DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

Yes.

Knowing his boomer self, it probably takes like an hour to create his schedule in paint.

Why is he like that?

Also, im surprised no one ever sent him a template to have a better looking shedule. How long is he using the same shitty garbage? 4-5-6 years?

 

[Salubrious]

Why is he like that?

Also, im surprised no one ever sent him a template to have a better looking shedule. How long is he using the same shitty garbage? 4-5-6 years?

People help him all the time; he refuses because he's a narcissist who's always right.

He still saves still images on his computer as GIFs!

He complained about the setup of his room, and when an actual fan gave him some tips, he handwaved them all away as impossible.

He complained that he can't move his computer because the air conditioner will make it too cold.

Unless you convince DSP that something was his own idea, he won't do it because that would mean that someone is smarter than him.

 

[Pargon]

Yes.

Knowing his boomer self, it probably takes like an hour to create his schedule in paint.

Don't forget arguing with random users and starting monthly spats with much more recognizable personalities that he can milk for donations later.

 

[Surly Muppet]

What is moonmoon doing? Figuring out how he can get his dad to quit his job so that he (moon) will be able to financially support his parents and allow them to spend as much time together as possible.

" @actually cheered and he's talking about moooonmoooon's parents... Oh wow dood, that sucks. That really sucks. Yeah, you know I know what it's like worrying about your parents all the time when they get older. I feel the same about my parents, you know, their health... uh... their health isn't as goooood? As it used to be? And every day you're just waiting for the neeeews, you know? My mom... she smoked A LAHT. And my dad? His back? It's not good, man. And of course, they live in the ghetto! *snort* And you know, it sucks because... because if anything happens? I can't go back to Connecticut! I can't! I can't afford it! At least moonmoon... at least he has the money, you know? *leg slap* I'm sure he'll get tons today, even if he's not asking for it. Me, you know, I can't afford it? And I can't take the time off streaming! I'm still struggling after the trip earlier this year! It really hurt me! Still trying to... to recover! So if you could tip today, that would really help me out.

Oh now we have a troll cheer. They're saying I'm making this about me, and didn't my mom give me a bunch of money on that trip. No. You're a fucking moron, and now you can enjoy your ban. Anyone else want to be hurtful? You can sit in out in the hall while the rest of us have fun."

That's funny because right now his $10 Patreon Membership level is titled 'Get Even MORE Recognition!' and the only reward for that tier is literally 'a VERBAL thank-you shout-out during. . .(Ask the King. Hate LIVE! and possibly more) AS WELL AS once a month live on stream!' and that's it, sooo. . .

Even more so because he just plugged the patron the other day and mentioned the 'exciting perks'. So do they want this or not?
And when was the last time he did any kind of patreon crawl? Someone brought that up a while ago and he laughed it off but I feel like he hasn't shouted out any patron in months. He essentially offers nothing unless you hit $50, and even then I don't know that he'd do a Q&A vid anymore.

 

[tzgnilki]

People help him all the time; he refuses because he's a narcissist who's always right.

He still saves still images on his computer as GIFs!

He complained about the setup of his room, and when an actual fan gave him some tips, he handwaved them all away as impossible.

He complained that he can't move his computer because the air conditioner will make it too cold.

Unless you convince DSP that something was his own idea, he won't do it because that would mean that someone is smarter than him.

saw this today during luigi's mansion, he was looking for the last gem, couldn't find it and just sat there looking at chat

ofcourse someone said where it was, dave immediately did what they said and exclaims that he found it

 

[Salubrious]

saw this today during luigi's mansion, he was looking for the last gem, couldn't find it and just sat there looking at chat

ofcourse someone said where it was, dave immediately did what they said and exclaims that he found it

Same with escaping the Nether in Minecraft.

He constantly complained that everyone was stupid and wrong for not telling him what to do, but then when he found the items, he slipped back into first person singular "I DID IT! I FOUND ALL MY ITEMS!"

11:15

 

[LiquidCancer]

Does he really think the times that he puts on his little twitter schedule is the start of his work? He regularly starts the night stream up 10-15 minutes after the time listed and even then he will play 10 minutes of music before showing up to talk.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil begs for money from his parents. Umm, no!

Phil talks for a living. Therefore, his mom has to pay to talk to him. One hour once a week for a year... $52,000 sounds appropriate.

 

[Salubrious]

Does he really think the times that he puts on his little twitter schedule is the start of his work? He regularly starts the night stream up 10-15 minutes after the time listed and even then he will play 10 minutes of music before showing up to talk.

Not only that, but because he HAS to have his prestream, his actual gameplay starts at noon.

If you go strictly by gameplay, DSP's average schedule is 12-2, 2:15-4:15, 7:15-9:30.

Some of those might be shifted by 15 minutes, like 7-9:!5, but same concept.

And for his last two "marathons", he didn't even break 6 1/2 hours. So his actual gameplay was 15 minutes longer than usual AND he got to clock out over an hour early.

 

[actually]

He totally (believes that he) works a full day!

Not only that, but because he HAS to have his prestream, his actual gameplay starts at noon.

If you go strictly by gameplay, DSP's average schedule is 12-2, 2:15-4:15, 7:15-9:30.

Some of those might be shifted by 15 minutes, like 7-9:!5, but same concept.

And for his last two "marathons", he didn't even break 6 1/2 hours. So his actual gameplay was 15 minutes longer than usual AND he got to clock out over an hour early.

My absolute favorite thing about this is that by his own best-case scenario, Phil does less than 8 hours of streaming a day (10:15AM - 4PM = 5.75 hrs, 6:45PM-9:15PM = 2.5 hrs; that's 8.25 hrs - 0.3333 (the 20 minute break, which is usually more like 30) = 7.917 hrs). And that's before you account for, as you note, the 30-45 minutes where his stream is on, but he's not actually doing anything yet while his shitty remixes play. Even if one were supremely generous and allots a full hour for uploading and "social media stuff", fat boy here works less than 9 hours a day.

But he'll still claim he works 12 hours a day.

 

[Salubrious]

My absolute favorite thing about this is that by his own best-case scenario, Phil does less than 8 hours of streaming a day (10:15AM - 4PM = 5.75 hrs, 6:45PM-9:15PM = 2.5 hrs; that's 8.25 hrs - 0.3333 (the 20 minute break, which is usually more like 30) = 7.917 hrs). And that's before you account for, as you note, the 30-45 minutes where his stream is on, but he's not actually doing anything yet while his shitty remixes play. Even if one were supremely generous and allots a full hour for uploading and "social media stuff", fat boy here works less than 9 hours a day.

But he'll still claim he works 12 hours a day.

DSP starts work at 10:15 and finishes at 9:15, so he works an 11 hour day, 6 days per week in his mind. Plus however long the Youtube uploads for the night stream take.

That's because "even office jobs get breaks and lunch!"

 

[Pargon]

DSP starts work at 10:15 and finishes at 9:15, so he works an 11 hour day, 6 days per week in his mind. Plus however long the Youtube uploads for the night stream take.

That's because "even office jobs get breaks and lunch!"

In some fantastic parallel reality where Phil worked an office job he'd complain to his boss about not being paid for any activity remotely related to work, e.g. his commute, the time spent showering and getting dressed, needing to "de-stress" after work, etc.

 

[Sparkletor]

DSP starts work at 10:15 and finishes at 9:15, so he works an 11 hour day, 6 days per week in his mind. Plus however long the Youtube uploads for the night stream take.

That's because "even office jobs get breaks and lunch!"

Imagine him at the helicopter factory.

*clocks in *goes to break room

Okay everyone. Phil here. Today I will be doing a full day of customer service. Yes. A full day of answering the telephone. Okay. Taking orders, filling orders, placing orders... Rush rush rush. Okay. A lot of work. There are literally less than ten people a day who own helicopters and use this specific plant to order parts. Okay. Time for a bathroom break.

Today I will answer the phone if it rings. Tomorrow I will answer the phone. Thursday is my day off. Friday I am going to restructure the entire company. Saturday I will answer phones for variety.

Oh! I also need to clock out early because I am ordering pizza and need to get home before the delivery guy gets there.

There you go.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

My absolute favorite thing about this is that by his own best-case scenario, Phil does less than 8 hours of streaming a day (10:15AM - 4PM = 5.75 hrs, 6:45PM-9:15PM = 2.5 hrs; that's 8.25 hrs - 0.3333 (the 20 minute break, which is usually more like 30) = 7.917 hrs). And that's before you account for, as you note, the 30-45 minutes where his stream is on, but he's not actually doing anything yet while his shitty remixes play. Even if one were supremely generous and allots a full hour for uploading and "social media stuff", fat boy here works less than 9 hours a day.

But he'll still claim he works 12 hours a day.

But see, he really is working that long - EVEN longer than that! He's got the uploading, sure. But he's also working on the next day's script - do you think his hot bants just happen on their own you nudnik?!

He also has to stay 1 step ahead of all the tractors. He's got to out think them. Like recently, proving his laser like wit, after 11 years he figured out that maybe if he doesn't acknowledge troll tips they will stop happening - WOW!

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Umm... NO! You guys are complete idiot's! He does 7 FOOL HOURS of gameplay videos AND uploads 7 AOWURS of gameplay to YouTube. Okay? Nhat to mention the 2 hour prestrean that, by the way, is much harder than edited khantent.

I count 14 hours of RAW UNEDITED gameplay and 4 hours of prestream ON. TOP. *legslap* of the stream preparations as well as accounting for taxes and scheduling(?) , babysitting uploads and such you know what I mean? So anyone who says otherwise is a complete brain-dead Buffon *snakelaugh*

 

[Asperchewy]

Imagine him at the helicopter factory.

*clocks in *goes to break room

Okay everyone. Phil here. Today I will be doing a full day of customer service. Yes. A full day of answering the telephone. Okay. Taking orders, filling orders, placing orders... Rush rush rush. Okay. A lot of work. There are literally less than ten people a day who own helicopters and use this specific plant to order parts. Okay. Time for a bathroom break.

Today I will answer the phone if it rings. Tomorrow I will answer the phone. Thursday is my day off. Friday I am going to restructure the entire company. Saturday I will answer phones for variety.

Oh! I also need to clock out early because I am ordering pizza and need to get home before the delivery guy gets there.

There you go.

I hate DSP roleplaying in this thread with a passion. But this ahnestly had me in tears. Bravo.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I hate DSP roleplaying in this thread with a passion. But this ahnestly had me in tears. Bravo.

>DSP roleplaying

Me too, holy fucking shit. If anything needed to become a bannable offense, this would be it. Something like 2-4 posts a page are just people RPing as Dave and it's fucking awful. It's a step below tossing him quarters for attention...just get a tattoo of him on your ass already if you're gonna RP as him.

On the positive side, it does make scrolling through pages quicker.

 

[Windy1923]

I put this on Twitter but kept forgetting to put it on here, wasn't sure if there was a screenshot of Phil dropping in to a Tevin stream or not, sorry it's a bit out of date at this point

Edit: A few have mentioned on Twitter about the fact there wasn't a checkmark next to his name, so I went to the first verified channel with a livestream that didn't have it's chat turned off to double check. When searching a name, it won't have the mark

 

[huffysan]

I put this on Twitter but kept forgetting to put it on here, wasn't sure if there was a screenshot of Phil dropping in to a Tevin stream or not, sorry it's a bit out of date at this point

Phil is the biggest fan of Tevin and his shithead fanbase.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I put this on Twitter but kept forgetting to put it on here, wasn't sure if there was a screenshot of Phil dropping in to a Tevin stream or not, sorry it's a bit out of date at this point

Any idea how long he watched for?