Trump Derangement Syndrome - Orange man bad. Read the OP! (ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴋɪᴡɪ ғᴀʀᴍs ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡs ɴᴏᴡ) 🗿🗿🗿🗿

lol just came here to report: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/30/us/politics/trump-dog.html Archive

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It's not even a good Photoshop, that's what makes this even funnier - they can't tell it's a fake
I had asked a friend that works with images when the first journalist tweet threads started developing...just in case:

Me:
*shows DJT's tweet* So tell me Oh impartial spirit of the internet Pretty clearly photoshopped, right? I mean, I'm not unskilled in the net, but also not COMPLETELY RETA RDED right?
I shall not be censored!

Him:
oh god yeah, the lighting on the dog is all wrong you can see the haloing around the edges of the dog too At most I'd say I can't tell how much of the medal has been manipulated beyond the obvious pawprint "medal" but the ribbon portion could be original regardless, it's a clear 'shop job
 
It's not even a good Photoshop, that's what makes this even funnier - they can't tell it's a fake
What makes it funny is not that it's fake. Even they know it's fake, which is why they're trying to hit him over the head with it as another 'lie.'

The funny thing is that they think it's some big scoop, when there was no effort made to make it look real. It's about as convincing as a Mr Potato Head disguise. The absurdity of something so obviously photoshopped triggering their TDS is as perfect as Trump's phone call to Zelensky and beautiful as one of Xi's letters to him.
 
It's not even a good Photoshop, that's what makes this even funnier - they can't tell it's a fake
How desperate for "Fuck Orange Man" clicks do they have to be to go with such a blatantly braindead angle? Or alternatively, how fucking retarded and/or senile do they have to be that they can't recognize the clearly lazy shop that clearly shows the doggo was a different layer?

Like, at this point if I was a journo I'd commission my own helicopter ride to do a flip from because this is just the saddest shit.
Just saw a “breaking news report” that Trump is facing “mountains of paperwork” evidence to the Ukraine call.

Mountains of evidence.

For a phone call
I repeat what I say about DogGate, but instead with how retarded do you have to be to think you have paperwork for a phonecall, and how desperate do you have to be to keep this dead story going to fail to impeach Orange Man.

Seriously 4th estate; stop. I'm actually getting tired of winning as you tard slap yourselves into bankruptcy from dropping views.
 
Not long.

If he wins 2020 it starts quickly..probaby within a month
I'd expect it based on that night's projected polls, tbh. "Trump is gonna win again, better go stab whitey."

Portland will burn
Torch it all!

No not really, but Antifa is running practically unchecked while the municipality spends 190 million on removing perfectly functional urinals from all it's bathrooms to accommodate any potential future signage changes. -.-
 
Goodness gracious. This troll bait has paid so much in dividends it's not even funny. Especially for something that originated on Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire.
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I swear to god these are the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen. I know they're just "pretending" to be this stupid so they can wail about Trump some more, but surely they understand that absolutely everyone, especially the White House staff, are laughing their fucking asses off at this right now, right?
 

No fucking shit it was altered. One could see from the eye that it was just a joke. Maybe you can find one little reason for the purpose of the other outrage fests the TDS troupe has had. One little thing that Tramp did that justifies the anger. But this...this is the most unreasonable thing to get mad at. All Tramp did was make light of the dog being a hero. If this was real, the news would've reported that Tramp gave a dog a medal of honor instead of Tramp joking about it.

They literally can't go without getting angry at anything he does, even if there's not really even a downside to it like this one.
 
Ladies and gentlemen - we (apparently) got him.


If this is true, no wonder the whistleblower's identity has been hidden. It would make the hackjob so obvious only the biggest morons would not have folded.
 
And Ciaramella worked with a Democratic National Committee operative who dug up dirt on the Trump campaign during the 2016 election, inviting her into the White House for meetings, former White House colleagues said. The operative, Alexandra Chalupa, a Ukrainian-American who supported Hillary Clinton, led an effort to link the Republican campaign to the Russian government. “He knows her. He had her in the White House,” said one former co-worker, who requested anonymity to discuss the sensitive matter.
These niggers are literally trying to pull ANOTHER Russiagate after their last one failed. This is so autistic it's pathetic.
 
This is epically glorious. This dog pic has made them lose their damn minds.

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Ladies and gentlemen - we (apparently) got him.


If this is true, no wonder the whistleblower's identity has been hidden. It would make the hackjob so obvious only the biggest morons would not have folded.
Wasn't he already doxxed as a Ukrainian working on the National Security Council, or something like that? I swore I heard smug assholes on NPR talking about it and saying it was him.

Also, how exceptional is WaPo that they're getting clowned on by Ben Shapiro, of all people?
 
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