حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Locksnap]

So I'm not that familiar with resident sperglord Connor, but I've never seen him post on the lolcow board, except for here. Did he used to? If he did what did he post about?

When Vade visited her thread and threatened suicide, Connor arrived to tell Vade he was there to talk if she needed it, told everyone off for making fun of Vade, and then called Null a dick.

edit: backed up with links

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I've got like 1000 more posts spread across 5 accounts on 3 more forums to get through

Spoiler: its ok bb i maed u sum tea<3

 

[Bound2]

That mask kinda reminds me of the Wishmaster, a series of terrible movies I could see Connor liking. There were boobs in some of them!

 

[Sonic Hoo]

When Vade visited her thread and threatened suicide, Connor arrived to tell Vade he was there to talk if she needed it, told everyone off for making fun of Vade, and then called Null a dick.

Spoiler: nol-nol kun

 

[Smutley]

Today's post is dedicated to my waifu @BOLDYSPICY! for giving me the strength to go on, luv u boo <3

Toho Kingdom, Part 2, GO

Resident Eval blah blah blah but! "rich school queen Natasha (Jennifer Grey) gives her a business card for her dad's workplace, the Prometheus Corporation; and an anonymous Japanese girl in Ray-Ban Wayfarers slices Eva's hand with a razor and runs off"

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Surprisingly, TK doesn't always stand for @TrippinKahlua, but for Toho Kingdom. The more you know! (Also Connor doesn't like being censored for being such a sperg)

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I just joined the Toho Kingdom to utilize their search features, but with snark like this I might actually join their community.

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"Okay guys, now hold on to your butts, because I think that Godzilla might be a sociopath. DIM THE LIGHTS, we have a power point to get through."

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Connor roleplaying as himself tally: 2 (I included 2 other posts to add flavor to this)

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Roleplay Tally: 3 . Fun fact though, Connor later quoted a guy who apparently deleted his own post. I can only assume it's because he was so embarrassed to be associated with Fatty Ding Dongs.

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James Bond = Daniel Craig = Godzilla. Why didn't I see it sooner?!

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Is this considered religious, psychological, sociopathic, or psychopathic?

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Serious question: does anyone know why Connor was banned on his previous account? I don't understand why that would have happened.

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edit: Oh my god I almost left this one out and it's the best of the whole series so far. Godzilla is Connor's Sonichu!!!!!!

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double edit: can someone please draw Connor sending Godzilla out to Skreeonk to the extreme?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2015-2-20_18-25-6-png.16779/

I'm consistently amazed that he keeps putting "(198" next to the film title whenever he posts in threads like this. The man is obsessed.

 

[TM Ambrose]

A person who is 200 lbs and 5'7' is considered obese.... How does Connor think that isn't fat?
BMI: 31.3

Godzilla has serious issues guys.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What the hell kind of name is Evangeline? Conturd must really want to be Shinji...

 

[Hat]

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This is the first post of his in a while that actually made me groan. Did he even have an argument with the other members over an interpretation of something? Frankly, I presume that he just—in his autism—assumes that he's the only one with the right interpretation of Godzilla's sociopathic behavior, and that the others will attack him because they can't handle the truth.

 

[EI 903]

Sociopathic. He's a fire-breathing radioactive dinosaur. That's dumb even for Connor.

Though I would like to see Godzilla in a James Bond suit playing cards against the other monsters.

 

[Ruin]

Today's post is dedicated to my waifu @BOLDYSPICY! for giving me the strength to go on, luv u boo <3


Resident Eval blah blah blah but! "rich school queen Natasha (Jennifer Grey) gives her a business card for her dad's workplace, the Prometheus Corporation; and an anonymous Japanese girl in Ray-Ban Wayfarers slices Eva's hand with a razor and runs off"

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two things about this.

1- How did the girl cut Eva's hand off with a razor while casually strolling by? Yea razors are sharp but the amount of force needed to slice through muscle and bone would be incredible.

2- Does he ever explain what makes Eva a a better candidate for genetic enhancement as opposed to any other person on the planet other than "idk that's just how the story goes lol."

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

two things about this.

1- How did the girl cut Eva's hand off with a razor while casually strolling by? Yea razors are sharp but the amount of force needed to slice through muscle and bone would be incredible.

2- Does he ever explain what makes Eva a a better candidate for genetic enhancement as opposed to any other person on the planet other than "idk that's just how the story goes lol."

1- Connor can't write for shit.

2- IIRC, No.

 

[EI 903]

The girl slices her hand and runs off. It's not stated that she severs it.

 

[The Knife]

Does he ever explain what makes Eva a a better candidate for genetic enhancement as opposed to any other person on the planet other than "idk that's just how the story goes lol."

I like to believe that no one but Holden will care if the experiment goes wrong and that he'll be extremely well-compensated if she croaks. He'll take the money, move back to the Auld Sod, open a bed-and-breakfast, and try to forget.

But nah, this is actually one of the questions Connor couldn't answer in chat. Any question regarding characters or motivation was always answered with a firm "I really haven't thought about that part."

Five years. Five years of not thinking about that part.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

To be fair, that post doesn't actually say the random Japanese girl (because it's so easy to tell someone's exact ethnicity as they run past you) wearing curiously specific brand-name sunglasses cut Eva's hand off. It just says "slices Eva's hand with a razor and runs off." Considering Eva is supposed to be into various kinds of self-abuse in different versions of the outline? story?, one wonders how she'll even notice having been cut.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Hi, everyone, I'm back from work! Okay I got back like two hours ago BUT I'VE BEEN BUSY YOU SEE

Today's post is dedicated to my waifu @BOLDYSPICY! for giving me the strength to go on, luv u boo <3

Awww, luv u2 bb~ I love everyone in this thread <3 Even Connor kinda

edit: Oh my god I almost left this one out and it's the best of the whole series so far. Godzilla is Connor's Sonichu!!!!!!

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double edit: can someone please draw Connor sending Godzilla out to Skreeonk to the extreme?

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN BUSY DOING

Spoiler: to the exSKREEEE

 

[Ruin]

To be fair, that post doesn't actually say the random Japanese girl (because it's so easy to tell someone's exact ethnicity as they run past you) wearing curiously specific brand-name sunglasses cut Eva's hand off. It just says "slices Eva's hand with a razor and runs off." Considering Eva is supposed to be into various kinds of self-abuse in different versions of the outline? story?, one wonders how she'll even notice having been cut.

My bad I read it as cut off for some reason.

 

[Xarpho]

My bad I read it as cut off for some reason.

I did too, don't worry.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

You guys are fine. It's Connor's writing being garbled as fuck, even when he's just trying to do a synopsis.

 

[Overcast]

Honestly, I don't think Connor's story concept is a bad one. The idea of a person doing something drastic to become their "dream self" sounds interesting.

However, by the looks of his current work, he seems to borrow, if not outright steal, elements from other stories instead of giving his own unique take on things. And that's not even mentioning the amateurish writing.