Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

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SJWs: Masters of the Streisand Effect

Recently, an artist posted their fan rendition of Rey with very female proportions. As a result, SJWs predictably caterwauled over the nature of the female proportions, which made them feel inadequ…
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While me, as an intellectual:

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Man, old star wars used to love putting their females on bikinis/bras, or at least revealing outfits, out of the blue. (we can never thank them enough for it)
#ShaakTibestbabe
#Togrutamasterrace
#Redbabes


Twitter harpies and soybabies are just jealous their Rey is blank slate is nothing compared to some real Star Wars babes with character and reasonable power, being Masters and all. And Shaaki Ti is a person of color.

All jokes aside, tho. I just wonder what is their logic, I mean, even if they DONT like it, why make a fuzz about it? Jesus Christ, they always gotta make a scene, they gotta force that simple image to turn them into a victim. I think they should be glad that Rey is at least being useful for something, someone put actual effort in drawing, sketching, coloring that picture and all they can do is how it affects th- I mean, the poor poor others, Im sorry for suggesting they are maaaaybe doing it because it causes them to get insecure. Oh and soyboys trying to get some pity fuck by being an ally.

You dont see me flipping out at an artwork from a female of a shirtless ripped male character. It speaks a lot on how women demand we men look like magazine models but if we dare to wish our women look reasonable good, we are worse than Hitler.
Fucking hell...
 

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Manwithn0n0men said:
So why isnt this working out the way Mr Mouse wants?
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Because Disney doesn't understand how Star Wars works or why people enjoy it. It's a fantasy space opera about powerful, but still flawed and relatable, people making difficult choices to do the Right Thing. None of its themes are particularly deep or complex, but even base level moral quandaries are too much for the Mouse. The Mouse only knows how to make and sell spectacle sans substance.
 
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Poe-Shen Zcela said:
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Hooo, momma.

It's only a vague impression, but seeing this image of "sexy Rey" makes me ponder her character/personality and I get the feeling that even the most blatant fan-service character in your average anime has more personality. Hell, chicks in porn flicks might have more personality than Rey.
Am I mistaken?

The handsome tard said:
I mean, even if they DONT like it, why make a fuzz about it?
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Their entire existence revolves around throwing a hissyfit when they see something they dislike. They can't live with it's existence. They can't live with being exposed to it.
To them, it's almost like being in the same room as a pound of weapons-grade uranium. They have lived their entire lives crusading against the things they dislike, they've never had to simply deal with it existing, so they go apeshit.

It's like OPL's BLARM rage. Nah, scratch that, it is exactly the same.

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Why don't you like Star Wars?
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What the fuck am I reading? Why did they feel a need to shit on Porkins?
Do they have to take everything from the OT and either shit on it or make it pathetic?
Jesus, what has Star Wars ever done to these people?
After my anger subsided over the years after TLJ, my hatred is rising again with shit like this.
I'm not even a big fan of Star Wars, but this is fucking surreal. Why are they working on a property that they so obviously despise?!
Why are they even allowed to work on a property that they so obviously despise?!
 
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You know, that fan art made me think that somehow they made Rey look even more like a boy in this new film than in Force Awakens, she looked feminine in The Last Jedi.

But being sexy still wouldn't save Rey, not even a little. Just check that video from that weird hardcore fan Eric Butts, the best he can come up with in explaining how complex the arc of Rey is being is that "She.. She's come to know S-She is who she is!... She is not going to let others define her!". Wow. I mean, Rey's just so hollow and devoid of a soul that the hardcore fans of this God forsaken trilogy barely can explain what makes her good or interesting.
 
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None of the new characters are likable or interesting to me. Either they're annoying (Rose, Holdo, Hux), wastes of space (Phasma, Snoke, the coder), tokens (Poe, Finn), a one-note self-insert (Rey), or the old characters had to be butchered and turned into shitty people to prop the new ones up (Kylo, Poe, Rey).

I'm conflicted, on one hand I hate SJWs and I want the best ending to be the one where they get salty (Kylo lives and Stormpilot gets an ugly car crash death), but Reylos are also terrible and I don't want their satisfaction either.

...So the perfect ending for me is all of the new characters dying in an explosion while Lando, Chewie and the droids ride off into the sunset.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
It's only a vague impression, but seeing this image of "sexy Rey" makes me ponder her character/personality and I get the feeling that even the most blatant fan-service character in your average anime has more personality. Hell, chicks in porn flicks might have more personality than Rey.
Am I mistaken?
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because you want to stick your dick in sexy, this doesn't change if it's 2d or 3d. that's why sex sells - and feminists screeching about it shows how truly exceptional they are, because everybody knows it works exactly the same for women (if not more).
as for anime, the fanservice episode usually happens once the characters have been set up or is put into an OVA.

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But being sexy still wouldn't save Rey, not even a little. Just check that video from that weird hardcore fan Eric Butts, the best he can come up with in explaining how complex the arc of Rey is being is that "She.. She's come to know S-She is who she is!... She is not going to let others define her!". Wow. I mean, Rey's just so hollow and devoid of a soul that the hardcore fans of this God forsaken trilogy barely can explain what makes her good or interesting.
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by know we know that her character is even thinner than her advertisement cardboard cutout. if she would be sexy we would at least have something pleasant for the eye to look at. now give her a hunk as love interest and you'll get a lot of wet seats as well. it's really not rocket science, that's why the course of modern hollywood is so baffling.
 
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Do we have a betting jar for Finn being Lando's son?

One reddit leak claimed that Lando was stuck on BurningManPlanet for something involving Jannah, who he brought there when she was a little kid, before she was abducted.
What relation would he have to her that would get them involved? By extension, that would also draw in Finn, so I'm curious if this movies gives us a "Finn. I *am* your father!" scene.

That would be an amazing "twist", make the Universe even smaller by making the only black main character in the ST the offspring of the only black supporting character in the OT.
 
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