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With his sixth wish he wished for an online Fallout game ...
Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off
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With his sixth wish he wished for an online Fallout game ...
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Also their designated vacation planet is the same one used by the imperials...god this is so fucking stupid its literally like both the US army and the Taliban sending troops to Eurodisney for R&R god fucking damnit this is unironically more stupid than My Immortal
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They have to be doing this on purpose. They can't be legitimately this stupid and out of touch.
They're doing this deliberately as a comedy sketch to piss of normies and appeal to the Tumblr/Twitter crowd. Either that, or they really think they're hilarious.
They're doing this deliberately as a comedy sketch to piss of normies and appeal to the Tumblr/Twitter crowd. Either that, or they really think they're hilarious.
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Yeah man the comic reads like a post-modern comedic take, it just falls flat on its face in the execution.
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Indeed, I am.
We need to teach future generations to be cautious for what they wish for. The popularization of anything means that creating this content goes from creating just to create to creating to profit. Instead of making money to make things, it's making things to make money.
Once corporatism infiltrates art, it corrupts it. It tries to turn what literally cannot be quantified into numbers, and tries to take the niche and make it appeal to everyone. And when you try to please everyone, you please nobody.
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And his seventh wish for Rupert Murdoch to
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There was Yaddle in TPM alongside Yoda, but she ended up being killed in a comic tie-in. So for all we know, they could've been the last of their kind, or not. Nobody knows except George. George never allowed anything to come out regarding Yoda's species. He even cancelled books, comics and an entire line of trading cards in the 90s for even daring to go there. When it came to Yoda's species and their ways, George's tism regarding this was as perplexing as it was dedicated, so you couldn't say jack shit about them without him laying down the banhammer. So anything about their species is pure speculation. It wasn't until 2009 (over 15 years after the TCG's cancellation) that George finally allowed the infamous Yoda species card from the cancelled trading card game to finally be published.I could have sworn Yoda's species was extinct except for him, and had been for a long, long time, like hundreds of years before EP IV? And that this was mentioned somewhere or other in something that carried over to being canon in Disney SW, maybe the Clone Wars series. Or maybe I've got some imaginary headcanon?
So this is the only thing anyone can really know about them in regards to what George approved. They're clearly a highly religious people who revered a deity or buddhist-like figure who shared their image, and they also had fancy runes.
Every time George was asked about what Yoda was, he would just give joke replies like saying that Yoda was a toad, a frog or the lost son of Kermit and Miss Piggy before leaving the whole thing mute.
Because of this oddity, there were only like 3 other characters who shared Yoda's species:
Yaddle being the most well know from TPM who died in the line of duty.
Then Vandar, a jedi master from the game KOTOR (which was set thousands of years ago).
And Oteg, a jedi master from TORtanic (which was also set thousands of years ago but long after KOTOR).
There was also a teenage member called Minch from a potentially non-canon comic who may or may not have been Yoda who was the "creator" of the Dark Side Cave on Dagobah.
The name Minch came from Yoda's unused given name from an early version of ESB, so his name would've been Minch Yoda, with Yoda being the family name. Early concepts also had Yoda be blue and naked.
Edit: Seems I was ninja'd by @Poe-Shen Zcela. Kudos to you.
Nobody seems to know what the fuck they are in any media, not even the movies if we go by unused lines from the script for ROTS which also just refer to his kind as "Yoda's species".
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You know what would have been great? Yoda's just a guy. This is what you look like when you hit 900, just like he told Luke.
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So....whats the odds on it being confirmed by Nu-War canon that Yoda's species enjoyed erotic genital torture?
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Now that would've been subversive.
Very likely. I'm sure we'll get a gritty and obnoxious male Yoda-esque character at some point who only drinks and fucks and he reveals that his entire species are just a bunch of swamp rednecks who are into scat and inflation, and that Yoda was the sole exception but not because of his own free will, but because Kathleen Yaddle used her strong will and neo-feminist ideology to beat some sense into Yoda.
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Call me crazy but I thought Lucas said Yoda was a single consciousness who existed throughout time simultaneously in different bodies.
Like Ultimecia from Final Fantasy 8.
Like Ultimecia from Final Fantasy 8.
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into a K-hole, i must go
failed, i have
failed, i have
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YODA GETS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AT KFC
This is what started it all, his hate for liberals and minorities. I own none of the music or images in this video.
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As a non-cannon one-off joke comic, the idea isn't bad:
Porkins Has a Nice Day.
The problem is it doesn't read funny, becuase they keep jamming it full of woke talking points, making these guys the wokest possible. "IT makes me remember the importance of self-care"; this isn't Porkin's soy addiction being played for laughs, this is the 100% serious message the permatriggered wokestains writing this want to impart to the audience.
To compare the zealot left to the religious right:
You could, for example, do a
All this humor will promptly go out the window and turn off anyone not already a part of you cult if you toss that subtly out the window every other page you have them stand around and with no other context or prompting say "I am sure glad Jesus is my savior."
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can you blame him?YODA GETS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AT KFC
This is what started it all, his hate for liberals and minorities. I own none of the music or images in this video.
No, Yoda! Don't do it!
>furry convention
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It definitely should be.
"Behead those Sith Pigs in name of Allah we must! ACKBAR ALLAHU!"
That would've been an interesting idea, but George always seemed to make it clear that Yoda was a mortal who just had a very long lifespan. Although I personally always liked the idea that Yoda and his kind were like divine incarnations of the Force itself or a species who served as heralds or something for it who only appeared to help steer the Galaxy in the right direction when needed. Sadly that didn't seem to be the case, especially after ROTS and the Filoni Wars finale by George confirmed that Yoda didn't know how to become a Force Ghost till near the end of his life.
Anyway, nothing was ever given on Yoda's species, but Yoda was given a backstory of sorts by a fan who won a "Design an Alien" contest in 1994 which got George's approval only because the creator was respectful enough to honor George's most obsessive rule by not mentioning Yoda's species or homeworld. In it, Yoda's family and homeworld are unknown but around 900 or less years ago he came from far far away and was not particularly well-versed in spirituality or the ways of his people and left his homeworld as a reckless kid on an old outdated ship to seek out a new life in the galaxy. He eventually became friends with a young human lad and they traveled around together until one day an asteroid hit their ship which left them adrift in space for days and almost near-death until they finally crashed on the swampy planet which may have been Dagobah. There they were saved from death by a mysterious figure named N'Kata, an old Jedi Master in spiritual isolation who resided on the planet. He sensed the Force was strong in the two boys as well as their great potential and took them on as his Padawans and eventually sent them off to join the Jedi Order on Coruscant with his blessings and the events of Yoda's past would go down as a legend of which many details had been lost. If you see it like that, Yoda's return to Dagobah years later may have been due to it being or it being similar to the place he once trained in long ago, and also the Dark Side Cave makes for a pretty handy element to mask your light side presence. But pretty much nothing before Disney ever implied Yoda was actually born in that swamp pit.
Funnily enough the picture on the left is actually from the
Smithfield Decretals written by Pope Gregory IX in the 14th century,
so Yoda's even part of our planet's past.
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Yeah. Disney hasn't really given her a solid age but the one recurring thing is that she's even older and possibly wiser than Yoda. One claims she's over 1000, the other that she's over 966, another is 2000, and one comic implies that she's over fucking 4000.
She isn't even a jedi or a proper Force trainee. Disney writers brag that she's watched sith and jedi duke it out and that she identifies as a follower of the Light but that she also leans somewhere in the middle/gray and likes collecting Jedi artifacts to preserve them despite that she used to be a pirate. She looks like a creepy crossbreed of a Human and an Asogian/ET's species now that I look at her closely.
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This is fanfic levels of writing