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I bet I can turn this into a meme:
"22-year-old midget named Hannah"

This meme is dedicated to Phrenelith

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Toilet Man said:
You're underestimating how bad he is at games at a fundamental level, and how easily he gets confused by too many mechanics and item-based dynamics in video games. He can't sneak for shit, he complains about too much traveling in open-world games, and even in easy games he gets flustered by challenges involving enemies or puzzles.

I'm predicting he'll be handheld throughout majority of Death Stranding, he'll bitch and moan about the combat or the boss challenges, he'll whine constantly and ask for help, and then at the end he'll say it's a great game and never return to it ever again.
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Remember when he complained about too much driving around with cars in grand theft AUTO san andreas? I do.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
I'd say Phil is more like a Phillip K Dick or even George Orwell character.

A man growing up in the heart of the American dream, lands a nice job and enjoys his wacky futuristic fighting games to the applause of fans using the futuristic interweb, so much so he can start to earn a living on this wild and zany medium. Then he accrues huge amounts of debt trying to keep up this life he's become accustomed to on the teat of cheap / disposable interweb entertainers. His life becomes a slow downward spiral, his life imploding as the glitz and glamor of the brave new world of opportunity becomes his cage, his hobby now his rock to forever push up a hill while begging for help rather than enjoying applause. All the while his friends have left him and he now remains alone to play videogames for change to keep his head above water, everything he wanted to be and yet the most miserable fucking person.
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Damn man, when you sum it up that way he really is a PKD character
 
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My favorite thing is that when told that Wings avoids this problem by playing with a full party, Phil's response was "He plays with a full party of viewers? Fuckin' lame, DOOD". The idea of making a party with his own viewers is too much for Phil to handle.

Edit: AHAHAHAHAHAH, just as he was starting to rant again, he inadvertently muted his mic :lol:
 
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My favorite thing is that when told that Wings avoids this problem by playing with a full party, Phil's response was "He plays with a full party of viewers? Fuckin' lame, DOOD". The idea of making a party with his own viewers is too much for Phil to handle.

Edit: AHAHAHAHAHAH, just as he was starting to rant again, he inadvertently muted his mic :lol:
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The neat thing is, Wings can just say at least I'm not Dave. And bam, instantly he feels better about his position.
Man, we need to write a book about how to better your life through the power of Not Dave

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Why doesn't he just play with some subs? If this is actually a bug just make MW a sub game to play every now and then. Would solve the problem and encourage his sheep to sub or donate so they could play with him. He definitely has/had people he can play with, I remember him playing with some people when he played Fortnite.
 
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samovski said:
Why doesn't he just play with some subs? If this is actually a bug just make MW a sub game to play every now and then. Would solve the problem and encourage his sheep to sub or donate so they could play with him. He definitely has/had people he can play with, I remember him playing with some people when he played Fortnite.
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His problem can be easily fixed but he is too lazy.
He could login to his cod account and just change settings. But he cant. Says its just a phantom account whatever the fuck it means.
 
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samovski said:
Why doesn't he just play with some subs? If this is actually a bug just make MW a sub game to play every now and then. Would solve the problem and encourage his sheep to sub or donate so they could play with him. He definitely has/had people he can play with, I remember him playing with some people when he played Fortnite.
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This is the perfect jump in to compare Wings with Phil.

Wings can field a group of either friends, or people he trusts not to troll, pretty often. Sometimes a troll will get slipped in but Wings plays it off 90% of the time, and in my opinion, the trolls usually end up looking worse than Wings does. One of the most recent Leen videos has some idiot who just screamed "brandi got blacked, brandi got blacked, brandi got blacked" over and over, thinking Wings was going to kick him, but Wings just let him repeat it for seriously 30+ seconds. It was just pathetic.

Compared to Dave, who has literally no friends and near zero people he trusts not to start saying troll things, because he lives in perpetual fear that a troll is going to be able to slip in an SOS to chat that is going to make them realize they're watching a con man. Dave lives in a house of glass where he sees troll messages as nuclear powered rocks. Always fearful of the day one stray message just smashes into his home.
 
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The weirdest and worst part to me is that the people that donate the most to Dave receive the least respect.
It's like he expects them all to be trolls and playing out some sort of gay op he just doesn't know about yet. It's like Dave is so paranoid about another EvilAJ out there that he refuses to trust anyone - even people that have followed him for years, given him thousands of dollars, and never once said something negative. He's got a core group of superfans that are the ones that keep him afloat and swoop in at the end to make sure whatever emergency goal he's arbitrarily defined is met, and all he does is shit on them.


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This is the perfect jump in to compare Wings with Phil.

Wings can field a group of either friends, or people he trusts not to troll, pretty often. Sometimes a troll will get slipped in but Wings plays it off 90% of the time, and in my opinion, the trolls usually end up looking worse than Wings does. One of the most recent Leen videos has some idiot who just screamed "brandi got blacked, brandi got blacked, brandi got blacked" over and over, thinking Wings was going to kick him, but Wings just let him repeat it for seriously 30+ seconds. It was just pathetic.

Compared to Dave, who has literally no friends and near zero people he trusts not to start saying troll things, because he lives in perpetual fear that a troll is going to be able to be able to slip in an SOS to chat that is going to make them realize they're watching a con man. Dave lives in a house of glass where he sees troll messages as nuclear powered rocks. Always fearful of the day one stray message just smashes into his home.
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Perpetual Outrage said:
This is the perfect jump in to compare Wings with Phil.

Wings can field a group of either friends, or people he trusts not to troll, pretty often. Sometimes a troll will get slipped in but Wings plays it off 90% of the time, and in my opinion, the trolls usually end up looking worse than Wings does. One of the most recent Leen videos has some idiot who just screamed "brandi got blacked, brandi got blacked, brandi got blacked" over and over, thinking Wings was going to kick him, but Wings just let him repeat it for seriously 30+ seconds. It was just pathetic.

Compared to Dave, who has literally no friends and near zero people he trusts not to start saying troll things, because he lives in perpetual fear that a troll is going to be able to be able to slip in an SOS to chat that is going to make them realize they're watching a con man. Dave lives in a house of glass where he sees troll messages as nuclear powered rocks. Always fearful of the day one stray message just smashes into his home.
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Real tawk. I don't think Wings is nearly as bad as Phil anymore
 
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