You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Ruin]

I hate the homeless and feel zero shame or regret for saying so. I hate being hustled for money twenty times a day. I hate having someone smell like shit and ruin my trip to the coffee shop, book store, bar whatever. I hate finding piles of used needles everywhere and I hate not being able to get into the library because there are five passed out junkies in front of the door.

Fuck them all.

 

[King Kiwi]

The neighbors dogs are barking again.

Pike or pitchfork?

 

[vertexwindi]

I hate the homeless and feel zero shame or regret for saying so. I hate being hustled for money twenty times a day. I hate having someone smell like shit and ruin my trip to the coffee shop, book store, bar whatever. I hate finding piles of used needles everywhere and I hate not being able to get into the library because there are five passed out junkies in front of the door.

Fuck them all.

I was in Amsterdam recently talking with a mate in English and kept getting hounded by bums for change. I don't even keep change on me. They only approach you if you speak English, curiously, which I assume is because the locals know better.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

This joke low effort joke format I've been seeing all year. It's always the same few catchphrases as the punchline. These ones came from a video on the Titanic. I've been seeing a lot of pushback against it lately so I guess people finally got tired of it.
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Yeah, I always hate seeing those. Almost always people thinking they are being clever and cute by repeating the same exact shitty memes and jokes with no insightful commentary.

If you think the Titanic one was bad, look at anything discussing J.K. Rowling. Nearly the entire comment section of any video is filled with the Nobody: joke format.

It makes me think that some people are little more then born sheeple, and you see herds of them repeating the same shitty jokes and memes that everyone else repeats.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

I work at a coffee shop and literally everything that customers do annoys me. Your average person is so goddamned re.tarded and unperceptive that it's amazing we've made it this far as a species.
The two examples I can remember from today are people who put their DOGS on the goddamn table and people who get annoyed that our coffee shop doesn't have more menu options for their children.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I hate the homeless and feel zero shame or regret for saying so. I hate being hustled for money twenty times a day. I hate having someone smell like shit and ruin my trip to the coffee shop, book store, bar whatever. I hate finding piles of used needles everywhere and I hate not being able to get into the library because there are five passed out junkies in front of the door.

Fuck them all.

A homeless lady once went on the bus I was on and holy shit, the entire bus reeked of piss and sweat, and I was sitting all the way at the back. That stench didn't leave my nostrils for ages.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Ever get into an argument with a narcissist? Holy shit that'll make your blood pressure skyrocket. I fucking hate narcissists. I don't care if it's a disorder and they can't help it, I still find them utterly reprehensible.

 

[UnKillFill]

I don't know why, but people speaking ebonics at me almost always pisses me off. No bitch, it isn't a "skrawburry," it's a strawberry, and no, you can't "axe" me a question... Unless you allow me to do the same, only I'll use a pickaxe.

 

[Florence]

I hate the homeless and feel zero shame or regret for saying so. I hate being hustled for money twenty times a day. I hate having someone smell like shit and ruin my trip to the coffee shop, book store, bar whatever. I hate finding piles of used needles everywhere and I hate not being able to get into the library because there are five passed out junkies in front of the door.

Fuck them all.

The city I live in has the second largest number of homeless in the UK, even though it’s a hundred times smaller than London. You literally cannot go a minute in the city centre without some addict begging for booze and drug money.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

More examples from my job at Starcucks:

• People who come in at 8am and order a large frappuccino (that's a milkshake for all you non-cucks) and consider it their 'morning coffee'
• 'Closed' sign prominently displayed on counter "ARE YOU OPEN???"
• Women wearing SaSsY MaMa quote t-shirts. Just today I've seen "This broomstick runs on WINE" and the perennial favorite "Messy Bun, Target Run, Getting sh*t done" on a shirt.

There are literally so many more. Being a coffee slave is greeaaatttt.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bun haircuts. Especially the ones that make people look microcephalic.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

A homeless lady once went on the bus I was on and holy shit, the entire bus reeked of piss and sweat, and I was sitting all the way at the back. That stench didn't leave my nostrils for ages.

reminds me of the time me and my friends were sitting on the train and a old lady walked in with a bag full of beer cans and sitting one half mater away from us. almost immediately the entire train rekt of vodka and it was so bad we move to another cart.

 

[Glitched_Humanity]

"fapping to loli is pedophilia"

meanwhile..

"Fapping to traps isnt gay"

top is true and bottom is denial but both is fake and overgeneralizing just to feel like your fetish is justified.

 

[cjöcker]

People claiming that the word "sperg" is derogatory. I have Asperger's syndrome and now this lighthearted term I use to refer to myself is now derogatory because people now get the privilege of choosing what offends me, pristine.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

People that pull a tab from the queue counter then goes through the trash to find someone that discarded a lower number so they can jump forward in the cue, from 156 to 097.

Those are the worst, the lowest of the low, that's not how that system works!

FYI, that’s how Beetlejuice wound up with a shrunken head.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Getting real tired of the assholes at the convenience store who can't just buy their shit and leave. It's always some old fart telling the cashier his life story while the line behind him grows, or it's some soyfaced hipster looking fag being thirsty as hell towards the clerk. How autistic do you have to be to get all gussied up and make the 7-Eleven your personal nightclub?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

The phrase "Jesus was a Communist."

Jesus never spoke of politics in the Gospels, save to state his separation from them. It was clear even during the time the gospels were written that the Jewish people had come to interpret the prophesied Messiah as a physical, rather than spiritual, liberator, sent to rescue them from the Romans rather than lead them back to God. His 'hating the rich' moment, that so many people cite, was not him showing disdain for the rich in the communist sense. It was further espousing the godly ideal- "a man cannot serve both God and Mammon", "The love of money is the root of all evil", Jesus expelling the moneylenders from the Temple, etc, etc.

Jesus was not a communist, he was basically a travelling preacher, a sort of Jewish proto-Billy Graham who preached that God was better served through the service of others and righteous conduct than flashy, public 'obedience' of his tenents and flaunting of one's righteousness. Morality =/= communism

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Getting real tired of the assholes at the convenience store who can't just buy their shit and leave. It's always some old fart telling the cashier his life story while the line behind him grows, or it's some soyfaced hipster looking fag being thirsty as hell towards the clerk. How autistic do you have to be to get all gussied up and make the 7-Eleven your personal nightclub?

this is new to me but for around almost a year now, i see this old man hanging around a store near my workplace, trying to talk to the clerks while they busy tending to the customers and just hang around doing nothing. a part of me feels for the guy since you have to be real fucking lonely if you willing hang around a store for hours almost every signal day but the store is rather small and alot of people walk in and out so his being a nuisance as well.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Every person in my neighborhood who takes a shopping cart from the store and leaves it on the sidewalk. Just take the cart back.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I just got a job offer specifically for knowing English; it was..."cold" calls (calling random people whose numbers never were checked, offering them shit), with hours specifically shifted to match daytime overseas. Of course, I declined, but boy, that made me mad.
So, if you people are getting spam calls with a horribly accented people, that could be from Russia.