Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Who takes selfies in Target in front of ink cartridges?

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She's as mundane as Amber.
 
Let's spend 15 seconds on Google and see how AL's declarations stand up, shall we?

508.140 Stalking in the first degree.
(1) A person is guilty of stalking in the first degree,
(a) When he intentionally:
1. Stalks another person; and
2. Makes an explicit or implicit threat with the intent to place that person in reasonable fear of:
a. Sexual contact as defined in KRS 510.010;
b. Serious physical injury; or
c. Death; and
(b) 1. A protective order has been issued by the court to protect the same victim or victims and the defendant has been served with the summons or order or has been given actual notice; or
2. A criminal complaint is currently pending with a court, law enforcement agency, or prosecutor by the same victim or victims and the defendant has been served with a summons or warrant or has been given actual notice; or
3. The defendant has been convicted of or pled guilty within the previous five (5) years to a felony or to a Class A misdemeanor against the same victim or victims; or
4. The act or acts were committed while the defendant had a deadly weapon on or about his person.
(2) Stalking in the first degree is a Class D felony.

Nothing about sitting in a parking lot (even for "hours and hours") to take 5 seconds of video of you heaving yourself into a car.

But wait! There's also Stalking in the second degree. Surely, this is what our gorl meant...

508.150 Stalking in the second degree.
(1) A person is guilty of stalking in the second degree when he intentionally:
(a) Stalks another person; and
(b) Makes an explicit or implicit threat with the intent to place that person in reasonable fear of:
1. Sexual contact as defined in KRS 510.010;
2. Physical injury; or
3. Death.
(2) Stalking in the second degree is a Class A misdemeanor.

I'm sure this is just an oversight on the part of the Kentucky Legislature. They'll get that "don't take a picture of me without mah permission" statute up soon enough, I'm sure.

Speaking of which, no -- it's not illegal to film someone in public without their consent.

Lawyerlynn, y'all. To be fair, there was some awful big words in those definitions.
 
I love litigiouslynn. I mean, she did go to college for "pre-law".

She always exaggerates or leaves out the details that make a difference. Pretty sure she said in a video that she only went to college for one semester in "criminal justice". This is silly because you spend the first two years in college taking mostly general classes like Political Science and Health.
 
First cue of a lie is that she was inside the vet for hours. A 2 second google search flat out says its not illegal,but to her it is because she's out of touch with reality.

She has to exaggerate to make it seem like a crazy person followed her around to get this footage when in reality it was someone that lives in the area that just happen to see her. This was the same day she ate the box of pasta while Twinkie was being seen to so no she wasn't at the vet for hours. If you search any youtuber there is footage of a fan filming them from far away everywhere- eating, shopping etc the difference is they either don't know or care. Yes lets call the police because someone filmed you walking out of a building for 5 seconds.
 
She always exaggerates or leaves out the details that make a difference. Pretty sure she said in a video that she only went to college for one semester in "criminal justice". This is silly because you spend the first two years in college taking mostly general classes like Political Science and Health.
I'm pretty sure the only class Amberlynn took in college was 'Lunch101'
 
Literally the last example we can point to of ALR filming people without consent is in that same fucking vet's office she was filmed walking out of, when she was stealth filming that conversation with the vet/tech about what a fat fuck Twinkie Storr is and how much less marginally of a fuck she could stand to be.
 
Literally the last example we can point to of ALR filming people without consent is in that same fucking vet's office she was filmed walking out of, when she was stealth filming that conversation with the vet/tech about what a fat fuck Twinkie Storr is and how much less marginally of a fuck she could stand to be.

omfg I forgot about the secret vet filming! She is legit insane like the crazy bus left long ago
 
Literally the last example we can point to of ALR filming people without consent is in that same fucking vet's office she was filmed walking out of, when she was stealth filming that conversation with the vet/tech about what a fat fuck Twinkie Storr is and how much less marginally of a fuck she could stand to be.

Actually that is incredibly illegal, to record conversations without the other person's consent. She's such a moron
 
Actually that is incredibly illegal, to record conversations without the other person's consent. She's such a moron
Not in Kentucky. Kentucky is a one party consent state when it comes to phonecalls and conversations, so only one person needs to be aware that it is recorded (ALR is that person).
 
Fuck man, why couldn’t it have been some longer footage, with some more waddles.

She can be in denial all she wants, like when she commented on Zach saying he was starring at her like she’s a creature from the Black lagoon and people shouldn’t judge people’s body, but she’s a fucking freak.
 
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