Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Dead Hams]

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Some guy just minding his own business when he hears his Beats beep.
Beats: *device connected* "--are handsome. You are straight. Women love you. You do not want the cock. You are handsome. You are straight. Women love you--"
Guy: "The fuck?"
Russ: "Shorry kat vuz nee!"

 

[DarkAlien]

Lol @ reach around, he wishes

 

[The Great Citracett]

Somebody's angry.

I'm pretty sure he means "the run-around" though.

At least I sure hope that's what he means...

 

[XxxwernxxX]

It seems like he understands less and less how relationships work every time he says something like this. It's pretty impressive in a way.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lol @ reach around, he wishes

Russ is usually the one GIVING the reach-around, that's why he's upset.

 

[Crispeacock]

Russ is usually the one GIVING the reach-around, that's why he's upset.

Its a pint of hand Shandy for the Russ, fruit based non alcoholic cider for the lady (Publandlord Joke in there somewhere)

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Lol @ reach around, he wishes

Ah, this reminds me of another old adage: “Another man’s cock in your hand is better than paying to push yours through a whore’s bush.”

 

[AnOminous]

Somebody's angry.

I'm pretty sure he means "the run-around" though.

At least I sure hope that's what he means...

Is he now taking it up the ass from gay guys for rides to whore houses? And the guy gives him a reacharound twice? He should be grateful. Some fuckers will fuck you in the ass without even the courtesy of a reacharound.

Does he really not know what a reacharound is?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ah, this reminds me of another old adage: “Another man’s cock in your hand is better than paying to push yours through a whore’s bush.”

I LOLed at what you wrote, but the more I thought about it realized it makes too much sense to be a Greer original.

Hilarious nonetheless. Once again , if he wasn't real, nobody would believe he said such a thing. It's like a line from Dumb & Dumber.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I LOLed at what you wrote, but the more I thought about it realized it makes too much sense to be a Greer original.

Hilarious nonetheless. Once again , if he wasn't real, nobody would believe he said such a thing. It's like a line from Dumb & Dumber.

He just hears sayings and repeats them like a dimwitted parrot without understanding the meaning.

 

[Crispeacock]

He just hears sayings and repeats them like a dimwitted parrot without understanding the meaning.

I was trying to describe him to a friend the other day and I eventually settle with hes a dim-witted misogynist who fucks everything he ever does up and he comes up with the most wonderful sayings like an overtly sexualised google translate from "English" into "Greer" and then back again. He grabs two dissimmilar sayings and jams them together to form a greerism (a grism?) that is better than the sum of its parts.

Perhaps we should start calling him Russ Reach-around

 

[GloriousScarf]

Lol @ reach around, he wishes

These Russism's are my favorite thing about him. If I had the time I'd make a compilation album.

 

[Egg Basket]

Maybe he'll use her as his next musical muse?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Maybe he'll use her as his next musical muse?
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Good for her.

You mean Russ has trouble letting things go?

Nope, I'll never believe it.

 

[drtoboggan]

Calling it now. He is officially Reach-Around Russell.

 

[Crispeacock]

Calling it now. He is officially Reach-Around Russell.

RAR RAR RAR!

 

[The Great Citracett]

That really isn't as profound an observation or as catchy a lyric as he thinks it is...

 

[Crispeacock]

Maybe he'll use her as his next musical muse?
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Isn't it weird that after 10 years you still remember being shot down by a girl, and feel slighted by that, and can't let it go you gimpfritter. Most people move on from their highschool sweethearts (unless they marry them), but well this is Reach-around Russ the Gaping MAW of LAW.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Isn't it weird that after 10 years you still remember being shot down by a girl, and feel slighted by that, and can't let it go you gimpfritter. Most people move on from their highschool sweethearts (unless they marry them), but well this is Reach-around Russ the Gaping MAW of LAW.

Imagine being that woman who likely has a family of her own by now finding out that the weirdo freakfest you turned down for one Homecoming dance 10 years ago is still obsessing over it. I think he must keep some journal like you’d find in a psychopaths room after he’s gone on a rampage with all the names of all the women he’s ever creeped on written in his infantile scrawl. Complete with dates and times with full descriptions of alleged discriminashun and hating nice guys and the Chads they picked over him.

 

[DarkAlien]

You mad?