Imagine being so fat that staff checks up on you every 5 minutes in case you've suffered a heart attack or fallen and couldn't get up.
She literally has fat spilling out from under those jeans... What a freak show.
Ooh ooh, Danielle McAllister! She's my favorite. She's a goddamn neutron star of bitterness, passive aggression, and addict behavior. Danielle's got an entire video on why she won't lose weight, featuring such epic excuses as "I don't like veggies" and "salads are boring."
Another classic. She hates dating... but, um, she likes muscular men

In which our super busy fashionista admittedly spends A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR ordering lunch. The way she seethes upon discovering the restaurant gave her 2% rather than chocolate milk is just... wow. She's that girl who terrorizes the skinny bitch baristas at Starbucks, for sport. But she's really nice, you know. Why are men so shallow?