Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[AprilRains]

Holy SHIT has that lower fupa grown.

Or her available shooping talent has shrunk.

 

[JambledUpWords]

CUSTOM SUIT.

She can't fit in plus size brands. They have to make it custom. Holy SHIT has that lower fupa grown.

Actually, the person that made the swimsuit for her was on the trip with them. Anihalla is the tall person in the group with the blonde curly hair. All of the swimsuits in the picture are custom.

 

[Rotogravure]

Tess’s girls trip
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NGL, I thought this was a drawing of Anna, Glitterandlazers or whatever the fuck her name is.

 

[JambledUpWords]

NGL, I thought this was a drawing of Anna, Glitterandlazers or whatever the fuck her name is.

Once you get fat enough, you start to lose distinctive features and become a blob. Anna still has more of a neck than Tess though.,

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

There's nothing more I can say.

 

[SnarkySperg]

The 'why are my friends hot?' comment seems like a way of her trying to prove she's queer, but it isn't as effective when it's a chick saying it.

Also, I guess her kids are just props to her. Seems somewhat common for narcs.

 

[ADHD]

Tess needed a vacation from not working and having Jolene watch her kids, so she drove to Palm Springs to have someone take pictures of her in her underwear, looking like melted ice cream blobbing all over. Body positivity is thirst posting in bed whole covering your lower bellies with a blanket. Have your friends tell mama she's still sexy, Rylee!
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The video:

 

[SnarkySperg]

The video:
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Why does everything she say sound so whiny? She sounds like a basic white bitch*.

*I can call her that because you can't be racist to white people.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Gorl’s Trip pt. 2

 

[Digital Thunder]

The shots of her little trotters in those shoes

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Her lip filler looks look hilariously bad. I know she's given up on looking like a woman and is going after that 600 pound drag queen look, but whoever did that to her mouth needs to get out.

 

[Water-T]

Holy shit, that video. Even the backs of her knees have gunts.

I can only imagine the smell coming from the dead skin, sweat, and body cheese emanating from those crevasses, because you know Tess can't reach them in order to clean them.

 

[Umaibae]

"Me and my friends are hot, y'all!"

LOL. They would barely even register as 4s back at the trailer park they came from.

IIRC, Amelia IS from a trailer park. Wonder if she GoFundMe'd this trip like she did her house?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Oh of course they went to Salvation Mountain. Every wannabe IG thottie or ***spiritual faerie mystic babe*** does a photoshoot there.

Why don't you waddle over to Slab City and stay in one of their AirBNBs too, Ten-Ton Tess? Or would bunking down with actual poorsies be too gross for you? Would the heat from the desert make your three pounds of cakeface just melt off?

I feel bad for any little LA girl who wanted her mom to make her a swimsuit using that kind of fabric. Making a custom suit for Tess would require buying out all the Jo-Anne's within fifty miles.

 

[Cat Flatulence]

She reminds me of Big Bertha.

Nostalgic.

I liked when Ethan Klein called her a beached whale recently.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Tess’s girls trip
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Good to see proof Tess is a miserable wreck. Anyone who posts a shit ton of photos constantly advertising “I love my life” is actually hoping to disguise their misery and/or also trying to convince themselves otherwise.

Endless posts showcasing shopping, over eating, playing dress up, off season weekend getaways, etc... are attempts at quick fixes to long term unhappiness. It doesn’t work.

She’s running a low rent ad campaign to hide the fact she’s broke, unemployable, incredibly fat narcissist who’s husband ran away and now she’s shacking up with her former employee and her two very unfortunate kids trying to eek out a crappy living on IG...but seems to only get in-kind crap, not cash for her fatty “influence.” I predict Jolene will never get Tess out of her apartment.

 

[multiverse]

I love how Jolene doesn't even rate "best friend" status after allowing Tess to move in with her and raising Tess's children for her. Guess she doesn't have enough clout to be the best friend, because everyone knows that you need to associate yourself with danger haired insta thots and not the real people who hold you up.

Anyhoodle, here's the best friend's photos of this outing. As you can see, Tess literally walked around in her bra and panties with a sheer elastic wrap around her body. I can't begin to imagine the chaffing injuries she sustained in this getup.


One day soon those will stop healing, Ryann, and you'll be left with your limbs rotting off. At least you'll finally lose 60-80 lbs when one of those edema ridden trunks gets amputated.

 

[Water-T]

Oh of course they went to Salvation Mountain. Every wannabe IG thottie or ***spiritual faerie mystic babe*** does a photoshoot there.

Ever since Kesha filmed her "Praying" music video there, every INSTATHOT has made it their fucking Mecca.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If only you could love yourself enough to lose weight and take care of your kids

 

[IBrokeBob]

Dear Tess,
Jesus loves you...
but everyone else thinks you are an asshole