Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Golden Age of being shit. They must feel proud, they got a franchise that at one point in time was unstoppable and turned it into the most pathetic series of agenda commercials that lack anything Star Wars.

Fucking C-class nothing characters like Iron Man and Thanos get more respect from the audience, and those movie versions don't even have the same amount of depth as the source material. Even those mass appeal versions get more respect. It's the darkest age of Star Wars.

What's sad is that there is no turning back, Disney will let it rest for 3 years maximum then just fucking try again and again and again and again and again but they will never get it right, they got 5 films to get it right and look the state of things.

I just can't comprehend how they could fuck up this hard, it's really something to be proud of, it's some fucking kind of record and will forever stain the legacy. Now the legacy is one full of weirdos and freaks, those nerds that complained about the prequels have been replaced by actual lunatics who don't even love the franchise.
 
God that art is just hideous. I love Rey's face though, you can see that her mouth is still agape even at this distance. At least whoever drew this abomination got that right.

All the art is traced from photo reference, so drawing her with a closed mouth would require photo evidence of Daisy Ridley having closed her mouth.

Impossible.
 
I just can't comprehend how they could fuck up this hard, it's really something to be proud of, it's some fucking kind of record and will forever stain the legacy. Now the legacy is one full of weirdos and freaks, those nerds that complained about the prequels have been replaced by actual lunatics who don't even love the franchise.

At this point, I'm just waiting for the reveal that Iger has been shorting Disney stock for the last 5 years.
 
According to CNET, Star Wars is at its golden age thanks to Disney!

Makes sense.
The dark age: When the movies were generally so well-received, they became an instant classic, beloved by many to such a degree that it inspired a decade-long loyalty to the brand.
The golden age: When the makers of the movies have to shut down any ciriticism with accusations of bigotry and the former audience falls either into braindead soy-addicts, who would pay money so others do their thinking and those that are harassed via a media machine paid by Disney.

Sounds about right.
 
Last one, I promise

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KK already tanked the franchise and she hasn't hired a single woman director/writer yet. She's well aware of it and it's important for her to appease the people criticizing her for it. If she isn't out that will be the next priority, and lets face it there are maybe one or two women directors who can do this without turning into a fiasco. Can you imagine the director of "a wrinkle in time" being a strong contender because it's time to hire a diverse director
 
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At this point, I'm just waiting for the reveal that Iger has been shorting Disney stock for the last 5 years.

I'd believe that if Kevin Feige got Hillary Clinton'd and committed suicide with two bullets through the back of the head, but until then the MCU is holding up Disney pretty much single handedly.

Studio Chief Summit: All 7 Top Film Executives, One Room, Nothing Off-Limits (and No Easy Answers)

This chart in particular is insane:
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Add up Disney + Fox you get YTD $ 11.1 B. Add up everybody else: $10.92 B. Yep, Disney is 50% of the Hollywood box office for 2019 as things stand. And with Wamenator: Woke Fate shitting up the Box Office currently, Paramount is on its way to being a rounding error once the holiday movies hit.

As an aside, Alan Horn is a punk faggot bitch. He fired James Gunn, made noises like Gunn was never coming back to anything Disney, and...here we are. It is quite clear at this point that anything Kevin Feige wants, Kevin Feige gets. He also allowed LucasFilm to devolve into GenderStudies 101: The Movie without so much as raising a finger. Pity nobody pointed that out to Horn in the article. What the hell does he do all day? Bullshit on "Nothing off limits," you testicle-less drones at Hollywood Reporter.

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I'd believe that if Kevin Feige got Hillary Clinton'd and committed suicide with two bullets through the back of the head, but until then the MCU is holding up Disney pretty much single handedly.

Studio Chief Summit: All 7 Top Film Executives, One Room, Nothing Off-Limits (and No Easy Answers)

This chart in particular is insane:
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Add up Disney + Fox you get YTD $ 11.1 B. Add up everybody else: $10.92 B. Yep, Disney is 50% of the Hollywood box office for 2019 as things stand. And with Wamenator: Woke Fate shitting up the Box Office currently, Paramount is on its way to being a rounding error once the holiday movies hit.

As an aside, Alan Horn is a punk faggot bitch. He fired James Gunn, made noises like Gunn was never coming back to anything Disney, and...here we are. It is quite clear at this point that anything Kevin Feige wants, Kevin Feige gets. He also allowed LucasFilm to devolve into GenderStudies 101: The Movie without so much as raising a finger. Pity nobody pointed that out to Horn in the article. What the hell does he do all day? Bullshit on "Nothing off limits," you testicle-less drones at Hollywood Reporter.

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Considering Feige is one of the things keeping Disney afloat as Lucasfilm circles the drain I'd say he better damn well get what he wants.
 
Doubtful considering she's a bigwig whamen, but it would be funny to see.
Deadspin's entire staff just got shitcanned and both Sony and Warner fired their bigwig whamen when they failed to bring home the bacon.

Corporate wokeness goes out the window once the bottom line starts hurting.

Under Kennedy LF managed to completely tank a brand that was thought of as unsinkable in only 4 years and according to rumors Disney has been riding her ass on ROS and micromanaging the hell out of it. And coincidentally Star Wars' planned hiatus just so happens to be the same length as the remainder of her contract and there's been persistent rumors that either JJ Abrams or more recently Kevin Feige will soon be in control of Lucasfilm.

This is the most apt description of how Disney-Lucasfilm views SW. Just a lifestyle brand designed for a demographic that doesn't even exist but they desperately want it to exist. I mean for fuck's sake, their latest "big idea" was designing a luxury space battle ship/car with a german auto company without realizing that the popularity of ships in SW comes from either being designed with military influence in mind or a clunky junk-ish look. And that's without discussing the SW self-help books for men and women and the expensive as shit SW cooking supply set for rich wine moms.
Lifestyle brands are the new dot com bubble it seems.
 
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KK already tanked the franchise and she hasn't hired a single woman director/writer yet. She's well aware of it and it's important for her to appease the people criticizing her for it. If she isn't out that will be the next priority, and lets face it there are maybe one or two women directors who can do this without turning into a fiasco. Can you imagine the director of "a wrinkle in time" being a strong contender because it's time to hire a diverse director
It is my sole hope that they will hire some woman to direct an SW movie - and I really hope it'll be someone purely chosen to check off a few diversity checkmarks with absolutely no consideration for her experience, portfolio or even just the faintest contemplation about her actual skills.

I want Disney to pay a shitton of money for a movie made by a nobody purely based on her gender, have them pour money into marketing to boost the movie's image and then have them realize that the audience doesn't want their shitty product just cause it was made by someone with an uterus.
 
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