Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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Sammie Lite and Sideways just had their first fake miscarriage. Apparently she was fake carrying twins and they named one of them something shockingly close to Sammies fake baby with Dalton, Genesis Printhessstsh
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Fattyroad said:
This was the shortest pregnancy she's ever had. From thinking that she's maybe pregnant to knowing the gender and deciding names and miscarrying them in what, 3 days? Usually it's been at least a week or two of gunt photos before miscarriage.
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This is Kimberly, Sammies former friend who has dated like all of her exes, and has started doing the fake pregnancy thing. Sammie still hasn't announced her new fake pregnancy with Antonio, but it's coming soon.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Sammie Lite and Sideways just had their first fake miscarriage. Apparently she was fake carrying twins and they named one of them something shockingly close to Sammies fake baby with Dalton, Genesis Printhessstsh
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So, wait, I don't speak crackhead, but it seems she was carrying twins, but only one miscarried? Do I have that right? This Rhodes Scholar is only referring to one child gone and for her to look out for her baby brother. I feel like I've been huffing glue.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
So, wait, I don't speak crackhead, but it seems she was carrying twins, but only one miscarried? Do I have that right? This Rhodes Scholar is only referring to one child gone and for her to look out for her baby brother. I feel like I've been huffing glue.
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No, they're claiming to have lost two twin girls this time. The brother they're referring to is the first fake dead baby Kim had, a boy she 'had' with another of Sammies exes, Steven Lemons (The guy who famously got caught getting head in the living room). She sometimes attributes this baby to JJ, the crackhead who fathered her actual son, because she started cheating on Steven with JJ around the time she was pretending to be knocked up, so she even pulled a Sammie with the fluctuating genetics! But either way, the fake baby fake died.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Sammie Lite and Sideways just had their first fake miscarriage. Apparently she was fake carrying twins and they named one of them something shockingly close to Sammies fake baby with Dalton, Genesis Printhessstsh
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Can you imagine having to suffer through life with the name Ginesses while your sister is named something normal like Gracie
 
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This sort of shit honestly makes me sad for her. Her NOTW give her SO little. They never buy her anything, they never take her anywhere, they never do anything with her. When my boyfriend wants to be sweet to me, he gets me my favorite thing for dinner, we cuddle and watch a movie, maybe we go for a drive and talk. Sammie... gets her flat, wide ass smacked.
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Hey, remember how one of Antonios parole conditions was staying off drugs?
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Sammie is retconning her relationship again. Apparently she and Antonio met at some kind of six hour scavenger hunt now, not at some hood rats shitty house where she probably won him over by being willing to spread her legs. The only Halloween adult scavenger hunt I'm aware of in Arkansas is at the college in Little Rock... and it's meant for students. It sure as hell isn't going to take six hours to do (Well, maybe for re.tards like Antonio and Sammie) The dress remark made me laugh. So did the ring lie. There's no ring or she'd be posting photos of it. Antonio has never bought her shit. I'm assuming this is the romance plot of some movie she's recently watched.
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She has been with him for roughly a year, though. She's gotten married to other men once or twice during that year, but cuck Antonio took her back. And God only knows how many times he's cheated on her. True love ya'll.
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I wonder if she actually guilted him into proposing, because she's talking about it a lot lately. I hope she knows she can't really marry him without her tard bucks being screwed up. Not that I think he would actually legally marry Sammie...
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Oh yeah. That's the face of a man in love.
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2 pees in a pot. Eyes shining like... a flower? Our girl is a fucking poet.
And I'm starting to think Sammie is counting the last two dead Nelson bastards into her count. So she has two living kids, two dead fake babies, and a fifth fake fetus she hasn't announced yet in her 5 kid count. (Though I'm stil hoping for triplets)
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I feel bad for Mama Bushart. Not only did she basically have to raise Sammie alone, and not only is she STILL having to shoulder the responsibility of Sammies children AND Sammies health, she doesn't even get credit for it. Sammie is always so eager to call any random old woman her mother. All Cheryl has done for Sammie is allow her to squat in her spare bedroom.
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And just because it's been a while since I posted some nasty Sammie sex here, here you go.
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Okay. So I was super wrong about the 5 babies thing. Whoever called Sammie sucking Antonios kids up fucking nailed it.
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So, here's the thing about Antonio and his kids. He is beyond a dead beat. He hasn't uploaded a new photo of them in 2-3 years. Those photos Sammie posted? They're pretty much the only ones he has of his kids. The REALLY weird thing about Antonio and his kids? He doesn't seem to know what any of them are named. In the few photos he has of them, he calls all of them "my son". I've looked though all of his posts, all of his mothers posts, his brothers... I can't find any photos of these kids with anyone in the Nelson/Porch clan, I can't find any mention of Antonios children or who their mothers may be. Even on his court papers, he listed his dependents as "Three boys", and claimed he pays $150 each a month in child support (I have a feeling that's what the court told him to do, but I have absolutely no doubt he has never paid it) They like, effectively don't exist.

And actually, I found something really creepy when I went to Antonios IG to see if he mentioned the kids names anywhere there.
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With like, two exceptions, Sammie has gone back and done this to every photo of his kids.

Sammie has done a lot of weird shit, but 'stealing' three kids is up there.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Okay. So I was super wrong about the 5 babies thing. Whoever called Sammie sucking Antonios kids up fucking nailed it.
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So, here's the thing about Antonio and his kids. He is beyond a dead beat. He hasn't uploaded a new photo of them in 2-3 years. Those photos Sammie posted? They're pretty much the only ones he has of his kids. The REALLY weird thing about Antonio and his kids? He doesn't seem to know what any of them are named. In the few photos he has of them, he calls all of them "my son". I've looked though all of his posts, all of his mothers posts, his brothers... I can't find any photos of these kids with anyone in the Nelson/Porch clan, I can't find any mention of Antonios children or who their mothers may be. Even on his court papers, he listed his dependents as "Three boys", and claimed he pays $150 each a month in child support (I have a feeling that's what the court told him to do, but I have absolutely no doubt he has never paid it) They like, effectively don't exist.

And actually, I found something really creepy when I went to Antonios IG to see if he mentioned the kids names anywhere there.
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With like, two exceptions, Sammie has gone back and done this to every photo of his kids.

Sammie has done a lot of weird shit, but 'stealing' three kids is up there.
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Like I really don't know how to feel about this. It's simultaneously sad, infuriating, ridiculous, and oh, so Sammie. At least these kids look well taken care of regardless of this absolute useless drain on society of a sperm donor. Love that Sammie love bombs those kids more than her own biological children, particularly Lucy.
 
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