Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[cromit]

Melkshakes feel particularly good for legitimate strep throat but will make a cold worse. Also fulfills the MUH CALORIES panic from the mortally obese.

Come on, Chantal. Give us a three-melkshake mukbang. Let’s see if you’re really too sick.

 

[Painted Pig]

just two titans of industry exchanging sincere pleasantries. I wonder what that fruit has to gain from this?

 

[Captain Ahab]

A bit OT but Bon Appétit did an episode on Senegalese food, and it looks way better than the shitty slops Chantal has been eating.

Spoiler

 

[Flobby Slobby]

The great, former DC Comics artist Ethan Van Sciver said in this morning's video, and I summarize, "Before you attack someone ask yourself if you are more or less popular than the person you are trying to destroy." Chantal should think about that before she goes on her gravy oozing tirades.

 

[Maw]

To those who haven't watched the pumpkin patch part: don't worry guys, you didn't miss anything. It's just 20 minutes of her waddling, struggling to breath and talk at the same time while trying to show some - admittedly very well - carved pumpkins.

During the mukbang she says that she wakes up every morning and thanks god for her life, for her subscribers and for their support. It's the first time I've heard her talk about any of this so I'm extremely skeptical. She also says that she hates the ritual of asking "How are you" because if you go around town all day and you have to answer the question every time, it gets very tiring. Bitch, even if that were true that'd be the most interaction you'd get on an average day. Who do you talk to? Bibi? Bibi's sister? The guy at the drive-through?

All in all, a 5 out of 10 video for me. Not interesting, the only entertaining thing were the faces she sometimes pulled while eating. Meh.

Just to backtrack a little. . .really? None of you?
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Maybe it’s just me but ever since that was posted I couldn’t stop thinking of Saturday Night Live’s Bruce Jenner impersonation

 

[Rabbit Bones]

When most people are too sick to eat... they just don't eat, or they just sip broth. Unless you're insanely old, insanely young, or seriously health compromised, most people can go a few days without eating solid food and be fine. Especially when all you're doing is sleeping or sitting around on the sofa being sick. It's not the end of the world to not ingest calories... particularly when you're over 400 pounds. Only a fucking butter beast could be sick enough to think they need to go see a doctor, and their main concern is how they're going to get food into themselves.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It's common for even above average weight people to go one meal a day during flu, as the discomfort of the flu overrides the feeling of hunger. You can really tell somebody is fucked in the head when they get worried about what they eat when ill, or not eating enough, when in reality they could live on fat reserves for months at their size. It's worse for Chantal because she's a know-it-all bitch who thinks she's a nutritionist.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It's common for even above average weight people to go one meal a day during flu, as the discomfort of the flu overrides the feeling of hunger. You can really tell somebody is fucked in the head when they get worried about what they eat when ill, or not eating enough, when in reality they could live on fat reserves for months at their size. It's worse for Chantal because she's a know-it-all bitch who thinks she's a nutritionist.

I do often wonder goes through the doctors heads when she goes in for this kind of shit. I'm sure they keep it professional, but it has to take everything in them to not just roll their eyes and say, "next".

 

[Strine]

Doctors often have to deal with rètards like Chantal who want munchie attention when there's little or nothing wrong with them. Bored women (for some reason it's almost always women) who come in all the time get a reputation among the nurses quickly. The doctors still have to treat them normally, in case something is really wrong, but they usually try to get them out as soon as possible so people who are genuinely sick can get seen. The nurses, however, have no such obligations and so munchies often complain of the "bitch nurse" who doesn't swallow their bullshit (iirc Chantal has done this too, although of course in her world, all women are jealous bitches and all men want to fuck her). The nurses absolutely joke about fat tards like Chintal in the lunch room; I'm sure word of her online infamy has gotten around by now too. It warms my heart to think of those hard-working nurses gathered around a phone and laughing at compilation videos of Patient #370.

Sorry for DP gorls, but this post is on a wholly separate topic: what's going on with the OP? Last I heard it was "nearly ready", but I've seen nothing happen since I added a bunch of crap to it months ago. I'm willing to try to spearhead it, but I'd frankly need some tech-savvy help; my abilities are strictly literary and I've already written tens of thousands of words about this heifer for pure pleasure, but your gorl isn't so good with embedding et cetera, and some of the gorls here have better memories and longer histories with Chantal. Reply or DM me with info!

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Sorry for DP gorls, but this post is on a wholly separate topic: what's going on with the OP? Last I heard it was "nearly ready", but I've seen nothing happen since I added a bunch of crap to it months ago. I'm willing to try to spearhead it, but I'd frankly need some tech-savvy help; my abilities are strictly literary and I've already written tens of thousands of words about this heifer for pure pleasure, but your gorl isn't so good with embedding et cetera, and some of the gorls here have better memories and longer histories with Chantal. Reply or DM me with info!

Ugh, I forgot the name of the person who picked up the work in progress (I thought I could look at my conversation history, but the older entries seem to have been culled by the site), if they don't respond to your post within a week or so I'll give it another push, then will offer anybody who wants to contribute/change things before we message Null to add it. I think the main sticking point was we wanted to make a timeline, which would require going through the entire thread for specific times/events we have forgotten. The bio is a bit closer to being completed.

 

[dismissfrogs]

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"I'm so sick I can't eat. What can I eat? I must eat!"

Judging by the comments, we're in for another smoothie saga (at least until her life-threatening sore throat is over) because consuming less than 3000 calories a day under any circumstances is fat-shaming. And we know she has no shame.

"liquid banana stuff"
That was penicillin you dizzy cunt. How has she never found out in the 30+ years of being alive what it really was.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

"liquid banana stuff"
That was penicillin you dizzy cunt. How has she never found out in the 30+ years of being alive what it really was.

The modern miracle of antibiotics is of no concern to our gorl. What matters is the delicious sweet artificial banana goodness.

 

[Serial Grapist]

"liquid banana stuff"
That was penicillin you dizzy cunt. How has she never found out in the 30+ years of being alive what it really was.

Hmm, why on Earth is she nostalgic for amoxicillin... she made it clear in her “cancelled surgery” video that was allergic to penicillin!?

 

[Punkinsplice]

You can develop an allergy to something after some uneventful exposure, and penecillin may be known for that ( I will check).
Edit : According to the Mayo clinic site, you have to have at least one prior exposure to develop a true allergy to penicillin.

 

[Serial Grapist]

You can develop an allergy to something after some uneventful exposure, and penecillin may be known for that ( I will check).
Edit : According to the Mayo clinic site, you have to have at least one prior exposure to develop a true allergy to penicillin.

Fair enough... but it’s weird the way she’s worded as though she anticipates taking it in the present. Who knows, maybe she is just trying to be relatable. @GargoyleGorl is probably right on the money, this dopey bitch just doesn’t know wtf it is exactly...

 

[Punkinsplice]

I believe it. She just wants everything to taste like food and probably forgot what was in the banana stuff because she was a kid at the time.
Grownups have to take nasty pills or get gross butt shots, Chantal, but you are probably getting carried away by a seasonal virus that doesn't need antibiotics. Womp wooooomp.

 

[dismissfrogs]

Maybe she'll kill herself to drink that nasty af shit (I got switched to pills the moment the doctors decided I was old enough, end PL) . Almost the height of exceptional if she did. Closest to a fruit she'll have had in ages too aside from the two betas she hangs out with.

 

[Ellana]

Doesn't amoxicillin and penicillin tend to be bubblegum or a variety of berry flavor?
Do people really associate banana with amoxicillin? Is this a Canadian situation type deal?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The liquid dewormer we gave dogs at the vet clinic I used to work at tasted like bananas. Maybe some poor doctor just thought her swollen gut was because of worm bloat.

 

[Flobby Slobby]

Fair enough... but it’s weird the way she’s worded as though she anticipates taking it in the present. Who knows, maybe she is just trying to be relatable. @GargoyleGorl is probably right on the money, this dopey bitch just doesn’t know wtf it is exactly...

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Look if anyone has to be specific in their illness without going to a clinic, (not hospital,) then they're not really ill. She's deflecting from her chimpout disaster. She's being specific to focus on her (illness,) and not her bullshit.

She got a sore throat trying to swallow all the hate.