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Can't "work" overtime because he HAS to spend time with Khet, but at the same time he says that his day off is the only time him and Khet get to spend time togheter and that's only to run errands

Wut

And Jasper is a detractor

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Awful Meerkat said:
What the fuck is with this guy's face, seriously? Has he been lying about his age too?


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Phil is the opposite of Dorian Gray. There is a $500 statuette of him in a box somewhere getting more & more beautiful. Plus, Khet has now used up all the virgins in Washington for bathing.

Filthy Greenskin said:
On the other hand, Phil's image of himself as an alpha male with a perfect job and a woman who loves him very much is one he tries his hardest to try and keep up. To let the facade slip would be unthinkable for Phil otherwise people might not consider him a real adult who has a real adult marriage.
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His fragility is indeed remarkable. This is why he can't deal with real people or a job.

Perpetual Outrage said:
He ties his ego to the most miniscule things that it's mind boggling.

I can just imagine his dentist telling him he's brushing his teeth too hard and Phil saying "well actually it's my TOOTHBRUSH'S fault, NOT mine".
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This is true, and funny, which is a rare combo, but something in my heart went, Phil? Dentist? HA! DOOD, I went to the guy, right, and he was supposed to fix my tooth, but in doing so, like, dood, he HURT me. WTF? Fuck that dude. He was like, look, Phil, I love your teeth, I love what you're doing and your 36 year tooth legacy....

Comma said:
Yep, years.

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Twitch.tv chat logs.
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A quick CTRL+F search gives 234 x 50 bit cheers, 591 x 100 bit cheers and 14 x 100(+) bit cheers. So DSP received at least around $370 from this, with timboslicegb having actually paid 25-35% on top of that, depending on the amount of bits he bought from Twitch per transaction.

Add to that another $105 for the 21 months of subscriptions: [2019-10-03 17:33:04 UTC] twitchnotify: timboslicegb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months! [SubMessage]: woot woot 2 more months until new crown.

Thanks for the money, dummy.
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I love how, to a sensible observer, you spent about 25 seconds doing some sums, but to Philliar, you got together with a cabal of 6 other detractors, a super-computer, some James Bond equipment and you and your international team slaved for 6 weeks with the ghost of Alan Turing to sweat out the mysterious codes, then gathered around a crystal radio set in the cellar of a French resistance holdout to broadcast his private data.

THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS said:
Can't "work" overtime because he HAS to spend time with Khet, but at the same time he says that his day off is the only time him and Khet get to spend time togheter and that's only to run errands

Wut

And Jasper is a detractor

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Jasper is better than this shit. Jasper is a good kitty. Look him face. Him have a face. Jasper is one of us, you know. We are watching, Thank you, Agent Jasper, your sacrifice is great, and we honor you. Semper Motherfucking Fi, Lt Commander Jasper Pants.
 
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THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS said:
Can't "work" overtime because he HAS to spend time with Khet, but at the same time he says that his day off is the only time him and Khet get to spend time togheter and that's only to run errands

Wut

And Jasper is a detractor

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Holy shit that couch is malformed. At least switch the fucking cushions so they're equally fucked.

"Too busy dood!!"
 
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Nina Hagen said:
Goddammit, Jasper. You have the entire Chez Gout to lounge around in and you pick the spot that smells most strongly of DSP ass. "Khat, Jasper's taken my hardcore gaming seat! How am I supposed to stream?!"
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He had to have died shortly after the pic was taken. That spot is like ground zero Chernobyl to anything biological. At best he has developed mange.
 
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THEKINGOFGOUTVLOGS said:
Can't "work" overtime because he HAS to spend time with Khet, but at the same time he says that his day off is the only time him and Khet get to spend time togheter and that's only to run errands

Wut

And Jasper is a detractor

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That stupid back pillow for "muh bad back",and those water bottles,drinking water from a filter is for poor people! And it takes to much work,you have to put water in a glass!! Jesus Phil,even something as mundane as a picture of your cat shows how exceptional you are.
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
That stupid back pillow for "muh bad back",and those water bottles,drinking water from a filter is for poor people! And it takes to much work,you have to put water in a glass!! Jesus Phil,even something as mundane as a picture of your cat shows how exceptional you are.
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The water from the water filter gave him bad heartburn.
 
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Tatu Carreta2 said:
That stupid back pillow for "muh bad back",and those water bottles,drinking water from a filter is for poor people! And it takes to much work,you have to put water in a glass!! Jesus Phil,even something as mundane as a picture of your cat shows how exceptional you are.
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It's fine though, dood, he recycles them (that's what he says, how does he have time for that though?)

He could literally make less waste by refilling a large bottle from a water jug, but muh back dood.
 
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