Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

[Casket Base]

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[StrawberryDouche]

EEEEE! I am so excited our beloved Kate is branching out to other fatties. Fat Amy is an untapped comedy gold mine, and I expect great things.

eta: Kate, this is essential viewing. Amy tried hard to make this disappear.

https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/853/853538-d72095e024525040a9c98085e456d710.mp4

 

[NototiousUnit]

Can she wipe her own fat ass? Doubtful.

In her blog post about fat hygiene she linked the detachable shower head she uses to clean the parts of her body she can't reach (ass included). But running water over your stank ass without agitation and soap doesn't actually clean anything, J!

I can only imagine the smell of their apartment. 2 rank deathfats, 1 dog which they probably never groom and a cat with a litter box that you just know these lazy fucks are cleaning at best once a week. All combined you've got sweat/shit, ammonia from the cat pee, dog dander and the smell of all their fast food takeout. Lovely!

(Edit to link the article. I know it was posted before but in case anyone wanted to see the shit show)

 

[Wyzzerd]

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It reminds me of the time the local necromancer decided to show off his abilities during Thanksgiving...


The bird atleast asked for a quick return to death instead of making a YouTube channel.

 

[Not me]

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Just imagine her laying on her back flailing her arms around like that because she can't get up on her own. All of her kids have to roll her to the side so she can get up again.
If you get so fat you end up as a joke it's time to loose weight.

 

[Free the Pedos]

When you wear your socks internally you might just have a weight issue.

Def read that in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice.

Corissa and Jay live in a pretty nice place for two people crying poverty.

That’s a photographer’s studio. Though why they’re getting professional photography done when they’re broke is another question.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

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Hahahhaha OMG I cracked during this entire 'workout!' I don't get why THEY don't get that they can't work out for a few minutes and lose 100lbs right away. It's DIET, fools, DIET! Put the candy and cheap carb garbage away and start eating WHOLE FOOD!

Found this little gem from June:

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Since Amy doesn't have a thread, can I get a quick rundown on her?

 

[Captain Ahab]

Since Amy doesn't have a thread, can I get a quick rundown on her?

White trash landwhale who married a Muslim and popped a bunch of kids she’s too fat and lazy to care care of. They are broke, live in a crappy house, and are known to partake in internet panhandling. They can be belligerent when people call them out. Amy stays home all day. The hubby, I think, has some minimum wage job but I can’t remember what he does. They have a pet skunk that pisses and shits all over the house.

 

[Beavis]

Def read that in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice.


That’s a photographer’s studio. Though why they’re getting professional photography done when they’re broke is another question.

They’re irresponsible morons.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

White trash landwhale who married a Muslim and popped a bunch of kids she’s too fat and lazy to care care of. They are broke, live in a crappy house, and are known to partake in internet panhandling. They can be belligerent when people call them out. Amy stays home all day. The hubby, I think, has some minimum wage job but I can’t remember what he does. They have a pet skunk that pisses and shits all over the house.

Also:

Convicted thief
Fuck ton of small claims judgements
Bankruptcy
Met Ali online, flew to Egypt, married him the next day
A mystery kid with a foreign passport she swears she adopted; also swears she gave birth to him
Keeps a toilet in the van for her screeching children to use
Suspected in the swatting of another youtuber, but unconfirmed
Was about to be evicted so she grifted the internet and hilarity ensued like a motherfucker

 

[Punkinsplice]

Hahahhaha OMG I cracked during this entire 'workout!' I don't get why THEY don't get that they can't work out for a few minutes and lose 100lbs right away. It's DIET, fools, DIET! Put the candy and cheap carb garbage away and start eating WHOLE FOOD!

Found this little gem from June:

This is fantastic! Is that her husband?

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

White trash landwhale who married a Muslim and popped a bunch of kids she’s too fat and lazy to care care of. They are broke, live in a crappy house, and are known to partake in internet panhandling. They can be belligerent when people call them out. Amy stays home all day. The hubby, I think, has some minimum wage job but I can’t remember what he does. They have a pet skunk that pisses and shits all over the house.

Isn't gluttony treated the same way in the bible with Muslims? Did she meet her husband though the internet and he only married her for a green card? Its a miracle that kids themselves are fat, so obvious she eats all the food, someone needs to make a thread about her since she seems like lolcow material.

 

[Angry New Ager]

That’s a photographer’s studio. Though why they’re getting professional photography done when they’re broke is another question.

Well, just look at them--that's a lot of bad decision-making on the hoof. People who allow their bodies to end up like that offer proof of their inability to make sane and rational choices every time you look at them.

 

[Binge_n_purrrg]

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Yes, let’s “workout” while wearing clothing HEAD TO TOE. Just like whenever I see these disgusting Islamic swamp bitches in the Summer, I’ll pass by them and say to myself out loud, “sure is hot today”. Stupid pigs.

 

[GoodLard]

This is fantastic! Is that her husband?

Yes, that's her green card scamming feeder Muslim husband.

 

[simulated goat]

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She looks like she is trying to take off and fly away. If bumblebees can do it, why not her?

Binge_n_purrrg said:


Yes, let’s “workout” while wearing clothing HEAD TO TOE. Just like whenever I see these disgusting Islamic swamp bitches in the Summer, I’ll pass by them and say to myself out loud, “sure is hot today”. Stupid pigs.

I can't get too close because they stink of cheap perfume they bathe in in an attempt at covering up their sweat smell. IMO, they also pile on the perfume to signal to the male of the species that there is some hot stuff under the ambulatory bedsheets.

 

[headlikeafckngorange]

Good ol’ Sofie Hagen never disappoints.

 

[gay frogs]

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It’s dark so I can’t tell, is that her gut hanging down between her legs

 

[AbraCadaver]

WHY IS SHE SUCH A FLAILING CARTOON EGG

AND WHY CAN I NOT STOP LAUGHING

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