"It's not hard to be cardinal, when your father is the king"
If you're life is absolute shit, just super depressing, and you could escape that feeling for a couple hundred bucks a month, would you do it?
Of course you would. Most people would.
Dave represents the last bastion of "WALINX"(Patent Pending) or "Well, at least I'm not X".
At least I'm not Dave, who has to beg, lie, cheat and steal and still not quite make ends meet. Making him a laughingstock of the internet and a self-exiled shut-in who can't leave his house for more than a day a week.
For the WALINX(Patent pending) crowd, if you can afford somehow to give him money, then you are superior to him. He
needs you. Without you,
he dies.
It's a perversion of our tribe mentality, of how we love putting people into classes.
And much like vanity presses, diploma mills and e-celebs, it didn't really come to fruition until the internet was given to the autists. Then this shit happens.
Even we are WALINX(Patent Pending). At least we're not his paypigs. At least we're not his unironic fans. At least we aren't null (shudder). The difference between them and us though is self-awareness. Because we know tribe mentality binds us together in a class system, because we know the motivating behaviors behind at a psychological level, we're both within and above the system.
Dave doesn't understand that. He's not self-aware. He acts out of emotion, not logic. He draws lines in the sand.
I could do it too, with you guys.
If I added "Well, actually, now you fuckers know about WALINX, motivational behaviors, self-awareness, etc because I just told you", I drew a line. I'm above all of you. Because I'm self aware though, I tried to ensure I didn't do that. Because in truth even if you read what I wrote and thought "Hey, that's a new concept and I like and agree with it", it's not like I taught it to anyone, more like a nudge. Because I operate under the assumption that we all at the same level, we all work the same way regarding Dave, null and paypigs. We're a tribe.
This is longer than I intended it to be, but I had a thought and had to play it out to the end.
One thing you can always expect from Phil: consistency in low effort.
I called it on about a week ago and said he was going to slap a weekly Tips Goal on the whoreboard and be done with it. I guess this is reality.
What I’m curious about are the finances of the frequent tippers. Do they budget a monthly sum to donate to this guy? It’s insanity if they do.
From the doxxing we got, these guys are not rich and all have shit jobs (but for PlanetCuck). Kinda insane to deprive yourself from your own pleasures in life to enable those of an ungrateful POS who couldn’t care less about you or your well-being.
