep her for six months before she got a better offer and left him.
 
An interesting theory:

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It is pretty fucking weird that she'd take her vacation days.....in the middle of October......and right in the middle of a saveourhouse-athon......where ANY money is NEEDED

That "personal meeting" he had at his house, recently, is looking a little darker now....
There was a Jasper photo posted a week ago in his insta. Could just be an old photo though and trying to keep up appearances.
 
There was a Jasper photo posted a week ago in his insta. Could just be an old photo though and trying to keep up appearances.
i think the question is, why would he lie about this? what other way to roll in pity bucks than to say "my wife left me for another man, my SOUL MATE left me, i don't know what im going to do without her" hell its hardcore begging season after all
 
i think the question is, why would he lie about this? what other way to roll in pity bucks than to say "my wife left me for another man, my SOUL MATE left me, i don't know what im going to do without her" hell its hardcore begging season after all

On the other hand, Phil's image of himself as an alpha male with a perfect job and a woman who loves him very much is one he tries his hardest to try and keep up. To let the facade slip would be unthinkable for Phil otherwise people might not consider him a real adult who has a real adult marriage.
 
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Those mental gymnastics, though...

Fan: <legit criticism about interaction/money>
DSP: "ACK-ACK-ACK, u mad cuz I don't liek Caw of Doody!!"
"Muh internet is fine, it works great. If it didn't every game would lag", meanwhile "Fucking every game lags, why can't anyone make good netcode"
 
"Muh internet is fine, it works great. If it didn't every game would lag", meanwhile "Fucking every game lags, why can't anyone make good netcode"

He ties his ego to the most miniscule things that it's mind boggling.

I can just imagine his dentist telling him he's brushing his teeth too hard and Phil saying "well actually it's my TOOTHBRUSH'S fault, NOT mine".
 
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